{"id":14582,"date":"2018-03-24T12:15:55","date_gmt":"2018-03-24T09:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14582"},"modified":"2018-03-24T12:29:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-24T09:29:45","slug":"cinci-categorii-de-oameni-care-multumesc-pentru-accept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cinci-categorii-de-oameni-care-multumesc-pentru-accept\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinci categorii de oameni care mul\u0163umesc pentru accept"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00ce\u0163i cere prietenia. Are poz\u0103 cu sine la profil, nu cu apus de soare sau cu anus de cal f\u00e2lf\u00e2ind \u00een zare, are \u015fi statusuri cu g\u00e2nduri, nu doar stock photos furate de pe net \u015fi filmule\u0163e de pe CollegeHumor, deci pare o persoan\u0103 care mai \u015fi g\u00e2nde\u015fte. Accept.
\nNext thing you know, \u00ee\u0163i face poc o c\u0103su\u0163\u0103 din bara de jos:
\n“Mul\u0163umesc pentru accept!” <\/p>\n

\u015ei aici, tu ai o dilem\u0103. Mai crunt\u0103 dec\u00e2t Sophie’s Choice. Educa\u0163ia te for\u0163eaz\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi “cu pl\u0103cere”, experien\u0163a internautic\u0103 zice s\u0103-i dai brusc block. Pentru c\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 dac\u0103 r\u0103spunzi, se va derula unul dintre urm\u0103toarele scenarii incomode: <\/p>\n

A) Ploaia de polite\u0163uri formale <\/strong><\/p>\n

Acuma, ce s\u0103 mint, \u015fi mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 ofer \u015fi s\u0103 primesc polite\u0163e, dar \u00een limitele fire\u015fti ale interac\u0163iunii umane. C\u00e2nd polite\u0163ea devine munc\u0103 \u00een min\u0103, m\u0103 cuprinde groaza.
\nExemplu: <\/p>\n

Persoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc de add.
\nTu: Cu mult\u0103 pl\u0103cere.
\nPersoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc pentru r\u0103spunsul la mul\u0163umirea mea pentru add.
\nTu: Pentru pu\u0163in.
\nPersoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc pentru pu\u0163inul mul\u0163umirii pentru r\u0103spusul la mul\u0163umirea mea pentru add.
\nTu: (like)
\nPersoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc pentru likeul care a consfin\u0163it mul\u0163umirea mea pentru pu\u0163inul mul\u0163umirii pentru r\u0103spunsul la mul\u0163umirea mea pentru add.
\nTu: (seen)
\nPersoan\u0103: Nu \u015ftii c\u0103 numai nesim\u0163i\u0163ii dau seen?<\/p>\n

B) Tentativa de ag\u0103\u0163at<\/strong><\/p>\n

Persoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc de add.
\nTu: Pentru pu\u0163in.
\nPersoan\u0103: Ahaaa, deci se poate \u015fi mai mult.
\nTu: M\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu. \u00cemi cer scuze, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 genul \u0103sta de interac\u0163iune.
\nPersoan\u0103: Ba te intereseaz\u0103, dar con\u015ftientul t\u0103u o neag\u0103. \u00cen secret, arzi de dor s\u0103…
\n(Block) <\/p>\n

Ain’t nobody got time for that. <\/p>\n

C) Omul cu n\u0103cazuri<\/strong><\/p>\n

Habar n-am de ce, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni \u00eencep, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo interac\u0163iune preliminar\u0103 cu tine, f\u0103r\u0103 ca tu s\u0103 fi pus pancart\u0103 cu “ofer coaching gratuit pentru oameni \u00een restri\u015fte”, s\u0103 \u0163i se pl\u00e2ng\u0103. \u015ei nu zic, unii chiar au probleme. Dar nu le-am creat eu. N-am pus un um\u0103r la existen\u0163a lor. Drept care, nu prea \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 reac\u0163ionez la urm\u0103toarele situa\u0163ii <\/p>\n

Persoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc de accept.
\nTu: Cu pl\u0103cere.
\nPersoan\u0103: Am avut o zi groaznic\u0103 azi. Dac\u0103 nu acceptai nici tu, m\u0103 aruncam de pe bloc.
\nTu: Dar am acceptat, deci e ok. O sear\u0103 bu…
\nPersoan\u0103: Nici nu mai \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 m\u0103 descurc cu copiii \u0103\u015ftia care nu arat\u0103 pic de recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 tot ce fac pentru ei \u015fi b\u0103rbatul \u0103sta c\u0103ruia nu-i pas\u0103 dec\u00e2t ce avem de m\u00e2ncare. Sunt o fabric\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare. Nim\u0103nui nu-i pas\u0103 de sentimentele mele. <\/p>\n

OK. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 ai o via\u0163\u0103 nasoal\u0103. Dar pentru asta exist\u0103 psihologii. Te duci, pl\u0103te\u015fti o or\u0103 din timpul omului \u015fi dai cep la tot ce ai de zis. Crede-m\u0103, nu e o interac\u0163iune pl\u0103cut\u0103 s\u0103 ascul\u0163i toate astea, de aceea s-a \u015fi creat meseria \u015fi de aceea se \u015fi cere onorariu.
\n\u015ei mie mi se \u00eenfund\u0103 frecvent chiuveta la baie, \u015fi totu\u015fi, dac\u0103-l adaug pe Fane Instala\u0163ii, nu-l iau cu
\n-Mul\u0163umesc pentru accept.
\n-Cu pl\u0103cere.
\n-Dac\u0103 tot m-a\u0163i acceptat, am o problem\u0103 cu \u0163evile \u00een baie. <\/p>\n

D) Omul cu chestii de v\u00e2nzare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu zic, to\u0163i folosim Facebook s\u0103 ne vindem c\u0103r\u0163ile \u015fi evenimentele. Dar m\u0103car eu \u015fi cei ca mine st\u0103m pe propriul perete, post\u0103m con\u0163inut funny \u015fi l\u0103s\u0103m omul s\u0103 ia singur decizia.
\nAcum, noul val de scriitori online face a\u015fa: <\/p>\n

Persoan\u0103: Mul\u0163umesc pentru accept.
\nTu: Pentru pu\u0163in.
\nPersoan\u0103: Din respect c\u0103-\u0163i dau like la toate post\u0103rile, cump\u0103r\u0103-mi noua carte “Anus \u00cens\u00e2ngerat se \u00eentoarce”, acum nu o promo\u0163ie de 20%. <\/p>\n

Ce, m\u0103? Tu se presupune c\u0103 dai like dac\u0103 postarea \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut, te-a distrat sau te-a emo\u0163ionat. Nu e o favoare s\u0103 dai like cuiva, ci e o reac\u0163ie la efortul lui creativ. Mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 vin\u0103 spectatorii \u00een culise s\u0103 zic\u0103: “Din respect c\u0103 am aplaudat, uite, am \u015fi eu leucoplast de v\u00e2nzare, trei buc\u0103\u0163i la zece mii.” <\/p>\n

Chiar m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, exist\u0103 oameni care cump\u0103r\u0103 chestii pentru c\u0103 le-a trimis un necunoscut mesaj privat cu o ofert\u0103? <\/p>\n

E) C\u0103linescu al internetului<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0102sta voia s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la tine \u00een list\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi dea instruc\u0163iuni legate de cum ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i adaptezi tu con\u0163inutul preferin\u0163elor lui. Pentru c\u0103 poate nu \u015ftii, dar stai de vorb\u0103 cu bossul universului. <\/p>\n

-Mul\u0163umesc pentru accept.
\n-Cu pl\u0103cere.
\n-Te citesc de ceva timp \u015fi cred c\u0103 ar trebui… <\/p>\n

Iar eu cred foarte tare c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 te \u00eempu\u015fti. Sigur, asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 o s-o faci. Pentru c\u0103 percep\u0163iile noastre subiective despre ce ar trebui al\u0163ii s\u0103 fac\u0103 sunt irelevante, \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care nu avem un temei contractual s\u0103 solicit\u0103m lucruri de la ei.
\n\u015ei \u00een definitiv, tu \u00eemi cereai mie prietenia, deci se pare c\u0103 m-am remarcat \u015fi a\u015fa. <\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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