{"id":14732,"date":"2018-04-14T09:17:09","date_gmt":"2018-04-14T06:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14732"},"modified":"2018-04-14T09:17:09","modified_gmt":"2018-04-14T06:17:09","slug":"specii-umane-detestabile-filantropul-pe-banii-altuia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/specii-umane-detestabile-filantropul-pe-banii-altuia\/","title":{"rendered":"Specii umane detestabile: Filantropul pe banii altuia"},"content":{"rendered":"

Discutam ieri cu o prieten\u0103 care s-a pomenit de c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni cu un homeless aciuat \u00een casa sc\u0103rilor, \u00een bloc. Homeless bonom, inofensiv \u015fi pa\u015fnic, dac\u0103 \u00eei ignori mirosul nesf\u00e2nt. Prietena asta a mea e un om care nu se formalizeaz\u0103 foarte tare, drept care a trecut peste mirosul de-a dreptul pestilen\u0163ial \u015fi i-a dus omului ba m\u00e2ncare, ba o p\u0103tur\u0103, ba o hain\u0103. Ca oamenii.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a scris un status despre asta, din neantul internetului a ap\u0103rut cea mai odioas\u0103 specie de om inventat\u0103 vreodat\u0103, \u015fi anume, Filantropul Pe Banii Altuia. S-a apucat s-o \u015fcoleasc\u0103 insistent pe prietena asta a mea c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-i dea omului \u015fi vin fiert, \u015fi s\u0103 petreac\u0103 \u015fi timp socializ\u00e2nd, c\u0103 homele\u015fii sunt \u015fi ei oameni \u015fi au nevoi sociale, \u015fi eventual s\u0103-i fac\u0103 \u015fi o lab\u0103 mic\u0103 cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103, c\u0103 erotismul e o coordinat\u0103 fundamental\u0103 a existen\u0163ei umane \u015fi tot a\u015fa. I-a f\u0103cut caiet de sarcini de zici c\u0103 era fi\u015fa postului la un job full-time.<\/p>\n

Acum, nici prietena asta a mea nu e omul care s\u0103 se lase bossuit de str\u0103ini pe net, \u015fi i-a zis Filantropului Pe Banii Altuia urm\u0103toarele: “Fr\u0103\u0163iuer, \u00ee\u0163i zic care e blocul, po\u0163i tu s\u0103 preiei nevoile sociale \u015fi activit\u0103\u0163ile extracurriculare, nici o panic\u0103.”<\/p>\n

La care, Filantropul Pe Banii Altuia a dat-o subit \u00een diverse. Ideea nu era s\u0103 ajute el. El \u015ftia doar ce trebuie f\u0103cut la nivel de teorie, iar aplicarea era sarcina altora.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Sunt follower \u015fi periodic donator la ni\u015fte funda\u0163ii care \u00eengrijesc animale f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. \u015ei acestea posteaz\u0103 foto \u015fi video cu anim\u0103lu\u0163ele recent salvate, cu ad\u0103posturile, cu colecta de m\u00e2ncare \u015fi cu ce mai e nevoie.<\/p>\n

\u015ei invariabil, INVARIABIL, \u00een comentarii e prezent Filantropul Pe Banii Altuia: “Voi v\u0103 pierde\u0163i banii pe cotarlele astea, \u00een timp ce copiii patriei mele se culc\u0103 fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi \u00een orfelinat, fiin\u0163e f\u0103r\u0103 axiologie corect pozi\u0163ionat\u0103 ce e\u015fte\u0163i!”<\/p>\n

