{"id":14831,"date":"2018-04-28T12:29:22","date_gmt":"2018-04-28T09:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14831"},"modified":"2018-04-28T16:49:29","modified_gmt":"2018-04-28T13:49:29","slug":"ce-bine-arati-in-poza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-bine-arati-in-poza\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce bine ar\u0103\u0163i \u00een poz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 sun\u0103 o prieten\u0103 foarte bun\u0103 azi, s\u0103 povestim la cafeaua extins\u0103 de diminea\u0163\u0103. \u015ei-mi zice:<\/p>\n

-B\u0103i, Lorena,\u00a0 aveai un fan pe care l-ai \u00eentristat foarte tare.<\/p>\n

-A\u015fa.<\/p>\n

-C\u0103 omul te citea \u015fi nu voia s\u0103 te aga\u0163e, \u015fi nu voia s\u0103 te supere cu nimic.<\/p>\n

-Oook.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei e un om bun, fain, minunat, p\u00e2inea cu unt a lui Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n

-Am \u00een\u0163eles partea asta. Cum \u00eel cheam\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00cemi zice un nume care nu-mi spune nimic.<\/p>\n

-Nu-mi sun\u0103 cunoscut.<\/p>\n

-Ai postat tu un articol personal \u015fi l-ai ilustrat cu o poz\u0103 cu tine, \u015fi \u0103sta a comentat “Ce poz\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103” sau ceva, \u015fi tu i-ai r\u0103spuns cu o r\u0103utate, apoi au venit cititoarele tale \u015fi l-au f\u0103cut troac\u0103 de porci.<\/p>\n

\u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, \u015fi prietena mea e tot scriitoare \u015fi jurnalist\u0103.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103i, coaie, zic eu. Nu mai \u0163in minte incidentul cu tipul \u0103sta \u00een particular, dar plm, \u015fi tu scrii. Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i descrii o experien\u0163\u0103 personal\u0103, c\u0103 te investe\u015fti \u00eentr-un text, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 e despre tine, pui o poz\u0103 cu tine. \u015ei vine Gigel de pe net s\u0103 comenteze dedesubt ce bine ar\u0103\u0163i. Po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege de ce e infuriating?<\/p>\n

-Da, m\u0103i.<\/p>\n

-E ca \u015fi cum tu ai ancheta un tun cu case al unei prim\u0103rii. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 una dintre case e un conac boieresc mare, \u015fi vin mo\u015ftenitorii s\u0103-l revendice, \u015fi autorit\u0103\u0163ile locale fac pe proastele. Tu umbli dup\u0103 mo\u015ftenitori, le consemnezi povestea, te duci \u015fi la prim\u0103rie, s\u0103 se dea \u0103ia de neg\u0103sit de trei ori, \u015fi a patra oar\u0103 s\u0103 se arogan\u0163easc\u0103 la tine. \u015ei dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta munc\u0103, hopa comentariu: “Ce cas\u0103 frumoas\u0103 e-n poz\u0103”. Tu nu i-ai f*te-o pe m\u0103-sa?<\/p>\n

-Dar chiar am avut o anchet\u0103 la care am lucrat \u015fapte zile, am urm\u0103rit o fur\u0103ciune, \u015fi primul comentariu era “Ai idee cine c\u00e2nt\u0103 la zilele ora\u015fului X?”.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei care a fost reac\u0163ia ta?<\/p>\n

-Un print screen sarcastic.<\/p>\n

-Aha. Dar tot \u00een registrul “o r\u0103utate”.<\/p>\n

-Sigur.<\/p>\n

-No, bun. Cum se face c\u0103 la articolele lui Ple\u015fu nu exist\u0103 niciodat\u0103 “ce bine ar\u0103\u0163i \u00een poz\u0103”?<\/p>\n

-Pentru c\u0103 Ple\u015fu e ur\u00e2t cu crengi.<\/p>\n

-Cum se face c\u0103 la articolele lui CTP nu exist\u0103 niciodat\u0103 “ce bine ar\u0103\u0163i \u00een poz\u0103”?<\/p>\n

-Pentru c\u0103 \u015fi CTP e ur\u00e2t cu crengi.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei ce ar trebui s\u0103 fac, s\u0103 \u00eemi \u015fterg toate pozele \u015fi s\u0103 pun doar imagini cu un sac \u00een cap, s\u0103 se concentreze \u00een p*la mea lumea pe ce vreau s\u0103 exprim \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenceteze cu b\u0103tutul de c\u00e2mpi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiect?<\/p>\n

-Stai pu\u0163in, c\u0103 eu nu ziceam de tine. Pe tine te \u00een\u0163eleg. Eu ziceam de \u0103sta.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, \u0103sta ar trebui s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 c\u0103 oamenii de pe net nu-l cunosc. \u015ei nu au cum s\u0103 reac\u0163ioneze dec\u00e2t la ceea ce ofer\u0103 \u00een momentul respectiv. Dac\u0103 n-ai reu\u015fit s\u0103 produci dec\u00e2t o gogom\u0103nie, lumea va reac\u0163iona strict la numita gogom\u0103nie, c\u0103 n-are alte date despre tine pe moment. Scrii o prostie, oamenii \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103 e\u015fti prost. Nu e nimic personal, se refer\u0103 la ceea ce tocmai ai debitat. \u00cen loc s\u0103 te dai lovit \u00eentre scrot \u015fi anus, mai bine \u00ee\u0163i asumi cu luciditate c\u0103 ai dat un brainfart \u015fi c\u0103 ai primit reac\u0163iile aferente. L-am blocat?<\/p>\n

-Cred c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n

-Atunci, poate comenta normal \u00een continuare, c\u0103 dac\u0103 n-a dat o oligofreneal\u0103 monumental\u0103, nimeni nu-i \u0163ine contabilitatea inep\u0163iilor, \u015fi acelea\u015fi persoane care i-au spus c\u0103 e un bou c\u00e2nd s-a purtat ca unul o s\u0103-l felicite c\u00e2nd va produce ceva demn de felicit\u0103ri. Sau poate s\u0103 se vaiete \u00een continuare ce r\u0103nit e \u00een anus pe propriul lui brainfart. Cum \u00eel coafeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0***<\/div>\n

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