Ieri, o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 autoare \u015fi-a adjudecat un premiu literar. Nu vreau s\u0103 dau nume, povestesc doar situa\u0163ii, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 umilesc sau s\u0103 condamn persoane, ci doar s\u0103 prezint fenomene.<\/p>\n
T\u00e2n\u0103ra e \u00een pozi\u0163ia aia \u00een care am fost to\u0163i la un moment dat: foarte mult\u0103 lume care nu te cunoa\u015fte speculeaz\u0103 o mul\u0163ime de idio\u0163enii despre tine. C\u0103 s-a culcat cu nu \u015ftiu cine, sau cu toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 sus \u00een ierarhie. \u00cen ierarhia a ce? C\u0103 oricum, dup\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103, dup\u0103 cum te \u00eembraci, dup\u0103 cum bate o lumin\u0103 solar\u0103 oblic\u0103 sau dup\u0103 num\u0103rul de la pantofi, \u015ftim c\u0103 n-ai talent. C\u0103 oricum n-o s\u0103 te citim. C\u0103 oricum blablabla.<\/p>\n
Realitatea trist\u0103 e c\u0103, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, de c\u00e2te ori apare o femeie t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentr-un domeniu, \u00eencepe b\u00e2rfoteca asta dezgust\u0103toare, \u015fi realitatea \u015fi mai trist\u0103 e c\u0103 nu sunt doar masculii lihni\u0163i \u0103ia care o perpetueaz\u0103, dar \u00een mare m\u0103sur\u0103, \u015fi alte femei, geloase pe succesul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n
E o etap\u0103 specific\u0103 \u0163\u0103rii.<\/p>\n
Se combate cu Ignorol forte, nu \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu le administrezi c\u00e2te o basculant\u0103 de pule celor care vin s\u0103 te h\u0103r\u0163uiasc\u0103 cu din astea. O, ba daaa. \u00cei faci s\u0103 mu\u015fte din praf \u015fi le savurezi umilin\u0163a. Ci \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu iei deloc \u00een serios \u015fi nu la\u015fi nici m\u0103car o secund\u0103 s\u0103 te influen\u0163eze rahaturile pe care le debiteaz\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia, ci le tratezi exact ca pe ceea ce sunt: rahaturi. Rahaturi care vorbesc EXCLUSIV despre meschin\u0103ria, tic\u0103lo\u015fia, complexele, rateurile celor care le perpetueaz\u0103. Un b\u0103rbat care spune c\u0103 te-ai futut cu toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 ajungi sus exprim\u0103 doar interes acerb \u00een direc\u0163ia sexualit\u0103\u0163ii tale \u015fi sper\u0103 c\u0103 poate \u00eentr-o zi. O femeie care spune c\u0103 te-ai futut cu toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 ajungi sus exprim\u0103 doar invidia c\u0103 \u00een cazul ei aceast\u0103 strategie nu a func\u0163ionat.<\/p>\n
Bun. Deci rahaturile trebuie tratate exact ca rahaturile, iar \u00een rest, c\u00e2inii latr\u0103, ursul merge.<\/p>\n
OK. Fata de care vorbesc a dat un status sf\u00e2\u015fietor despre cum au forfecat-o javrele, \u00eenainte \u015fi un pic mai mult dup\u0103 ce a fost anun\u0163at\u0103 ca premiant\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei vine o tip\u0103 – culmea, o tip\u0103 pe care o \u015ftiu, \u015fi care \u00een 85% din cazuri e cu mintea la ea \u015fi binevoitoare, deci n-o suspectez de rele inten\u0163ii, \u015fi \u00eencepe s-o frece la icre. “C\u0103 tot ce scrii \u00een ultima vreme e negru \u015fi sumbru, c\u0103 nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd te premiaz\u0103 unii nu po\u0163i fi fericit\u0103, c\u0103 ce-i asta, c\u0103 de ce nu \u015ftii s\u0103 fii \u015fi tu vesel\u0103 ca Lorena Lupu”.<\/p>\n
Moment \u00een care \u00eemi d\u0103 mie tag.<\/p>\n
Acum, eu pot fi folosit\u0103 \u00een multe feluri. Dar \u00een niciun caz pe post de exemplu de dat oamenilor sup\u0103ra\u0163i c\u0103 de ce nu pot \u015fi ei s\u0103 fie veseli ca mine.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 veselia mea nu se bazeaz\u0103 pe floricele pe c\u00e2mpii \u015fi flutura\u015fi aurii. Veselia mea nu e un banc cu Bul\u0103. Veselia mea e un mecanism de supravie\u0163uire.<\/p>\n
Veselia mea e ca mu\u015fchii \u00een format p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163ele care apar dup\u0103 ce te duci zi de zi la antrenamentul stresului, al r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163ilor, al promisiunilor neonorate, al \u0163epelor flagrante \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 te duci la un om s\u0103 \u0163ipi c\u0103 de ce nu are p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163ele ca mine e penibil \u015fi stupid. Nu le are pentru c\u0103 mai are de lucru. \u00cenc\u0103 nu s-a exersat \u00een arta deta\u015f\u0103rii at\u00e2t de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 poat\u0103 r\u00e2de r\u0103sun\u0103tor \u015fi din toat\u0103 inima de rahaturi.<\/p>\n
Eu nu am fost de la bun \u00eenceput at\u00e2t de vesel\u0103. Cine m-a citit p\u00e2n\u0103-n 2010 \u015ftie c\u0103 postam some pretty dark shit. OK, c\u0103-i d\u0103deam mereu un twist umoristic? Desigur, dar cum nu suntem Armata Poporului, nu e obligatoriu s\u0103 fac\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea ca mine.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 ai fi venit tu \u00eenainte de 2010 s\u0103 \u0163ipi la mine c\u0103\u00a0 nu-\u0163i par suficient de vesel\u0103, ai fi avut aprovizionarea cu carne asigurat\u0103 pe tot mileniul trei.<\/p>\n
“Suficient de vesel\u0103” pentru cine \u015fi pentru ce? Unde sunt aceste standarde interna\u0163ionale de veselie, care trebuie satisf\u0103cute de toat\u0103 lumea \u00een mod obligatoriu?<\/p>\n
\u015ei nici m\u0103car nu m-ai fi ajutat cu nimic s\u0103 \u0163ipi la mine c\u0103 nu sunt vesel\u0103. Ghici ce: c\u00e2nd un om e negru de spume, pur \u015fi simplu NU ARE CHEF s\u0103 fie vesel.<\/p>\n
Cu ce m-ai fi ajutat s\u0103-mi inoculezi veselie real\u0103? P\u0103i, dac\u0103 mi-ai fi cump\u0103rat o amandin\u0103 (pr\u0103jitura mea preferat\u0103) sau un ruj ro\u015fu. De exemplu.<\/p>\n
Data viitoare c\u00e2nd vede\u0163i un om c\u0103 se zbate pe culmile disper\u0103rii, nu mai merge\u0163i s\u0103-l fute\u0163i \u015fi voi la cap \u015fi s\u0103 mai ad\u0103uga\u0163i o lopat\u0103 de nervi. Dac\u0103 ave\u0163i bani s\u0103-i lua\u0163i o amandin\u0103, bine. Dac\u0103 nu, asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 nu-l pute\u0163i ajuta cu nimic \u015fi nu rata\u0163i ocazia fabuloas\u0103 de a t\u0103cea.<\/p>\n
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