Iar discu\u0163ia e mereu aceea\u015fi: “Domnu’ coae, nou\u0103 ne plac c\u00e2inii \u015fi pisicile. Asta iubim noi, asta alegem s\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103m. Unii cu varii fonduri, al\u0163ii pur \u015fi simplu, \u00een regim de voluntariat, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 job, familie \u015fi alte obliga\u0163ii. Din simpl\u0103 iubire. Ce te \u00eempiedic\u0103 pe matale s\u0103 ne urmezi exemplul, s\u0103 iei un sac mare de alimente \u015fi s\u0103 parchezi pe la orfelinatul din raza municipiului matale?”<\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u00e2nd povestea ajunge aici, Filantropul Pe Banii Altuia o d\u0103 INSTANT \u00een diverse. De obicei, \u00eenjur\u0103turi. Sau acuza\u0163ii c\u0103 nu este respectat. Sau citate din Biblie. Sau orice alt\u0103 reac\u0163ie destinat\u0103 strict s\u0103 enerveze \u015fi s\u0103 nu aduc\u0103 nimic constructiv.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Filantropul pe Banii Altuia are dou\u0103 no\u0163iuni, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de ajutor. Ce trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 el (CTSFE) \u015fi ce trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 al\u0163ii (CTSFA).<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103, CTSFE const\u0103 din dat inept cu p\u0103rerea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiect \u015fi sugestii de o imbecilitate crispant\u0103, care violeaz\u0103 cu perversiuni logica situa\u0163iei. At\u00e2t. Exclusiv at\u00e2t. Niciodat\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103 real, niciodat\u0103 un gest propriu-zis de sprijin, nimic util. Strict dat din gur\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul.<\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, CTSFA este de o elaborare impresionant\u0103, \u015fi presupune genul de investi\u0163ie de timp, bani, munc\u0103 \u015fi pasiune din care s-au construit imperii.<\/p>\n

Dar n-o s\u0103-l vezi VREODAT\u0102 pe Filantropul PE Banii Altuia transpun\u00e2nd CTSFA \u00een CTSFE.<\/p>\n

Mereu trebuie s\u0103 “face\u0163i”, respectiv s\u0103 “SE” fac\u0103. De c\u0103tre cineva. Niciodat\u0103 “s\u0103 fac”.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 \u00een mintea Filantropului Pe Banii Altuia, sunt dou\u0103 categorii de oameni: \u015fmecherii (el) \u015fi fraierii (al\u0163ii).<\/p>\n

Fraierii sunt, pas\u0103mite, \u00een total\u0103 derut\u0103 cum s\u0103-\u015fi investeasc\u0103 resursele \u015fi au nevoie de el s\u0103 le dea directive. “Nu, nu animale, copii. Nu, nu copii, homele\u015fi. Psss, fail, n-ai f\u0103cut destul. Trebuie s\u0103-i construie\u015fti \u015fi castel pe Loara.”<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

\u00cen m\u0103sura \u00een care to\u0163i Filantropii pe Banii Altuia ar pune real osul la treab\u0103, s\u0103 hr\u0103neasc\u0103 copii din orfelinate, s\u0103 spele \u015fi s\u0103 deparaziteze homele\u015fi, s\u0103 FAC\u0102 PROPRIU-ZIS ceea ce predic\u0103, societatea zilelor noastre ar fi incomparabil mai bun\u0103. A\u015fa, \u015fi-ar dedica toat\u0103 lumea resursele cauzelor \u00een care crede \u015fi n-ar exista nevoia de discu\u0163ii inepte \u00een comentarii.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 adev\u0103r v\u0103 spun vou\u0103: nimic nu e mai enervant dec\u00e2t omul care nu face nimic, dar care \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 \u0163ie directive. Nu e ca \u015fi cum ar p\u0103c\u0103li pe cineva. Nu e ca \u015fi cum cineva ar zice: “Da, b\u0103, uite-l pe Gogu. Nu a plimbat un orfan de m\u00e2nu\u0163\u0103 vreodat\u0103, dar \u015ftie at\u00e2t de bine ce s\u0103 fac eu cu banii mei, de m-a dat total pe spate. Mi-a fr\u00e2nt coloana de tare ce m-a dat pe spate. S\u0103 ne tr\u0103ie\u015fti, Gogule, mare om, imens caracter.”<\/p>\n

Nu vrei \/ nu po\u0163i s\u0103 faci nimic pentru o cauz\u0103 dat\u0103? OK. Dar m\u0103car nu rata fenomenala ocazie de a t\u0103cea.<\/p>\n

Nu, datul de indica\u0163ii nu se pune ca munc\u0103.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

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