Nu \u015ftiu al\u0163ii cum sunt, dar c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, termenul “curv\u0103” avea un singur sens: femeie u\u015foar\u0103, care \u00eemparte vagin cald \u015fi primitor \u00een toate cele patru direc\u0163ii, oric\u0103rui trec\u0103tor care n-are avion sau tren de prins \u00een mai pu\u0163in de un sfert de or\u0103.<\/p>\n
Pe scurt, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vedeai de treburile tale \u00een pace, erai femeie cinstit\u0103, iar dac\u0103 te zb\u00e2n\u0163uiai cu to\u0163i h\u0103ndr\u0103l\u0103ii, erai o curv\u0103 nemernic\u0103.<\/p>\n
Corect?<\/p>\n
Corect.<\/p>\n
A venit anul 2000. S-a r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit internetul ieftin, ca o boal\u0103 transmisibil\u0103 sexual. \u015ei o dat\u0103 cu el, \u015fi num\u0103rul de str\u0103ini c\u0103rora nu le datorezi nimic, \u015fi care vin s\u0103 te fac\u0103 curv\u0103 pentru cele mai nea\u015fteptate motive.<\/p>\n
Exemplu:<\/p>\n
Gicu: Vezi c\u0103 \u0163i-am l\u0103sat mesaj privat neinteresant, de aga\u0163ament.<\/p>\n
Tu: \u00cemi cer scuze, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 pierd timp de mesaje private de aga\u0163ament, consider c\u0103 acestea nu aduc nimic valoros \u00een via\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n
Gicu: Asta pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103?<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Deci, cum? Dac\u0103 te ag\u0103\u0163ai cu Gicu, erai femeie cinstit\u0103, dar pentru c\u0103 nu vezi rostul amestec\u0103rii fluidelor cu to\u0163i insignifian\u0163ii netului, e\u015fti o curv\u0103? P\u0103i, \u0103sta e exact sensul opus celui pe care \u00eel d\u0103dea societatea pe vremea copil\u0103riei mele. Pe atunci, curva era cea care accepta. Acum, curva e cea care refuz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mai po\u0163i deveni curv\u0103, dar nu chiar ca atunci c\u00e2nd refuzi avansuri, \u00een urm\u0103toarele circumstan\u0163e:<\/p>\n
A) Ai argumente.<\/p>\n
Explici de ce un proiect de lege e o abera\u0163ie? Sigur apare cineva la subsol \u015fi-\u0163i spune c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103.<\/p>\n
B) Vrei o carier\u0103<\/p>\n
Dai un text despre cum adolescen\u0163ii \u015fi adolescentele ar face bine s\u0103 lase tentativa de a convinge un membru al sexului opus s\u0103-i iubeasc\u0103 \u015fi mai bine s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e lucruri utile, care s\u0103-i ajute s\u0103-\u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftige p\u00e2inea, s\u0103-\u015fi croiasc\u0103 o reputa\u0163ie \u015fi un nume. Cineva o s\u0103 \u0163ipe la tine c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103.<\/p>\n
C) Sus\u0163ii diversitatea<\/p>\n
Scrii un text despre cum comunitatea LGBT merit\u0103 drepturi, m\u0103car pentru faptul c\u0103, la impozitare, nimeni nu le scade procente pentru c\u0103-s gay, \u015fi pe contribu\u0163ii egale, oamenii ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 drepturi egale?\u00a0 Hopa \u015fi l\u0103tr\u0103ul cu “\u00ee\u0163i plac poponarii, deci e\u015fti curv\u0103”. Dar stai, bre, poponarii nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 f*t\u0103. \u00cen ce mod te face curv\u0103 faptul c\u0103 sus\u0163ii oameni care nu vor s\u0103 te f*t\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u015ei a\u015fa mai departe, p\u00e2n\u0103 la Z.<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2te ori ai opinii ferme \u015fi articulate, de c\u00e2te ori nu la\u015fi un prost s\u0103 zbiere la tine dup\u0103 pofta inimii, de c\u00e2te ori \u00ee\u0163i urmezi aspira\u0163iile, de c\u00e2te ori preferi s\u0103 lucrezi, \u00een loc s\u0103 pierzi vremea, e\u015fti curv\u0103.<\/p>\n
Termenul “curv\u0103” \u00eencepe s\u0103 se transforme \u00een femininul termenului “erou”.<\/p>\n
Parc\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103, \u00een c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, mamele \u00ee\u015fi vor trimite fetele la facultate cu:<\/p>\n
-Copila mea, nu uita, te rog, s\u0103 fii curv\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. Toate femeile din neamul nostru am fost curve \u015fi m\u00e2ndre de asta.<\/p>\n
\u015ei c\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat mi\u015fto te cunoa\u015fte:<\/p>\n
-Vai, dar tu chiar e\u015fti o curv\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Mul\u0163umesc, m\u0103 onoreaz\u0103. Mai am momente c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103 ridic la \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea situa\u0163iei.<\/p>\n
-Nu, iubito. Tu e\u015fti at\u00e2t de curv\u0103, c\u0103 situa\u0163ia trebuie s\u0103 se ridice la \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea ta!<\/p>\n
Foto: Disney.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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