Pa\u015fte, 2008. Seara fetelor vesele \u015fi a pisoiului negru.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3 (mama pisoiului): Am adus o sticl\u0103 de vin.<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Ce tare!<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Hai s-o desfacem!<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Ave\u0163i un desf\u0103c\u0103tor?<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Da, imediat…<\/p>\n
(Iese vesel\u0103, se \u00eentoarce bosumflat\u0103.)<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Nu cred c\u0103 avem.<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: C\u00e2nd cump\u0103r\u0103m vin, punem b\u0103iatu’ de jos s\u0103 ni-l desfac\u0103.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Cina f\u0103r\u0103 vin e ca nunta f\u0103r\u0103 l\u0103utari. \u00cel destup\u0103m, chiar dac\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een cap. Da\u0163i-mi un cu\u0163it.<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Nu, c\u0103 te tai…<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Uite, am g\u0103siiiit desf\u0103c\u0103tor.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Desf\u0103c\u0103tor?<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: DA!! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Tuta\u00a03 (dezam\u0103git\u0103) \u0102sta e de conserve… nu ne scoate dopul din sticl\u0103.<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: \u00cencearc\u0103 \u015fi cu un pix.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Adic\u0103, ce s\u0103 fac cu pixul?<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: \u00cempingi \u00een dop \u015fi \u00eel bagi \u00een\u0103untru.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3 (sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cre\u015ftet) \u0102h\u0103… Da\u0163i-mi totu\u015fi un cu\u0163it.<\/p>\n
(Tuta 2 \u0163ine sticla, Tuta 3 \u00eempinge. Nimic. Atunci, Tuta 3 se las\u0103 cu toat\u0103 greutatea pe cu\u0163it, care se \u00eenfige par\u0163ial \u00een dop.)<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Ar mai trebui un ciocan, poate intr\u0103 mai bine.<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: N-avem!<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Glumeam… Hai s\u0103 mai \u00eemping.<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Nu vrei s\u0103 \u00eencerci \u015fi cu pixul?<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Unde pu\u015fca mea s\u0103 mai bag \u015fi pixul, c\u00e2nd am b\u0103gat cu\u0163itul??<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Dar nu trebuie s\u0103 te enervezi…<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Bun, am \u00eenfipt-o. Acum tu o \u0163ii \u015fi eu trag!<\/p>\n
(Poc!)<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Fat\u0103, se ciobe\u015fte buza sticlei.<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f laba-n baba! Cred c\u0103 tot \u00eempinsul r\u0103m\u00e2ne solu\u0163ia…<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: \u0162i-am zis eu. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Hai, \u00eempinge!<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Nu vrei s\u0103 \u00eencerci \u015fi cu pixul?<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: M\u0103i omule, c\u00e2nd cu\u0163itul e deja \u00eenfipt \u00een dop, ce s\u0103 fac cu pixul? S\u0103 mi-l bag \u00een fund?<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Era doar o idee, nu s\u0103ri a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Hai, c\u0103 a cobor\u00e2t dopul. \u00cempinge!<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: \u00ce\u00ee\u00eeh!<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: A\u015fa. Mai \u00eempinge!<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: \u00ce\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00eeh!!<\/p>\n
Tuta 1: Hai, \u00eenc\u0103 pu\u0163in!<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: \u00ce\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00eehhhh! Aoleeeeeeu! (\u00cen urma intr\u0103rii bru\u015fte a dopului \u00een sticl\u0103, cele trei tute \u015fi pisoiul sunt stropi\u0163i de un jet de vin. Iar dopul – cu cu\u0163it cu tot – se duce la fund.)<\/p>\n
Tuta 3. Aoleeeeu, m\u0103 striiiic!<\/p>\n
(Cele trei tute se uit\u0103 la sticla cu cu\u0163it central, \u015fi r\u00e2d de se coco\u015feaz\u0103.)<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Rachiu cu par\u0103 \u00een mijloc am v\u0103zut, dar vin cu cu\u0163it \u00een mijloc… Ha-ha-ha!<\/p>\n
Tuta 2: Vei, dac\u0103 nu m-ai ascultat, \u015fi n-ai \u00eencercat cu pixul?<\/p>\n
Tuta 3: Nu e\u015fti s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. Dac\u0103 sc\u0103pam pixul \u00een vin? Pasta e toxic\u0103…<\/p>\n
Tuta 1 (practic\u0103) Gata, nu conteaz\u0103 detaliile, bine c\u0103 e desf\u0103cut\u0103. (Toarn\u0103 vinul \u00een trei pahare.) Hai, Hristos a \u00eenviat!<\/p>\n
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