{"id":14070,"date":"2018-01-12T19:54:50","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T16:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14070"},"modified":"2018-01-12T20:19:20","modified_gmt":"2018-01-12T17:19:20","slug":"otravitorii-de-caini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/otravitorii-de-caini\/","title":{"rendered":"Otr\u0103vitorii de c\u00e2ini"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u015ecoala 117, sector 6, Bucure\u015fti. O prieten\u0103 a mea trecea pe acolo, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u015fi de treab\u0103, c\u00e2nd, brusc, aten\u0163ia i-a fost atras\u0103 de un afi\u015f. S-a uitat la el, nevenindu-i s\u0103 cread\u0103. S-a frecat la ochi. Afi\u015ful era tot acolo. S-a apropiat \u015fi l-a citit cu aten\u0163ie. Afi\u015ful zicea:<\/p>\n

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\u015etiu, e \u015fi \u00een foto de deschidere, dar \u00eel mai pun o dat\u0103, la rezolu\u0163ie mare, s\u0103 ne mir\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 de necuprinsul alarmant al tic\u0103lo\u015fiei umane.<\/p>\n

Da, un c\u00e2ine a pus labele pe un copil. Nu mai mult. Dac\u0103 era mai mult, putem miza c\u0103 psihopatul care a redactat groz\u0103via asta ar fi ajut grij\u0103 s\u0103 augmenteze fenomenul \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 din \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ar o herghelie \u00eentreag\u0103 de arm\u0103sari.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2inii – \u015fi pisicile – au acest obicei, s\u0103 pun\u0103 labele din fa\u0163\u0103 pe tine, c\u00e2nd se doresc m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia\u0163i.<\/p>\n

\u015ei pe mine pun frecvent l\u0103bu\u0163ele c\u00e2ini mari \u015fi mici, \u00een IOR. \u015ei intervin st\u0103p\u00e2nii: “Gicu, o murd\u0103re\u015fti pe domni\u015foara.” La care eu \u00eentreb mereu acela\u015fi lucru: “\u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 am acas\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat \u015fi detergent?”.<\/p>\n

N-am \u00een\u0163eles niciodat\u0103 aceast\u0103 obsesie cu murd\u0103ritul hainelor. Oricum le arunci direct \u00een co\u015f, \u015fi din co\u015f, la sp\u0103lat. C\u0103 le arunci doar transpirate de peste zi, sau cu o pat\u0103 – dou\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt de pe labele c\u0103\u0163elului, e fix acela\u015fi lucru. De-aia scot detergen\u0163ii 99 de tipuri de pete, sau a\u015fa ceva.<\/p>\n

Bun, s\u0103 ai preten\u0163ia s\u0103 moar\u0103 to\u0163i c\u00e2inii din cartier, pentru c\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 speli o bluz\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte pantaloni (s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 labele c\u00e2inelui au ajuns pe ambele) e o reac\u0163ie at\u00e2t de profund \u015fi definitiv patologic\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t cred c\u0103 Protec\u0163ia Copilului ar trebui s\u0103 se autosesizeze preventiv \u015fi s\u0103-i confi\u015fte psihopatului copilul.<\/p>\n

Ce educa\u0163ie poate primi un copil de la o asemenea persoan\u0103? C\u0103 e ok s\u0103 otr\u0103vim \/ m\u0103cel\u0103rim \/\u00a0 masacr\u0103m tot ce nu ne convine? Azi un c\u00e2ine c\u0103 a pus labele pe noi, m\u00e2ine Vasilica, fiindc\u0103 ne refuz\u0103 avansurile \u015fi poim\u00e2ine Alexandru, fiindc\u0103 a preferat s\u0103 acorde jobul altui candidat?<\/p>\n

S\u0103 zicem c\u0103, realmente, \u0103la mic s-a speriat. Eu la 4 ani m\u0103 speriam \u015fi de zgomotul f\u0103cut de apa tras\u0103 la veceu. Solu\u0163ia psihopat\u0103, similar\u0103 ac\u0163iunii acestor bolnavi cu capul, ar fi fost ca ai mei s\u0103 astupe canalizarea cartierului \u015fi s\u0103 ne c\u0103c\u0103m \u00een fundul cur\u0163ii acum \u015fi pururea \u015fi-n vecii vecilor, amin.<\/p>\n

Solu\u0163ia s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 cu capul, pe care, slav\u0103 domnului, au ales s-o aplice, a fost: “Uite, copila\u015f, nu e nimic. E doar apa care curge. Hai, trage \u015fi tu, \u015fi vezi c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic grav.”<\/p>\n

Nu toat\u0103 lumea poate avea copiii. Unii sunt pur \u015fi simplu incapabili s\u0103 creasc\u0103 din ei adul\u0163i normali \u015fi func\u0163ionali, \u015fi asta pentru c\u0103 ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi sufer\u0103 de boli psihice nediagnosticate.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei dac\u0103 un c\u00e2ine care a pus l\u0103bu\u0163ele pe copil merit\u0103 pedeaps\u0103 – otr\u0103virea tuturor c\u00e2inilor regiunii – te \u00eentrebi ce pedeaps\u0103 \u00eencaseaz\u0103 copilu\u0163ul \u0103la c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi murd\u0103re\u015fte singur hainele, juc\u00e2ndu-se. Sau c\u00e2nd aduce acas\u0103 primul patru. Sau c\u00e2nd vin vecinii s\u0103 reclame c\u0103 le-a spart fereastra cu mingea.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei nici m\u0103car nu e vorba de un hoax. \u00cen prezent, toat\u0103 lumea care domiciliaz\u0103 \u00een sectorul 6 din lista mea de Facebook s-a mobilizat s\u0103 dea share anun\u0163ului, s\u0103 cheme poli\u0163ia local\u0103, s\u0103 ajute la colectarea de probe – da, \u0103la a umplut zona, inclusiv \u0163arcul pentru c\u00e2ini al parcului – cu m\u00e2ncare otr\u0103vit\u0103 – \u015fi alerta trebuie dus\u0103 mai departe. Mai mult. Buc\u0103\u0163ile de carne \u015fi c\u00e2rn\u0103ciori sunt risipite \u015fi prin locul de joac\u0103 al copiilor. La libera atingere a acestora.<\/p>\n

E esen\u0163ial ca ace\u015fti psihopa\u0163i s\u0103 fie cule\u015fi de pe str\u0103zi. Nu de alta, dar poate c\u0103 m\u00e2ine li se c\u0103\u015fun\u0103 ceva \u015fi pe tine, trec\u0103torule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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