{"id":14449,"date":"2018-03-05T12:45:18","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T09:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14449"},"modified":"2018-03-05T12:54:04","modified_gmt":"2018-03-05T09:54:04","slug":"premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-oscars-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-oscars-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Premiile “Ce-a fost \u00een mintea lor”, Oscars, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 cum \u015fti\u0163i – iar dac\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i, afla\u0163i acum – dup\u0103 fiecare ceremonie de decern\u0103ri, acest blog g\u0103zduie\u015fte acest format de articol.\u00a0\u00a0\u00cen care ne uit\u0103m la vestimenta\u0163ia care acoper\u0103, sau eventual descoper\u0103 corpul divin al c\u00e2te unei zei\u0163e, \u015fi reconstituim procesul mintal care a dus la decizia de a purta respectiva \u0163inut\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei pentru c\u0103 noaptea trecut\u0103 au avut loc Oscarurile, nu putem rata s\u0103 nu explor\u0103m misterele modei, prezentate pe covorul ro\u015fu de acolo. Cu o not\u0103 bonus de r\u0103utate, pentru c\u0103 The Shape Of Water NU avea de ce s\u0103 ob\u0163in\u0103 premiul de Cel Mai Bun Film.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t despre covorul ro\u015fu?\u00a0Unii au ar\u0103tat ca sco\u015fi din cutie iar al\u0163ii, dup\u0103 specificul acestei rubricu\u0163e, ca slobozi\u0163i din cu\u015fc\u0103. \u00cen cele ce urmeaz\u0103, vom examina c\u00e2te un astfel de faux-pas fe\u015f\u0103nistic \u015fi vom deduce ce dialog l-a precedat.<\/p>\n

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Whoopi Goldberg, foto deschidere\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

-Bunico, ziceai c\u0103 mergem \u00een excursie cu cortul.<\/p>\n

-Nu putem, puiul meu, c\u0103 buni trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la Oscar.<\/p>\n

-Cine e Oscar \u015fi de ce-l iube\u015fti mai tare dec\u00e2t pe mine?<\/p>\n

-Oscar e \u00eemp\u0103ratul pe aici \u015fi dac\u0103 nu te duci, o s\u0103 ai \u015fapte ani de ghinion \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i cad\u0103 nasul \u015fi urechile.<\/p>\n

-Hai, buni, \u015ftiu c\u0103 suntem republic\u0103 federal\u0103. \u00cen plus, v-a eliberat #metoo de to\u0163i \u00eemp\u0103ra\u0163ii \u015fi to\u0163i anii de ghinion.<\/p>\n

-OK. VREAU s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la Oscar. S\u0103 mai v\u0103d tineretul, alea-alea.<\/p>\n

-Nuuuu m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 iubeeeeeee\u015fti!<\/p>\n

-Ba te iubesc.<\/p>\n

-Demonstreaz\u0103-mi!<\/p>\n

-Puiu\u0163, noi mai avem cortul \u0103la frumos, verde cu floricele?<\/p>\n

Emma Stone\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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-\u015ei, domnii mei, acesta ar fi planul de dezvoltare pe urm\u0103toarele trei luni al companiei. Secretara mea v-a trimis deja un powerpoint pe mail cu rezumatul discu\u0163iei \u015fi obiectivele pentru fiecare dintre departamentele dumneavoastr\u0103. A fost o \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 fructuoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

-La revedere.<\/p>\n

-La revedere!<\/p>\n

-Pe m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n

-O sear\u0103 frumoas\u0103, Emma.<\/p>\n

-Pfff, ce am obosit. Alice, f\u0103-mi \u015fi mie o cafea.<\/p>\n

-Dar, \u015fefa, tu nu te duci la Oscaruri?<\/p>\n

-\u00cen seara asta erau?<\/p>\n

-Dar cum!<\/p>\n

-Aveam senza\u0163ia c\u0103 sunt m\u00e2ine, altfel mutam \u015fedin\u0163a de directori pe alt\u0103 zi.<\/p>\n

