{"id":1434,"date":"2009-06-16T23:08:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1434"},"modified":"2009-06-16T23:08:35","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:08:35","slug":"barbatii-trebuie-umiliti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barbatii-trebuie-umiliti\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rba\u0163ii trebuie umili\u0163i!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2t timp am fost pacifist\u0103 \u015fi \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103toare cu poetul Daniel D. Marin, m-a t\u00e2r\u00e2t prin tot felul de spa\u0163ii mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in adecvate stilului \u015fi personalit\u0103\u0163ii mele, \u015fi m-a pus, anul trecut, s\u0103 m\u0103 fac de r\u00e2sul curcilor citind poezie f\u0103r\u0103 microfon \u00een t\u00e2rg la Romexpo. A ie\u015fit o lectur\u0103 penibil\u0103, cu o forma\u0163ie de rock care urla din to\u0163i pl\u0103m\u00e2nii boxelor \u00een spatele meu, \u015fi au r\u00e2s spectatorii \u015fi cu orificiile anale, ca s\u0103 nu spun recturile din dotare.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, de la o vreme, Jupiter al meu e retrograd, \u015fi Venus face conjunc\u0163ie cu Marte. Drept pentru care am devenit extrem de irascibil\u0103, dup\u0103 cum se poate remarca din ultimele c\u00e2teva post\u0103ri. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 \u0163in involuntar Postul Sf\u00e2ntului Petru. \u015ei, fiind eu cu nervii pe bigudiuri, i-am administrat Demarinului un perdaf gogolbordelian \u015fi kusturician, anun\u0163\u00e2ndu-l c\u0103, dac\u0103 mai mergem pe la iarmaroace \u015fi hale de pe\u015fte, VREAU DRACU&#8217; MICROFON!!!! C\u0103 nu m-a n\u0103scut mama cu amplificare \u00een loc de pl\u0103m\u00e2ni!!!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei uite c\u0103 se poate. Vineri, la 13.00, tot \u00een pozi\u0163ia B11 (threesome) a pavilionului 14. Adic\u0103 standul Tritonic. Deci dau \u015fi autografe pe &#8220;Rondo Capriccioso&#8221; \u015fi &#8220;B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu&#8217; de C\u00eempi&#8221;. Cui le cere.<\/p>\n<p>(De fapt, aceasta este reclam\u0103 pentru lansarea c\u0103r\u0163ii Demarinului, dac\u0103 nu v-a\u0163i prins. Detalii <a href=\"http:\/\/danieldmarin.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/16\/ne-vedem-la-bookfest\/\">aici<\/a>. :D)<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: A nu se uita: m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i tot la Romexpo, \u00een acela\u015fi threesome (B11), de data asta la o cvadrupl\u0103 lansare a editurii Millennium Press. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. La 12.30. F\u0103c\u00e2nd un gest prietenesc \u015fi o prelansare. Ve\u0163i vedea despre ce e vorba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2t timp am fost pacifist\u0103 \u015fi \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103toare cu poetul Daniel D. Marin, m-a t\u00e2r\u00e2t prin tot felul de spa\u0163ii mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}