{"id":14682,"date":"2018-04-06T11:49:37","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T08:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14682"},"modified":"2018-04-06T13:00:43","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T10:00:43","slug":"barfa-intre-fete-despre-adulter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barfa-intre-fete-despre-adulter\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u00e2rf\u0103 \u00eentre fete despre adulter"},"content":{"rendered":"

A: \u015ei m\u0103 uit la X \u015fi Y. Par un cuplu at\u00e2t de sudat \u015fi de frumos. Sigur \u00eentre ei nu va exista niciodat\u0103 adulter.<\/p>\n

L: I beg to differ. \u00centre b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei exist\u0103 o diferen\u0163\u0103 major\u0103. Bine, cu precizarea c\u0103 nu to\u0163i sunt la fel. Dar femeile au o tendin\u0163\u0103 de a se evalua \u00een func\u0163ie de p\u0103rerile cercului lor intim – prin urmare, dac\u0103 o femeie prime\u015fte iubire \u015fi acceptare de la iubit \u015fi cei c\u00e2\u0163iva prieteni apropia\u0163i, e perfect ok. Pe c\u00e2nd b\u0103rba\u0163ii tind s\u0103 se evalueze \u00een func\u0163ie de ce persoane noi reu\u015fesc s\u0103 seduc\u0103. Bancul \u0103la cu catastiful de f*tute nu a ap\u0103rut degeaba.<\/p>\n

A: \u015ei atunci tu spui c\u0103 toate cuplurile sunt o minciun\u0103?<\/p>\n

L: Nu. Chiar cred c\u0103 exist\u0103 cupluri care, dup\u0103 mul\u0163i ani de convie\u0163uire, reu\u015fesc s\u0103 devin\u0103 extraordinari prieteni \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 autentic unul la altul, dac\u0103 ambele persoane sunt decente \u015fi bine inten\u0163ionate. Spun doar c\u0103 loialitatea nu e totuna cu fidelitatea, cel pu\u0163in \u00een cazul unui b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n

A: Adic\u0103?<\/p>\n

L: Sunt b\u0103rba\u0163i care poate c\u0103 sunt fideli sexual, dar sunt japi\u0163e cu dou\u0103 sau mai multe fe\u0163e, \u015fi sunt b\u0103rba\u0163i care \u00ee\u015fi externalizeaz\u0103 nevoia de explorare sexual\u0103 \u015fi sunt de un ata\u015fament \u015fi o loialitate irepro\u015fabile.<\/p>\n

A: Hai, fat\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 deprimi.<\/p>\n

L: P\u0103i, tocmai, nu trebuie s-o iei tragic. Pentru mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i, sexul nu e doar o expresie a afec\u0163iunii, cum e pentru tine, ci un sport de agrement, ca v\u00e2n\u0103toarea \u015fi pescuitul. Ca \u015fi astea, se las\u0103 cu victime, dar ce augmentare de orgoliu aduce. Ai vreo gelozie pe carasul pe care l-a scos \u0103la din r\u00e2u \u015fi l-a f\u0103cut friptur\u0103? C\u0103 eu mai degrab\u0103 cred c\u0103 e loc de comp\u0103timire.<\/p>\n

A: M\u0103 deprimi \u015fi mai tare.<\/p>\n

L: OK, hai s\u0103-\u0163i fac o asocia\u0163ie vesel\u0103. Shoppingul. Shoppingul e pasiunea aia specific feminin\u0103, care \u00ee\u0163i \u00eencarc\u0103 bateriile, te face s\u0103 te sim\u0163i om \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 din nou senza\u0163ia de swag, cam cum face sexul pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 iubitul t\u0103u ar avea un magazin, unde ai acces la orice vrei tu. O vreme, te l\u0103f\u0103i cu \u00eenc\u00e2ntare. Dar orice magazin are un num\u0103r limitat de furnizori \u015fi de sortimente. La un moment dat, vei face shopping \u015fi \u00een alte locuri, s\u0103 testezi \u015fi altceva. Nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu-l mai iube\u015fti pe om, c\u0103 nu e jum\u0103tatea ta, ci pur \u015fi simplu, vrei s\u0103-\u0163i diversifici cump\u0103r\u0103turile. Get it?<\/p>\n

A: Bine, dar cump\u0103r\u0103turile nu presupun nimic personal.<\/p>\n

L: Exactly.<\/p>\n

A: N-ai cum s\u0103-mi spui c\u0103 sexul nu presupune nimic personal.<\/p>\n

L: Mai fac o compara\u0163ie. Eu \u00eel am pe Pulic\u0103. \u00cel \u015ftii pe Pulic\u0103, da?<\/p>\n

A: Toat\u0103 lumea \u00eel \u015ftie pe Pulic\u0103.<\/p>\n

L: Pulic\u0103 e pisica mea totemic\u0103. E my spirit animal. Dorm noapte de noapte cu Pulic\u0103 \u00een fund \u015fi st\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163ele mele 80% din timpul pe care-l petrec acas\u0103. Nu-mi pot imagina via\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 Pulic\u0103. \u015ei totu\u015fi… hr\u0103nesc vreo zece pisici f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n din cartier, \u015fi m\u0103 uit la toate videourile cu pisici pe care le pot \u00eenghesui \u00een timpul meu liber. Pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi plac pisicile, pur \u015fi simplu.<\/p>\n

A: Aha, \u015fi tu compari relevan\u0163a adulterului \u00een cuplu cu hr\u0103nitul de pisici f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n?<\/p>\n

L: Strict ca nivel de implicare personal\u0103. C\u0103 despre asta discutam. Altminteri, nimeni nu se combin\u0103 cu femei de mila lor.<\/p>\n

A: Deci, iubirea adev\u0103rat\u0103 nu exist\u0103?<\/p>\n

L: Ba da. Dar nu prea are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu sexul.<\/p>\n

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