-Da, azi sunt.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei… dac\u0103 m\u0103 duc a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

-Nu merge, \u015fefa, e prea business, n-ai cum s\u0103 sco\u0163i c\u0103ma\u015fa.<\/p>\n

-Ce idee, s\u0103 scot c\u0103ma\u015fa. Done!<\/p>\n

-Degeaba, tot nu e haute couture.<\/p>\n

-\u015etiu. Mi-a adus Tom de la Finan\u0163e flori. Au o panglic\u0103 roz. Dac\u0103 mi-o pun cordon, SIGUR arat\u0103 couture. Nimeni n-o s\u0103 remarce.<\/p>\n

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Monica Lewinsky (dovada c\u0103 mai bine o sugi o dat\u0103, \u00een context, \u015fi te scalzi o via\u0163\u0103 \u00een celebritatea care \u0163\u00e2\u015fne\u015fte, dec\u00e2t s-o sugi random \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 emfaz\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u0163a).\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

-Mamiii.<\/p>\n

-Da, fata mea.<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 port rochia de la balul de absolvire a liceului.<\/p>\n

-Iubita mea, la absolvire erai un firicel.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei acuma sunt un snop, dar am probat-o \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103-mi vine.<\/p>\n

-Draga mea, ai 20 de kilograme \u00een plus. Poate vrei s\u0103 cumperi ceva s\u0103 \u0163i se potriveasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Nu, nu, nu. Numai sufletul conteaz\u0103. Iar eu am un suflet anorexic.<\/p>\n

-Inima mea, nu vezi ce cute face rochia asta pe tine?<\/p>\n

-O calc.<\/p>\n

-Nu e de c\u0103lcat, \u00eengera\u015f, e de nivelat cu grederul.<\/p>\n

-Mam\u0103, e\u015fti doar invidioas\u0103 pe suptcesul meu \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Da, ok, face o cut\u0103-dou\u0103, dar insignifiant. E de la v\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n

Haley Bennet\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

-Ce rochie s\u0103 v\u0103 facem, doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Ceva care s\u0103 transmit\u0103 spiritul Cr\u0103ciunului, dac\u0103 tot a venit iarna \u00een martie anul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n

-Ceva ro\u015fu cu plu\u015f alb la guler \u015fi m\u00e2neci?<\/p>\n

-Prea mainstream. Uite, mi-a r\u0103mas mie o pung\u0103 de beteal\u0103 de pom. E un pic pleo\u015ftit\u0103 \u015fi decolorat\u0103, dar un crotor creativ ca dumneavoastr\u0103 sigur va inventa ceva.<\/p>\n

-\u00cencerc\u0103m, \u00eencerc\u0103m. Cam pe unde a\u0163i dori aplica\u0163iile de beteal\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Pe la \u015fale \u015fi pe la linguric\u0103, c\u0103 am \u015fi eu o v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 trage de la frig.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei crede\u0163i c\u0103 beteala o s\u0103 v\u0103 protejeze de frig, doamn\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Da, dac\u0103 pune\u0163i suficient\u0103.<\/p>\n

St. Vincent\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

-Domnule, cine e\u015fti \u015fi ce cau\u0163i \u00een dormitorul meu!?<\/p>\n

-Sunt Edward M\u00e2ini de Foarfec\u0103 \u015fi\u00a0 sunt \u00eendr\u0103gostit de tine.<\/p>\n

-M\u0103gulitor, dar eu trebuie s\u0103 plec la Oscaruri.<\/p>\n

-Nu \u00eenainte s\u0103-\u0163i explorez corpul divin de zei\u0163\u0103 cu pasiunea mea r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitoare.<\/p>\n

-OK, dar cru\u0163\u0103-mi ghiozdanul. Am \u00een el ghidul “Cum s\u0103 te aperi de viol 101”.<\/p>\n

Foto: Shutterstock, Getty.<\/p>\n

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