Azi e \u00eenc\u0103 o zi, din multele, \u00een care oameni complet str\u0103ini, c\u0103rora nu le pas\u0103 foarte tare unii de al\u0163ii, schimb\u0103 vedre de vorbe frumoase care nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic. Propozi\u0163ii me\u015fte\u015fugite, cu multe figuri de stil culese cu vocabularul din lecturile \u015fcolare (\u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 ucide amintirea nou\u0103 a tuturor \u00een clasa a doua, pu\u015fi s\u0103 extragem metafore, epitete \u015fi compara\u0163ii \u00eentr-un vocabular, \u015fi s\u0103 le folosim \u00een compunerile noastre.)<\/p>\n
\u00cenc\u0103 pe atunci, c\u00e2nd eram o m\u00e2n\u0103 de om care nu f\u0103cea diferen\u0163a \u00eentre \u015ferve\u0163ele \u015fi h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103, \u015ftiam c\u0103 e ceva nespus de gre\u015fit \u00een a fura figura de stil a altcuiva. Unu, c\u0103 ideal ar fi s\u0103 pui materia cenu\u015fie la munc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le produci pe ale tale. \u015ei doi: \u00een opera original\u0103, figura de stil e rezultatul unui proces mai amplu de crea\u0163ie. E gestat\u0103 la focul mic al unui autor care pl\u0103smuie\u015fte fic\u0163iune, e s\u00e2nge din s\u00e2ngele omului, e f\u0103urit\u0103 \u00een context dat – tocmai de aceea are valoare. Nici un autor, scriind, nu \u015fi-a zis: Ia hai s\u0103 pun eu aici o metafor\u0103, patru compara\u0163ii \u015fi o alitera\u0163ie. To\u0163i c\u0103utau s\u0103 spun\u0103 expresiv o poveste. \u015ei figurile de stil s-au n\u0103scut natural, s\u0103 redea iubirea, sau ura, sau conflictul, sau ce aveau eroii pe acolo.<\/p>\n
Acuma, s\u0103 rupi numita construc\u0163ie verbal\u0103 din context, s-o gole\u015fti de tot bagajul de con\u0163inut real din opera ini\u0163ial\u0103, \u015fi s-o folose\u015fti \u00eentr-o banal\u0103 compunere de tip “Vara la mare” drept a ta este pe de o parte stupid – un stupid pe care \u00eel resim\u0163eam acut \u00eenc\u0103 de la 7 ani. Pentru c\u0103 invariabil ie\u015feau construc\u0163ii de tip. “M-am b\u0103tut cu Gigel \u015fi Marian, care locuiau la scara B. Gigel \u015fi Marian au venit v\u00e2j\u00e2ind ca vijelia \u015fi ca plesnetul de ploaie, dar eu eram cu fruntea-n piept ca o statuie, ca un Cristos b\u0103tut \u00een cuie”. \u015ei pe de alta o form\u0103 incipient\u0103 de plagiat. \u0162i se insereaz\u0103 ideea c\u0103 po\u0163i fura din munca altuia c\u00e2t \u015fi cum vrei tu. C\u0103 e normal \u015fi chiar recomandat.<\/p>\n
To\u0163i politicienii plagiatori ai \u0163\u0103rii \u0103steia au fost copii care au notat figuri de stil \u00een vocabular.<\/p>\n
Un proces similar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, c\u00e2nd omul compileaz\u0103 cele mai siropoase fraze primite de el anii trecu\u0163i, s\u0103 nu rateze nici o figur\u0103 de stil din vocabular, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 trimit\u0103 talme\u015f-balme\u015ful verbal unor oameni de care nu-i pas\u0103 nici o secund\u0103, dar datina str\u0103bun\u0103 zice s\u0103 trimi\u0163i metafore la chil oricui oriunde, deci bag\u0103 – select all – send all.<\/p>\n
Numai c\u0103 datina str\u0103bun\u0103 nu a presupus niciodat\u0103 a\u015fa ceva. Nu se \u00eent\u00e2lneau Ion cu M\u0103rie pe uli\u0163a satului, \u015fi Ion \u00eencepea:<\/p>\n
-M\u0103rie, prim\u0103vara asta senin\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenflorit\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i plou\u0103 flori de tei pe umerii goi.<\/p>\n
-Ba, Ioane, anotimpul tuturor speran\u0163elor s\u0103-\u0163i lumineze drumul de costi\u015fe ce duce la Vaslui.<\/p>\n
-\u015ei, M\u0103rie, cea mai frumoas\u0103 floare a prim\u0103verii e\u015fti tu. Pot s\u0103 te apuc de pistil?<\/p>\n
Scuze, pe la ultima replic\u0103 mi-am ie\u015fit din personaje.<\/p>\n
Nici bunica mea nu-\u015fi suna surorile cu bullshit de genul \u0103sta. Inclusiv de Cr\u0103ciun, se sunau s\u0103 discute care cum a f\u0103cut cur\u0103\u0163enia mare, \u015fi ce a g\u0103tit fiecare. Adic\u0103, era un dialog real, credibil \u015fi verosimil.<\/p>\n
Singura s\u0103rb\u0103toare pe care mi-o doresc cu pasiune este Ziua Interna\u0163ional\u0103 a \u00cenjur\u0103turii. S\u0103 se \u00eenjure oamenii pompos, ceremonios \u015fi cu gravitate festiv\u0103.\u00a0 “Cu prilejul deosebit al frumoaselor zile ale \u00eenjur\u0103turii, \u00ee\u0163i urez cu iubire \u00een suflet s\u0103 o fut pe m\u0103-ta.” “Fie ca lumina cald\u0103 a focului din vatr\u0103 – plm, am aragaz – s\u0103-mi lumineze fesele goale \u00een timp ce \u015fi eu pe m\u0103-ta.”<\/p>\n
Abia astea ar fi mesaje lecturabile cu nesa\u0163.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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