{"id":1426,"date":"2009-06-15T00:24:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T21:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1426"},"modified":"2009-06-15T00:24:29","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T21:24:29","slug":"in-drum-spre-veterinar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/in-drum-spre-veterinar\/","title":{"rendered":"Veterinarul \u015fi marea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avem program de injec\u0163ii zilnice. Zi de zi, ducem un r\u0103zboi cumplit cu tanti doctor \u015fi cu toate infirmierele, care ne prind \u00een prosoape \u015fi p\u0103turi, ne imobilizeaz\u0103 (sau ar vrea s\u0103!) \u0163in\u00e2ndu-ne de toate cele patru l\u0103bu\u0163e, de cap, de bot, \u00een \u00eencercarea de a ne administra antibioticul.<\/p>\n<p>Dar noi avem \u015fi voin\u0163\u0103. \u015ei \u015ftim sigur c\u0103 popone\u0163ul nostru negru \u015fi bl\u0103nos nu este poligon de tragere. De aceea url\u0103m ca din gur\u0103 de \u015farpe, l\u0103s\u0103m urme s\u00e2ngerii pe bra\u0163ele oricui ne iese \u00een cale, r\u00e2njim ca o pisic\u0103 de Cheshire \u015fi ne lupt\u0103m voinice\u015fte s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de blestem\u0103\u0163ia numit\u0103 injec\u0163ie.<br \/>\nApoi, dup\u0103 ce sc\u0103p\u0103m unii de al\u0163ii, ne c\u0103r\u0103m. Trecem pe magnifica fost\u0103 strad\u0103 Mihai Eminescu, &#8211; actualmente \u00cen Lucru &#8211; \u015fi ajungem pe o por\u0163iune care e acoperit\u0103 complet de nisip. \u015ei brusc, ne sim\u0163im pe plaj\u0103. Sim\u0163im \u00een n\u0103ri briza s\u0103rat\u0103 a m\u0103rii, auzim valurile care se zdrobesc de \u0163\u0103rm, ne arunc\u0103m pantofii din picioare, sc\u0103p\u0103m de haine, ne t\u0103v\u0103lim prin nisip, l\u0103s\u0103m apa s\u0103 ne cuprind\u0103 \u00een flux \u015fi s\u0103 ne p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00een reflux, s\u0103 ne acopere de alge, s\u0103 ne<!--more--> .<\/p>\n<p>-Domni\u015foar\u0103 frumoas\u0103, n-ai s\u0103-mi dai zece mii?<br \/>\n-Am, dar n-am de dat.<br \/>\n-D\u0103-te, f\u0103, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de zg\u00e2rcit\u0103, m\u00e2nca-te-ar ciuma \u015fi iadu&#8217;, c\u0103 la javr\u0103 \u00eei dai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, da&#8217; la un om nu i-ai da!<br \/>\nAcum, fiecare cu priorit\u0103\u0163ile lui, zic eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>O prioritate (M\u0103 refer la Faith No More, fa\u0163\u0103 de Bee Gees, ace\u015fti oldies but coldies):<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3rWxXAiM_ew?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avem program de injec\u0163ii zilnice. 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