{"id":14181,"date":"2018-01-28T11:17:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T08:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14181"},"modified":"2020-06-22T20:15:58","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T17:15:58","slug":"sexul-din-razbunare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sexul-din-razbunare\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexul din r\u0103zbunare"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cDrag\u0103 Zei\u0163\u0103,\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Te citesc ca pe Sf\u00e2nta Scriptur\u0103. Dar am \u015fi eu o \u00eentrebare de natur\u0103 sexual\u0103. Am cunoscut-o pe una \u015fi, \u00een mai pu\u0163in de o or\u0103, era c\u0103lare pe mine, gem\u00e2nd ca apucata. Ce s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg: c\u0103 sunt eu un prin\u0163 al sex appealului, sau c\u0103 e ea o panar\u2026 femeie u\u015furatic\u0103?\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Un muritor de r\u00e2nd, Bucure\u015fti”\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Drag\u0103 muritorule,<\/p>\n

\u00centrebarea ta vine la marele fix, pentru c\u0103 nu scrisesem de ceva vreme un articol de sex, \u015fi nu m\u0103 mint singur\u0103: astea-s adev\u0103ratul motiv pentru care muritorii ca tine m\u0103 citesc ca pe Sf\u00e2nta Scriptur\u0103. Drept care, \u00ee\u0163i mul\u0163umesc pentru \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n

De obicei, femeile fac sex f\u0103r\u0103 nazuri de la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u00een trei cazuri bine definite.<\/p>\n

A) Dac\u0103-s foarte bete<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen acest caz, nu ea era cea care te c\u0103l\u0103rea cu strig\u0103turi, ci alcoolul. Din p\u0103cate, dac\u0103 n-a\u0163i folosit prezervativ, nu alcoolul va r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu sticla la gur\u0103 \u015fi nu se va na\u015fte peste nou\u0103 luni o sticlu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103 de whisky, \u00een stilul \u0103lora pe care le plimba Sue Ellen din\u00a0Dallas\u00a0<\/em>\u00een po\u015fet\u0103.<\/p>\n

B) Dac\u0103-s \u00a0foarte inepte social\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 femei care nu prea au skilluri de conversa\u0163ie \u015fi abilitatea de a socializa degajat. \u015ei atunci, \u015fi-o trag cu tine ca s\u0103 nu fie nevoite s\u0103-\u015fi stoarc\u0103 creierul invent\u00e2nd alte cuvinte dec\u00e2t \u201cda\u201d, \u201cnu\u201d, \u201ca\u015fa\u201d, \u201cmai jos\u201d, \u201cce mare o ai\u201d \u015fi \u201cIooooi, ce bine e!\u201d Partea bun\u0103 a sexului e c\u0103 opereaz\u0103 cu concepte simple \u015fi nu sfor\u0163eaz\u0103 neuronul.<\/p>\n

C) Sexul de r\u0103zbunare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ai exclus punctele A) \u015fi B). Nu era rang\u0103 de beat\u0103, nici proast\u0103 de bubuia. \u015ei totu\u015fi, a s\u0103rit pe tine ca g\u0103ina pe gr\u0103un\u0163e \u015fi \u0163i-a tras-o p\u00e2n\u0103 ai uitat cum te cheam\u0103. Exist\u0103 \u015fanse destul de mari ca tu s\u0103 fii victima colateral\u0103 a unei partide de sex de r\u0103zbunare.<\/p>\n

Rar exist\u0103 chestii mai pasionale dec\u00e2t sexul de r\u0103zbunare. Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00een sexul obi\u015fnuit, este vorba strict despre chimia dintre un b\u0103rbat \u015fi o femeie, plus ce vrea s\u0103 ob\u0163in\u0103 fiecare dintre ei pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 (\u201cOK, facem sex, dar m\u0103 iei de nevast\u0103!\u201d), \u00een sexul de r\u0103zbunare, este vorba despre chimia dintre un b\u0103rbat, o femeie, b\u0103rbatul pe care femeia respectiv\u0103 se r\u0103zbun\u0103, plus tot orgoliul \u015fi frustrarea pe care le-a acumulat tipa, \u015fi care au ajuns s\u0103 dea \u00een clocot la un asemenea nivel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi-o trag\u0103 cu tine.<\/p>\n

A\u015fadar, partea frumoas\u0103 \u00een sexul de r\u0103zbunare este c\u0103 e foarte s\u0103lbatic, visceral, animalic, necondi\u0163ionat \u015fi, de obicei, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 restric\u0163ii. Partea ur\u00e2t\u0103 este c\u0103, rareori, sexul de r\u0103zbunare are vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu tine. Nu o dat\u0103, femeia care se r\u0103zbun\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi f\u2026 b\u0103rbatul care i-a gre\u015fit prin faptul c\u0103 te f\u2026 pe tine. Deci, din punctul ei de vedere, e mai mult un threesome. Din al t\u0103u, e \u201cnu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce filme are ea \u00een cap, important e sexul\u201d.<\/p>\n

Partea dubioas\u0103 cu sexul de r\u0103zbunare \u2013 \u015fi aici o s\u0103 devin pu\u0163in autoconfesiv\u0103, dar e un domeniu delicat, rog cititoarele s\u0103 m\u0103 contrazic\u0103, dac\u0103 nu e a\u015fa \u2013 deci, cum ziceam, partea dubioas\u0103 e c\u0103, \u00een timp ce b\u0103rba\u0163ii pe care i-am iubit sincer \u015fi delicat, cu ging\u0103\u015fie \u015fi devotament, m-au tratat de obicei oribil spre extrem de oribil \u2013 sau, cel pu\u0163in, au \u00eencercat \u2013 , \u0103ia de care m-am folosit ca de ni\u015fte obiecte prin intermediul c\u0103rora m-am r\u0103zbunat s-au amorezat pasional \u015fi violent, m-au c\u0103utat \u00eendelung \u015fi am sc\u0103pat extrem de greu de ei.<\/p>\n

Cu accent pe \u201csc\u0103pat\u201d. Ce \u00eencerc s\u0103 spun cu asta e c\u0103, de cele mai multe ori, sexul de r\u0103zbunare e strict etapa dintre \u201cc\u00e2t sunt de r\u0103nit\u0103 \u00een orgoliu, nu pot s\u0103 cred c\u0103 boul mi-a f\u0103cut asta!\u201d \u015fi \u201chit the road, Jack, and don\u2019t you come back no more\u201d \u00een rela\u0163ia femeii. Cu acel altul.<\/p>\n

Iar tu? Tu vei r\u0103m\u00e2ne cumva echivalent \u00een mintea ei cu oftica pe care o sim\u0163ea pe boul \u0103la idiot care nu \u015ftia s-o aprecieze just. Partea proast\u0103 a sexului din prima, fie c\u0103 vorbim de femei, b\u0103rba\u0163i sau extratere\u015ftri, e c\u0103 arareori mai ie\u015fi, \u00een ochii acelui partener, din stereotipul obiectului sexual. Dar \u015fi aici exist\u0103 o parte bun\u0103: dac\u0103 o mai oftic\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii, probabil c\u0103 o s\u0103 te mai caute.<\/p>\n

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