{"id":14265,"date":"2018-02-06T10:26:38","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T07:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14265"},"modified":"2018-02-06T10:35:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T07:35:20","slug":"catastiful-de-imbecilitati-crase-nu-se-face-asa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/catastiful-de-imbecilitati-crase-nu-se-face-asa\/","title":{"rendered":"Catastiful de imbecilit\u0103\u0163i crase: &#8220;Nu se face a\u015fa&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E ora nou\u0103 diminea\u0163a, \u015fi deja a reu\u015fit o harpie redus\u0103 mintal \u015fi cu imagina\u0163ia unei cizme s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze. Vita a venit sub un status s\u0103-mi repro\u015feze c\u0103 o figur\u0103 de stil pe care o foloseam, perfect valid\u0103 \u015fi cu sens, \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 impecabil de to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i, era &#8220;gre\u015fit\u0103&#8221;, pentru c\u0103 &#8220;nu era expresia obi\u015fnuit\u0103 din limba rom\u00e2n\u0103&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>T\u00e2rfa a reu\u015fit s\u0103-mi induc\u0103 starea aia \u00een care \u0163i se perind\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u0163a \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor. Cu to\u0163i idio\u0163ii cu creiere p\u0103trate, care au ve\u015fnic formule bine b\u0103tute \u00een cuie legate de cum &#8220;se face&#8221; A, B, C sau D. <\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2t ar fi scris Eminescu, Shakespeare sau Dostoievski, dac\u0103 cineva s-ar fi suit \u00een capul lor s\u0103-i frece la icre s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 doar expresii uzuale \u015fi frecvent \u00eent\u00e2lnite, pe scurt, validate de aprobarea tuturor mediocrilor societ\u0103\u0163ii. Bine, ei ar fi scris oricum. Cel mult, i-ar fi administrat proverbialul \u015fut \u00een pizd\u0103 neavenitului care venise s\u0103 le fac\u0103 reguli izvor\u00e2te din propria lui lips\u0103 de imagina\u0163ie. <\/p>\n<p>Lips\u0103 de imagina\u0163ie care, \u015fi pe internet, caut\u0103 mereu s\u0103 sufoce \u015fi s\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103 nota personal\u0103. Inova\u0163ia. Experimentul.<br \/>\nAre cineva blog de cooking \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 propun\u0103 o varia\u0163ie a re\u0163etei? Hopa zece oi fixiste s\u0103 \u0163ipe c\u0103 acolo se pune sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi nu kefir, \u015fi c\u0103 nu se face a\u015fa.<br \/>\nAre cineva un Instagram de beauty \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 un look ie\u015fit din tipare? Hopa ciurda de masculi care \u0163ip\u0103 c\u0103 &#8220;nu te avantajeaz\u0103&#8221; \u015fi de \u0163oape care s\u0103 gui\u0163e c\u0103 &#8220;nu a\u015fa se face&#8221;.<br \/>\nNu m\u0103 avantajeaz\u0103 \u00een raport cu cine? \u00cen raport cu tine, user mocal\u0103u pe net care doar \u00eemi \u00eencasezi contentul \u015fi nu te revan\u015fezi cu nimic? Nici nu am ce avantaj s\u0103 am \u00een acest raport, pentru c\u0103 deocamdat\u0103, eu livrez entertainmentul \u015fi tu doar \u00eel prime\u015fti. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nu a\u015fa se face&#8221;? simplul fapt c\u0103 tu e\u015fti \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii a cuiva \u015fi dialoghezi cu cineva care tocmai a f\u0103cut chestia asta demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103 ba da, e posibil. <\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentreb: ce-i m\u00e2n\u0103 pe to\u0163i ace\u015fti &#8220;nu se face&#8221;? Ce anume e benzina lor \u00een a c\u0103uta s\u0103-i cenzureze pe oameni pe care pot foarte simplu s\u0103-i ignore. \u00cen fond, nu te izbe\u015fte pe tine la fica\u0163i faptul c\u0103 bloggerul culinar X a pus alte ingrediente dec\u00e2t ai pune tu, sau c\u0103 scriitorul Y a folosit o figur\u0103 de stil cu care nu erai familiar. Po\u0163i foarte simplu s\u0103 ignori \u015fi s\u0103 mergi mai departe. Dar nu, tu vrei s\u0103 afi\u015fezi superioritate. O superioritate fals\u0103, pretins\u0103, derivat\u0103 din ideea c\u0103 tu ai fi de\u0163in\u0103torul regulilor finale \u015fi c\u0103 orice se abate de la regulile tale e neghin\u0103 \u015fi merit\u0103 st\u00e2rpit\u0103.<br \/>\nO superioritate pentru care, din nou, mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 existe aplica\u0163ia Bocancul Virtual\u2122. Vine t\u00e2rfa de orice sex s\u0103-\u0163i dea directive nesolicitate, oriunde altundeva dec\u00e2t \u00een cadrul unui contract unde tu te-ai obligat din varii motive s\u0103 \u0163ii cont de numitele directive? Pac bocancul virtual, desprinz\u00e2ndu-se din ecran \u015fi administr\u00e2ndu-i una peste muianul nesim\u0163it. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 omenirea s-ar fi rezumat la ceea ce &#8220;se face&#8221;, ar tr\u0103i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een pe\u015fter\u0103, s-ar lupta cu animale s\u0103lbatice, folosindu-se de pietre, ar culege buruieni \u015fi ar muri la prima bron\u015fit\u0103.<br \/>\nFaptul c\u0103 \u00een prezent tu te po\u0163i zbor\u015fi la mine, s\u0103-mi spui ce &#8220;se face&#8221; \u015fi ce nu, e rezultatul muncii a milioane \u015fi miliarde de inovatori care au refuzat no\u0163iunea de &#8220;a\u015fa se face&#8221; \u015fi  au optat pentru &#8220;se poate mai bine&#8221;.<br \/>\n\u015ei cred c\u0103 oamenii \u0103\u015ftia se \u00eenv\u00e2rt ca pro\u0163apul de shaorma \u00een morminte c\u00e2nd inova\u0163iile lor sunt folosite s\u0103 propage idei fixe \u015fi stereotipuri expirate. <\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu mori prost, \u00eencearc\u0103 o singur\u0103 zi s\u0103 ui\u0163i de &#8220;cum se face&#8221; \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencerci &#8220;cum s-ar putea \u015fi altfel&#8221;. O s\u0103 fii uimit ce lume fascinant\u0103 de poten\u0163ialit\u0103\u0163i \u0163i se va dezv\u0103lui pe nea\u015fteptate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E ora nou\u0103 diminea\u0163a, \u015fi deja a reu\u015fit o harpie redus\u0103 mintal \u015fi cu imagina\u0163ia unei cizme s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze. 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