\u00cen general, c\u00e2nd un om \u00eei spune altuia, \u00eendeob\u015fte femeie, dar nu exclusiv, ce mult o (\u00eel?) place f\u0103r\u0103 machiaj, \u00een mintea lui, tocmai a emanat un compliment. Dar eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu am \u00eent\u00e2lnit femeie, \u015fi mai ales femeie pasionat\u0103 de makeup, pe care aceast\u0103 adun\u0103tur\u0103 de cuvinte, \u00een exact aceast\u0103 ordine, s\u0103 n-o scoat\u0103 instant \u015fi violent din s\u0103rite.<\/p>\n
Ca s\u0103 ave\u0163i criteriu de compara\u0163ie, b\u0103rba\u0163i, g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 cam cum a\u0163i str\u00e2nge-o de g\u00e2t pe una care v\u0103 zice ce bine v\u0103 st\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 hobby-ul vostru definitoriu, fie el pescuit, gaming, ma\u015fini, b\u0103ut profesionist sau orice altceva. Reac\u0163ia instinctual\u0103 e: “D\u0103-te-n mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de t\u00e2rf\u0103 bor\u00e2t\u0103, ca tine g\u0103sesc o mie, dar pescuitul \/ jocurile \/ ma\u015finile \/ vodca e via\u0163a mea!”<\/p>\n
A\u015fa \u015fi femeia c\u00e2nd tu vii s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci c\u0103cat c\u0103 o placi f\u0103r\u0103 machiaj. Chiar dac\u0103 e subalterna ta la munc\u0103 sau gazda care \u00ee\u015fi prime\u015fte cu maxim\u0103 polite\u0163e musafirii, \u015fi o s\u0103 \u00eencaseze gogom\u0103nia asta grosolan\u0103 cu un z\u00e2mbet, te asigur, c\u0103 timp de c\u00e2teva secunde, \u00ee\u015fi va crea mintal o imagine cu tine \u00eentins cu m\u00e2inile \u00eencruci\u015fate \u015fi lum\u00e2narea pe frunte, iar imaginea \u00eei va st\u00e2rni un miniorgasm intelectual.<\/p>\n
“Dar Lorena, tu \u00een poza aia PARI nemachiat\u0103”.<\/p>\n
\u00centre a p\u0103rea \u015fi a fi, distan\u0163a e ca de la cer la p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
La un moment dat, am jucat Povestiri din Miserupia la Sibiu. \u00cen Povestiri din Miserupia, APARENT nu port makeup. Dar c\u00e2nd m-a v\u0103zut gazda mea cum m\u0103 pictam de jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 cu diverse, \u015fi rezultatul era o iluzie a unui chip curat \u015fi pur, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo nuan\u0163\u0103 care s\u0103 tr\u0103deze cantitatea de produse cu care tocmai \u00eemi boisem fa\u0163a, face: “B\u0103i, Lorena, te-ai transformat dintr-o tip\u0103 de 7 \u00eentr-una de 9, \u015fi nu m\u0103 prind cum.”<\/p>\n
\u0102sta e rolul makeupului de zi, zis \u015fi natural. S\u0103 pun\u0103 accent pe anumite tr\u0103s\u0103turi ale fe\u0163ei \u015fi s\u0103 pun\u0103 umbr\u0103 pe altele, s\u0103 creeze ILUZIA frumuse\u0163ii. Cu accent pe ILUZIE.<\/p>\n
Iar lucrul \u0103sta e pasiunea mea. \u00cemi consider fa\u0163a o p\u00e2nz\u0103 alb\u0103, pe care pictez ce am eu chef \u00een ziua respectiv\u0103, sau, dac\u0103 am o tem\u0103, pictez conform temei.<\/p>\n
Poate c\u0103 alte femei nu au o rela\u0163ie at\u00e2t de intens\u0103 cu machiajul lor \u015fi le pas\u0103 ceva mai pu\u0163in c\u00e2nd aud nerozia asta strig\u0103toare la cer. Dar din c\u00e2te am experimentat eu – \u015fi am experimentat c\u0103c\u0103l\u0103u – “\u00cemi placi f\u0103r\u0103 machiaj” duce la scoaterea ta din lista mintal\u0103 de “oameni cu care am ce discuta” \u015fi trecerea ta \u00een cea de “idio\u0163ii inutili b\u0103tubili \u00een cap cu un bocanc s\u0103n\u0103tos de munte”.<\/p>\n
Po\u0163i alege s\u0103 nu fii \u0163\u0103ran imbecil. Po\u0163i alege s\u0103 nu fii detestabil dintr-o singur\u0103 fraz\u0103. Dac\u0103 tipa nu \u015fi-a pictat un al treilea ochi \u00een mijlocul frun\u0163ii, \u0163ine-\u0163i p\u0103rerile tale legate de machiajul ei pentru tine.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 \u015fi l-a pictat, oricum nu-i pas\u0103 ce crezi.<\/p>\n
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