{"id":14608,"date":"2018-03-27T09:19:50","date_gmt":"2018-03-27T06:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14608"},"modified":"2018-03-27T09:33:12","modified_gmt":"2018-03-27T06:33:12","slug":"nu-stim-sa-cerem-apoi-plangem-ca-nu-ni-se-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-stim-sa-cerem-apoi-plangem-ca-nu-ni-se-da\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu \u015ftim s\u0103 cerem, apoi pl\u00e2ngem c\u0103 nu ni se d\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri sear\u0103, tocmai postasem una dintre multele mele idei simple de salate fanteziste. De data asta, combina\u0163ia consta din ton, n\u0103ut, m\u0103sline, \u015fi salata clasic\u0103 cu vinete \u015fi ardei cop\u0163i de la Mega, stropite cu sucul unei jum\u0103t\u0103\u0163i de l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u015fi amestecate bine, s\u0103 se \u00eentrep\u0103trund\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei \u00eemi comenteaz\u0103 un nene. Nu un prost oarecare – \u0103luia i-a\u015f fi dat block f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stau la discu\u0163ii. Dar nenea \u0103sta era un jurnalist cu oarecare reputa\u0163ie, iar eu aveam respect pentru el. Nu conteaz\u0103 numele. Ca de obicei, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac de cacao o persoan\u0103, ci s\u0103 critic atitudini.<\/p>\n

Ei, nenea \u0103sta spune c\u0103 lui nu-i place n\u0103utul \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 se poate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n

Acuma, cine cite\u015fte ce mai \u00eencropesc eu sub titulatura “m\u00e2ncare de lene\u015fi” \u015ftie c\u0103 orice mi\u015fun\u0103 \u00eentr-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie se poate incorpora natural, cu o condi\u0163ie: a) s\u0103 nu presupun\u0103 efort. NU m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 cur\u0103\u0163 pe\u015fte, de exemplu, indiferent ce minun\u0103\u0163ie iese. Sau vine gata belit \u00eentr-o conserv\u0103, sau m\u0103 lipsesc de pe\u015fte pe tot restul vie\u0163ii. \u015ei b) s\u0103 creeze o armonie de gusturi. Chit c\u0103 nu ne place efortul, ne place aroma.<\/p>\n

Drept care, \u00eei r\u0103spund cu toat\u0103 bun\u0103voin\u0163a s\u0103 adauge ce dore\u015fte \u015fi cum dore\u015fte.<\/p>\n

Zero rele inten\u0163ii. Dimpotriv\u0103, eu nu sunt niciodat\u0103 mai fericit\u0103 ca \u00een contextele c\u00e2nd cineva \u00eemi spune “f\u0103 ce vrei tu”. (Sigur, dac\u0103 e “f\u0103 ce vrei tu, dar str\u0103duie\u015fte-te s\u0103 ghice\u015fti telepatic ce \u00eemi doream de fapt”, se las\u0103 cu muie. Ce vrei tu \u00eenseamn\u0103 ce vrei tu. Libertate.)<\/p>\n

Dar omul devine extrem de agresiv. Zici c\u0103-i r\u0103spunsesem “dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i place n\u0103utul, pune c\u0103cat de stru\u0163.” \u0102sta nu e un r\u0103spuns!!! \u0163ip\u0103 el la mine.<\/p>\n

Cum pula mea s\u0103 nu fie un r\u0103spuns, ce, e\u015fti idiot, m\u0103 enervez \u015fi eu. Adaugi fix ce-\u0163i place \u0163ie s\u0103 fie acolo, ce e neclar \u015fi necesit\u0103 grafic explicativ?<\/p>\n

La care \u0103la devine \u015fi mai agresiv \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 citeze ingrediente absurde. De parc\u0103 eu \u00eel \u00eendemnam s\u0103 se otr\u0103veasc\u0103 sau ceva. Fr\u0103\u0163ic\u0103, \u00een continuare “ce vrei tu” include liber arbitru, responsabilitate pentru propriile alegeri \u015fi da, ini\u0163iativ\u0103 personal\u0103. C\u00e2nd eu \u00ee\u0163i spun s\u0103 faci ce sim\u0163i, \u015fi tu \u00eemi \u00een\u015firi o moarte \u00een chinuri, e evident c\u0103 problema ta nu e cu mine, ci cu dorin\u0163a incon\u015ftient\u0103 de a-\u0163i pune cap\u0103t vie\u0163ii \u015fi c\u0103utarea unui \u0163ap isp\u0103\u015fitor.<\/p>\n

