{"id":14747,"date":"2018-04-17T10:44:55","date_gmt":"2018-04-17T07:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14747"},"modified":"2018-04-17T11:05:01","modified_gmt":"2018-04-17T08:05:01","slug":"cum-sa-nu-fiti-creepy-pe-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-sa-nu-fiti-creepy-pe-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 NU fi\u0163i creepy pe Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oricine alege calea inteligent\u0103 de interac\u0163iune cu mine, \u015fi anume s\u0103 arunce un ochi pe wall \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 frece cu mesaje private, \u015ftie urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n

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  1. nu-mi trimite mesaje private dac\u0103 nu-s profesionale<\/li>\n
  2. nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163<\/li>\n
  3. nu c\u0103uta s\u0103 m\u0103 fu*i, c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u0163i-o furi<\/li>\n
  4. dac\u0103 nu r\u0103spund, e semn c\u0103 NU VREAU s\u0103 r\u0103spund, deci nu insista ca vita, c\u0103 insi\u015fti degeaba.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Dar unii aleg deliberat s\u0103 \u00eencalce 1 -4, \u015fi atunci e pl\u0103cerea mea s\u0103 ar\u0103t internetului cam ce le poate pielea. \u00cen ideea c\u0103 v\u0103d al\u0163i tipi \u015fi \u00een\u0163eleg cum s\u0103 nu procedeze.<\/p>\n

    A\u015fadar, lume, ia de savureaz\u0103:<\/p>\n

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    Timp \u00een care eu d\u0103deam status peste status cu “NU MAI \u00ceNCERCA\u0162I S\u0102 M\u0102 AG\u0102\u0162A\u0162I \u00ceN MESAJE PRIVATE”, dar aprecierea nu se extindea la a te uita \u00een mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de cretin pe wallul \u0103leia pe care o apreciai.<\/p>\n

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    Opa, poza asta mi-o mai trimisese o dat\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd amoarea e mare, repetitivitatea nu mai conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

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    Nu, \u00een pi*da m\u0103-tii, nu zic nimic PENTRU C\u0102 sper s\u0103 te prinzi, \u00een mor\u0163ii t\u0103i, c\u0103 ba\u0163i la u\u015fi \u00eenchise. A\u015ftept s\u0103 descop\u0103r c\u00e2nd pu*a mea \u00eencetezi s\u0103 m\u0103 freci la icre din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<\/p>\n

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    Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103, desigur, c\u0103 MIE mi-a pl\u0103cut ce citesc \u00een mesaje. Poza cu curu’ gol, 2x, poza cu talpa, 4x.<\/p>\n

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    Aici deja \u015ftiam c\u0103 jigodia asta pis\u0103loag\u0103 \u015fi insistent\u0103, care nu se prinde c\u00e2nd e cazul s\u0103 \u00eenceteze, va ajunge de r\u00e2sul omenirii. Ca s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e copiii c\u0103 dac\u0103 una nu-\u0163i r\u0103spunde, e semn s\u0103 te prinzi \u015fi s\u0103 fukc the fukc off.<\/p>\n

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    O s\u0103 sim\u0163i, stai tu ogoit. O s\u0103 sim\u0163i de n-o s\u0103 \u015ftii ce te-a pocnit. Poza de sus era mult mai explicit\u0103, dar am cropuit-o eu s\u0103 nu jigneasc\u0103 sensibilit\u0103\u0163i, talpa, 5x. Se pare c\u0103 e mantra lui sau ceva.<\/p>\n

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    Poza cu talpa, 6x. Also, remarca\u0163i retardul deosebit al \u00eentreb\u0103rii: “Oare exi\u015fti cu adev\u0103rat?” Arunc\u0103 un ochi, \u00een pi*da m\u0103-tii de cretin cu coarne, pe wallul unde postez al o sut\u0103lea status despre c\u00e2t m\u0103 irit\u0103 messengereala privat\u0103 cretin\u0103, \u015fi te prinzi c\u0103 exist cu v\u00e2rf \u015fi \u00eendesat.<\/p>\n

    Apropo de asta: e vreun sfat fundamental pe vreun site neomasculin s\u0103 nu citi\u0163i nici de-al dracu’ ce scrie public persoana pe care o stalkeri\u0163i?<\/p>\n

    C\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleg genul \u0103sta de idiot. Eu s\u0103-l fi frecat \u00een mesaje private pe Messi c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-i fac fela\u0163ia vie\u0163ii lui, \u015fi Messi s\u0103 fi dat status public cu “Ur\u0103sc t\u00e2rfele cretine care se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 cu cer\u015feli de fela\u0163ii”, m-a\u015f fi prins c\u0103 e vorba de mine \u015fi a\u015f fi \u00eencetat instant.<\/p>\n

    Dar… nu.<\/p>\n

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    Aici, mi s-a umplut paharul. Grav. Poate de la repetarea \u00eentreb\u0103rii cu existatul, suprapus\u0103 peste activitatea mea super asidu\u0103 pe public care, wink-wink, ESTE o dovad\u0103 de existat relativ cert\u0103. Poate de la num\u0103rul exagerat de mare de semne de \u00eentrebare, pentru c\u0103 sunt o punctuation Nazi. Poate de team\u0103 c\u0103-mi trimite iar poza cu talpa, caz \u00een care \u00eemi pierdeam zenul notoriu, \u00eel c\u0103utam pe prost \u015fi d\u0103deam \u00een el cu un topor, ca la Vaslui, s\u0103 v\u0103d s\u00e2nge \u0163\u00e2\u015fnind \u00een toate direc\u0163iile, s\u0103 fie o moarte satisf\u0103c\u0103toare, pe m\u0103sura nervilor pe care mi i-a indus.<\/p>\n

    \u015ei i-am r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n

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    Morala pove\u015ftii:<\/p>\n

    B\u0102IE\u0162I, nu face\u0163i a\u015fa. Never. Never ever. Cu nimeni. Dac\u0103 nu r\u0103spunde, nu vrea s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103. Move on.<\/p>\n

    Also, politica “nu-i verifica peretele” e cea mai p\u0103guboas\u0103 politic\u0103 ever. Iat\u0103 efectele ei secundare.<\/p>\n

    FETE, ce v-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at mama \u015fi bunica voastr\u0103 despre cum ignoratul e o politic\u0103 eficient\u0103 de \u00eendep\u0103rtat dobitoci e o mare minciun\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu r\u0103spunzi, prostul o ia ca aprobare tacit\u0103.<\/p>\n

    TOAT\u0102 LUMEA: \u00een continuare, \u00eenjur\u0103tura e cel mai eficient contraceptiv.<\/p>\n

    Also, \u00een caz c\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103-i trimite\u0163i ni\u015fte t\u0103lpi cretinului, c\u0103 mi-a intoxicat fica\u0163ii cu poza aia hidoas\u0103 cu talpa, lua\u0163i aici:\u00a0https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100005212171064<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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    Oricine alege calea inteligent\u0103 de interac\u0163iune cu mine, \u015fi anume s\u0103 arunce un ochi pe wall \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 frece cu mesaje...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14251,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/pedophilia.jpg?fit=692%2C331&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14747"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14766,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14747\/revisions\/14766"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}