Primul lucru cu care m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc diminea\u0163a<\/p>\n
Este o coad\u0103 peste fa\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015ei un trupu\u015for moale lipit de ureche<\/p>\n
Ca un celular c\u0103tre Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n
Apoi aud un “mrrau” mic, discret \u015fi somnoros<\/p>\n
Un “bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a”<\/p>\n
\u015ei o limb\u0103 aspr\u0103 ca \u015fmirghelul,<\/p>\n
Dar paradoxal de tandr\u0103,<\/p>\n
Cel mai bl\u00e2nd \u015fmirghel din lume<\/p>\n
\u00cencepe s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 potec\u0103 prin cap,<\/p>\n
Probabil \u00een c\u0103utarea p\u0103duchelui imaginar.<\/p>\n
Ne \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103m \u015fi toarcem.<\/p>\n
E duminica perfect\u0103.<\/p>\n
Motanul \u00ee\u015fi bag\u0103 boticul \u00een \u00eencre\u0163itura pl\u0103pumii<\/p>\n
S\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencropeasc\u0103 o form\u0103 oarecare de \u00eentuneric<\/p>\n
S\u0103 mai doarm\u0103 pu\u0163in<\/p>\n
\u015ei-\u015fi plaseaz\u0103 o l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 peste tine<\/p>\n
\u015etie c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 prima tr\u0103dare a zilei,<\/p>\n
Goana dup\u0103 cafea prin colonii.<\/p>\n
\u015ei caut\u0103 s\u0103 nu te lase.<\/p>\n
Iar tu \u00eei m\u00e2ng\u00e2i blana deas\u0103, moale,<\/p>\n
Cea mai luxuriant\u0103 catifea a naturii,<\/p>\n
\u015ei-\u0163i dore\u015fti pentru o secund\u0103 s\u0103 te transformi \u00een purice<\/p>\n
S\u0103 te arunci cu bolt\u0103 \u00een oceanul \u0103la de p\u0103r bogat \u015fi fin<\/p>\n
Apoi s\u0103 te contope\u015fti cu pielea alb\u0103 care se \u00eentrez\u0103re\u015fte c\u00e2nd \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2i pe burtic\u0103<\/p>\n
(Da, motanul meu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103-l m\u00e2ng\u00e2i \u015fi pe burtic\u0103, dup\u0103 ni\u015fte boli pe care le-am dep\u0103\u015fit \u00eempreun\u0103.)<\/p>\n
S\u0103-i intri \u00een organele interne, s\u0103 i le \u00eenv\u0103lui \u00een tinere\u0163e f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e \u015fi via\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de moarte,<\/p>\n
Iar motanul t\u0103u devenit Supercat Atotputernicul<\/p>\n
S\u0103 deschid\u0103 aripi vaste, c\u00e2t orizonturile<\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 zbura\u0163i pe o planet\u0103 numai a voastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Apoi \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 lipsa cofeinei te face s\u0103 aberezi,<\/p>\n
Te dai jos din pat<\/p>\n
Cau\u0163i papucii pe care \u0163i i-a luat la fotbal seara trecut\u0103<\/p>\n
G\u0103se\u015fti numai unul,<\/p>\n
Bun \u015fi \u0103la.<\/p>\n
Cel\u0103lalt e sub vreun dulap, sau proiectat \u00een realitatea paralel\u0103 din care tocmai te-ai desprins.<\/p>\n
\u00cen fond, ce nevoie are un purice de papuci?<\/p>\n
Ocole\u015fti turnul de c\u0103\u0163\u0103rat pe care nu se ca\u0163\u0103r\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015ei cutia turnului de c\u0103\u0163\u0103rat, care a devenit juc\u0103ria lui preferat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Opa, \u00een cutie apare \u015fi al doilea papuc.<\/p>\n
Murmuri “bag pula-n m\u0103-ta” cu infinit\u0103 iubire.<\/p>\n
\u015ei dou\u0103 l\u0103bu\u0163e \u00ee\u0163i prind glezna din mers.<\/p>\n
“Mraaau!”<\/p>\n
Traducere:<\/p>\n
“Credeai c\u0103-\u0163i faci cafea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi dai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc, vaco?”<\/p>\n
Pui apa la fiert.<\/p>\n
Da, ai putea s\u0103-i dai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, dar \u00ee\u0163i place cum se roag\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015ei se alint\u0103 de piciorul t\u0103u<\/p>\n
\u015ei-\u0163i pune l\u0103bu\u0163ele pe genunchi,<\/p>\n
\u015ei te prive\u015fte ad\u00e2nc \u00een ochi, ca \u015fi cum te-ar hipnotiza.<\/p>\n
\u015ei-\u015fi \u00eempinge capul \u00een talpa ta,<\/p>\n
\u015ei explic\u0103: “Mrrrraaaaaau!”<\/p>\n
Apa s-a fiert. Pui cafeaua \u015fi o mai dai o dat\u0103 \u00een clocot.<\/p>\n
Picioarele nu-\u0163i mai apar\u0163in<\/p>\n
Sunt culcu\u015f pisicesc.<\/p>\n
Apoi te \u00eendupleci,<\/p>\n
\u00cei pui pieptul de pui \u00een farfurioar\u0103.<\/p>\n
Se mai alint\u0103 o dat\u0103 de tine luuung, p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful cozii.<\/p>\n
Apoi uit\u0103 un sfert de or\u0103 de tine.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 nici o iubire,<\/p>\n
Indiferent c\u00e2t de focoas\u0103 \u015fi de etern\u0103,<\/p>\n
N-a rezistat \u00een fa\u0163a unui<\/p>\n
Piept de pui.<\/p>\n
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