{"id":14822,"date":"2018-04-27T09:22:15","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T06:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14822"},"modified":"2018-04-27T10:48:14","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T07:48:14","slug":"despre-fese-de-prime-doamne-si-curi-cu-buletin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-fese-de-prime-doamne-si-curi-cu-buletin\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre fese de prime doamne \u015fi c**uri cu buletin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele astea a circulat o fotografie absolut m\u00e2rl\u0103neasc\u0103 pe Facebook. \u00cen timpul vizitei pre\u015fedintelui Emmanuel Macron \u015fi a so\u0163iei acestuia, Brigitte, la Washington, o tentativ\u0103 e\u015fuat\u0103 de fotograf a f\u0103cut poza absolut jenant\u0103. Pe care nici un b\u0103rbat cu un minimum sim\u0163 al decen\u0163ei nu ar fi trebuit s\u0103 o fac\u0103. Acest lache s-a strecurat pe dup\u0103 doamne \u015fi le-a fotografiat nici mai mult, nici mai pu\u0163in, dec\u00e2t partea dorsal\u0103. \u015ei o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de c*ruri cu buletin au \u00eenceput s\u0103 analizeze respectivii nuri ai celor dou\u0103 prime doamne, compar\u00e2ndu-le de zici c\u0103 erau dou\u0103 fufe culese de pe centur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Aceast\u0103 mentalitate de V\u0103sc\u0103u\u0163ii de Deal, care reduce permanent femeia la statutul de un num\u0103r oarecare de celule \u00een jurul unei g\u0103uri, \u015fi eventual, animal de pr\u0103sil\u0103 destinat s\u0103 elimine pui vii pe numita gaur\u0103, nu binevoie\u015fte s\u0103 dispar\u0103 o dat\u0103 dracului, laolalt\u0103 cu to\u0163i reprezentan\u0163ii ei.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem: eu sunt departe de a fi o pudic\u0103. Dar a izbuti s\u0103 faci discrepan\u0163a \u00eentre oameni care aleg s\u0103 se afirme prin calit\u0103\u0163ile lor fizice \u015fi oameni care \u015fi-au asumat o misiune e la un nivel elementar.<\/p>\n<p>Internetul e plin de pornografie. Acolo g\u0103se\u015fti zeci de mii de femei care au ales o profesie \u00een care partea dorsal\u0103, respectiv rezisten\u0163a ei \u00een condi\u0163ii extreme, conteaz\u0103. Ele \u00ee\u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 p\u00e2inea prin respectivul organ, deci ai invita\u0163ie deschis\u0103 s\u0103-l analizezi pe lung, pe lat \u015fi pe ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p>Instagramul e plin de a\u015fa numitele bikini models. Astea au zeci de mii de followeri \u015fi fac bani din campanii publicitare pentru c\u0103 posteaz\u0103 tone de poze cu partea dorsal\u0103 bombat\u0103 frumos \u00een afar\u0103. Ai o invita\u0163ie deschis\u0103 s\u0103 o analizezi pe lung, pe lat \u015fi pe ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p>YouTube e plin de twerkeri\u0163e, \u00een frunte cu mama twerkului, Nicki Minaj. Care chiar are o pies\u0103 cu versurile: &#8220;Oh, my god. Look at her butt&#8221;. Din nou, e o invita\u0163ie deschis\u0103 \u00een alb s\u0103 etc.<\/p>\n<p>Astea-s femei care \u015fi-au construit cariere, imperii financiare, destine, pe forma, dimensiunea \u015fi t\u0103ria invincibil\u0103 a respectivei p\u0103r\u0163i anatomice. Liber la analiz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 obosi\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, sunt femeile care au avut alte priorit\u0103\u0163i \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Doamna Macron a fost o respectabil\u0103 profesoar\u0103, o intelectual\u0103. Melania a avut postere decoltate, ca fotomodel, dar banii din modelling \u015fi i-a reinvestit \u00een businessuri \u015fi s-a \u015fi m\u0103ritat, deci a ales o rela\u0163ie exclusiv\u0103. Prin urmare, nici una dintre cele dou\u0103 doamne nu s-a \u00eenscris la concursul Curul Anului, nici una nu are o miz\u0103 s\u0103 impresioneze pule\u0163i d\u0103 p\u0103 net cu acea parte a trupului lor, \u015fi ambele au func\u0163ii publice total independente de numita parte anatomic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Poza respectiv\u0103 n-ar fi trebuit s\u0103 existe in the first place, \u015fi unica reac\u0163ie la publicarea ei ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie: &#8220;\u015ei ce rahat ne f&#8217;te pe noi grija cum arat\u0103 fesele a dou\u0103 femei care oricum nu cu asta se ocup\u0103?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>O parte dintre t\u00e2rle\u0163i au ales s\u0103 se certe cu mine \u00een comentarii: &#8220;\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, sunt femei.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Simpla idee c\u0103, dac\u0103 cineva are ghinionul s\u0103 se fi n\u0103scut femeie, po\u0163i s-o latri dup\u0103 pofta inimii tale \u015fi s\u0103 te referi la p\u0103r\u0163ile ei anatomice private ca la b\u0103t\u0103tura m\u0103-tii e at\u00e2t de insult\u0103toare, c\u0103 n-am cuvinte s-o descriu. Altminteri, dac\u0103 te-ai apuca s\u0103 analizezi popoul unui politician, sau savant, sau intelectual, sau om de afaceri b\u0103rbat, exact aceia\u015fi gher\u0163oi s-ar uita la tine ca la ma\u015fini str\u0103ine \u015fi \u0163i-ar da replica: &#8220;F\u0103, e\u015fti proast\u0103? \u0102\u015ftia munce\u015fte cu capul, poate s\u0103 are curul c\u00e2t bancheta din spate a unui SUV.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u015ftiu cum rahat se face, dar niciodat\u0103 afirma\u0163ia &#8220;dar e\u015fti femeie \/ dar este femeie \/ dar sunt femei&#8221; nu vine la pachet cu ceva bun. Mereu e o justificare pentru h\u0103r\u0163uirea aplicat\u0103 de interlocutor, pentru b\u0103garea nasului acestuia unde nu-i fierbe oala, pentru impunerea unor obliga\u0163ii imaginare nerecompensate cu nimic sau o tentativ\u0103 de a te reduce la t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dac\u0103 te enervezi, tot tu e\u015fti de vin\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti &#8220;feminist\u0103 sup\u0103rat\u0103&#8221;. Sup\u0103rarea feminin\u0103 nu e niciodat\u0103 tratat\u0103 ca nemul\u0163umire legitim\u0103, cu cauze relativ u\u015for de identificat, ci ca o vin\u0103 \u00een plus.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Pe de alt\u0103 parte, exist\u0103 \u015fi ceea ce numim karm\u0103. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme vom judeca politicieni dup\u0103 c*ruri, vom avea politicieni care conduc ca ni\u015fte c*ruri.<\/p>\n<div>\u00a0***<\/div>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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