\u015ei intervin oamenii: Poate \u00ee\u015fi dorea exemple concrete pentru lucruri pe care s\u0103 le pui \u00een salat\u0103, \u00een loc de n\u0103ut.<\/p>\n

Aha. \u015ei de ce trebuie s\u0103 zbiere la mine \u00een fel \u015fi chip, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eentrebe simplu: Loreno, zi ni\u015fte exemple concrete.<\/p>\n

Frumos, politicos, f\u0103r\u0103 istericale de pizd\u0103 la ciclu, f\u0103r\u0103 pasiv-agresivit\u0103\u0163i nejustificate \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u0163ia c\u0103 eu ar trebui s\u0103 citesc g\u00e2nduri.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 cerea exemplele astea normal \u015fi uman, s\u0103 mor eu dac\u0103 nu i le d\u0103deam instant. Dar c\u00e2nd alegi s\u0103 creezi un conflict \u00een loc s\u0103 spui normal ce vrei, tot ce ob\u0163ii e o Loren\u0103 iritat\u0103, care regret\u0103 profund c\u0103 n-a futut-o pe m\u0103-ta, s\u0103 aib\u0103 m\u0103car o satisfac\u0163ie murdar\u0103 \u00een schimbul momentelor nepl\u0103cute pe care alegi s\u0103 i le creezi.<\/p>\n

De ce nu se pot cere civilizat lucruri \u00een \u0163ara asta?<\/p>\n

E Exact ca-n bancul cu iepura\u015ful care se duce la urs s\u0103 \u00eemprumute tigaie, \u00ee\u015fi face filme \u00een cap tot drumul \u015fi la final url\u0103: “Ursule, \u015ftii ceva, m\u0103 cac \u00een tigaia ta.”<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vii direct s\u0103 te caci \u00een tigaia mea, n-avem CUM s\u0103 avem o interac\u0163iune normal\u0103, indiferent ce rahat \u00ee\u0163i v\u00e2nd prietenii t\u0103i misogini.<\/p>\n

Nu e vina mea dac\u0103 tu nu ai independen\u0163\u0103 interioar\u0103 \u015fi discern\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u015fi “f\u0103 ce vrei tu” \u00ee\u0163i sun\u0103 a \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103. “Cum adic\u0103 \u00eemi pretinzi s\u0103 iau decizii, ce sunt eu, matur responsabil sau ceva?”<\/p>\n

A\u015fa se \u015fi justific\u0103 regimurile politie opresive. Din teama multor pro\u015fti de a g\u00e2ndi cu capul lor.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dup\u0103 multe faze de c\u0103cat de genul \u0103sta, te mai miri de ce eu personal prefer pisicile \u015fi compania lor.<\/p>\n

Pisicile nu recurg niciodat\u0103 la agresivitate s\u0103 ob\u0163in\u0103 lucruri pe care le vor de la tine. Sau cel pu\u0163in nu a mea. A mea, c\u00e2nd \u00eei e foame, vine \u015fi miaun\u0103 duios, a bebelu\u015f fl\u0103m\u00e2nd. C\u00e2nd are nisipul murdar, bag\u0103 bocet pe balcon unde \u0163in eu litiera. \u00cemi transmite nevoile ei suficient de clar, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 idioat\u0103.
\nUn om cu care creezi un raport de adversitate e un om pe care NU-l va interesa ce vrei.<\/p>\n

Din acest punct de vedere, pisica e mai inteligent\u0103 \u015fi mai bun comunicator.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103d la 80 de ani, d\u00e2nd interviu \u00een calitatea mea de scriitoare singur\u0103 cu pisici.<\/p>\n

-De ce a\u0163i ales compania animalelor?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 oamenii baun\u0103 de pro\u015fti. \u015ei nu voiam s\u0103 devin criminal \u00een serie.<\/p>\n

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