{"id":14848,"date":"2018-04-30T09:42:57","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T06:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14848"},"modified":"2018-04-30T09:42:57","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T06:42:57","slug":"la-cat-de-draguti-sunt-sigur-ii-ia-cineva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-cat-de-draguti-sunt-sigur-ii-ia-cineva\/","title":{"rendered":"La c\u00e2t de dr\u0103gu\u0163i sunt, sigur \u00eei ia cineva"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un text \u015fi mai multe foto de Mircea Nicolescu.<\/p>\n

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Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a. E duminic\u0103. \u015ei st\u0103m acas\u0103. Azi o s\u0103 m\u0103 sui la catedr\u0103, ca s\u0103 fac pu\u0163in pe de\u015fteptu\u2019. O s\u0103 v\u0103 spun o poveste scurt\u0103 \u015fi o cugetare mai pu\u0163in scurt\u0103. O s\u0103 vorbesc despre responsabilitate \u015fi \u201cLas\u0103, b\u0103, c\u0103 merge \u015fi a\u015fa.\u201d<\/p>\n

Iat\u0103 ni\u015fte poze. Cu 2 pisoi, de maximum 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n

Acum, povestea: joi dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 m\u0103 sun\u0103 Dumitriu, de la bero:
\n– Mircea, Mircea … (c\u00e2nd \u00eemi zice direct pe nume, e semn de mare agita\u0163ie)
\n– Da, \u015fobolan-de-p\u00e2r\u00e2u dr\u0103gu\u0163 ce e\u015fti.
\n– A g\u0103sit Smaranda 2 pisoi mici-mici, arunca\u0163i aici, \u00een curte. Nu \u00eei putem l\u0103sa a\u015fa. Te superi dac\u0103 aduc unul dintre ei acas\u0103?
\n– B\u0103i, io zic s\u0103 \u00eei iei pe am\u00e2ndoi, s\u0103 nu \u00eei desp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i. Dac\u0103 tot n-au mam\u0103, m\u0103car frate s\u0103 aib\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\nPe urm\u0103 mi-a spus \u015fmechera c\u0103 ea decisese demult, ba \u00eei \u015fi spusese Smarandei, c\u0103 \u00eei ia pe am\u00e2ndoi.
\n\u015ei apare cu o cutie de carton, \u00een care erau cele 2 nutrii (ur\u00e2te cu spume pe ele, ca orice pui prea t\u00e2n\u0103r) pe care le vede\u0163i. Asta dup\u0103 ce trecuse cu ele pe la un vet, s\u0103 le trag\u0103 o privire.<\/p>\n

Pe scurt, asta e povestea. Acum, partea a doua. \u015ei anume, despre iresponsabilitatea \u0103luia care a avut pisica. Las\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti imbecil \u015fi del\u0103s\u0103tor, de nu o duci s\u0103 o sterilizezi. Dar, pe urm\u0103, dup\u0103 ce apar copiii de pisic\u0103, ce \u00ee\u0163i zici?
\n– Las\u0103, c\u0103, la c\u00e2t de dr\u0103gu\u0163i sunt, sigur \u00eei ia cineva.<\/p>\n

Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 asta ai zis? C\u0103 genul \u0103sta de texte lini\u015fte\u015fte con\u015ftiin\u0163a. \u015ei tu \u00ee\u0163i vezi mai departe de via\u0163a ta. C\u0103 tot vine vacan\u0163a de 1 mai. E drept c\u0103 al\u0163ii, care, poate, voiau \u015fi ei s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum le st\u0103 cu nisip \u00een pantofi \u015fi cu p\u0103rul zbur\u0103t\u0103cit de briz\u0103 (m\u0103 rog, m\u0103car o parte dintre noi, adic\u0103 partea care are p\u0103r) au trebuit s\u0103 stea acas\u0103, c\u0103 boracii \u0103\u015ftia de pisic\u0103 trebuie hr\u0103ni\u0163i din 4 \u00een 6 ore, trebuie masa\u0163i pe burtic\u0103, apoi, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd … \u0103\u0103\u0103 … m\u0103 rog, \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i voi. E drept c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei fere\u015fti de Amal, adic\u0103 pe Amal de ei, c\u0103 nu se \u015ftie cu ce microbi au venit la purt\u0103tor. E drept c\u0103 aceia\u015fi umblau prin ora\u015f, la 10 seara, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd lapte praf Nan, varianta f\u0103r\u0103 lactoz\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\nPentru c\u0103 tu, dragul meu, ai decis c\u0103 \u201cLa c\u00e2t de dr\u0103gu\u0163i sunt, sigur \u00eei ia cineva\u201d.
\nA\u015f vrea s\u0103 fac o precizare. Nu sunt prea abil \u00een cuvinte. A\u015fa c\u0103, poate, ce am scris mai sus se poate interpreta cum c\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng. Nu. Nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng. Toate inconvenientele de mai sus sunt compensate de altele: faptul c\u0103 le auzi c\u00e2te o prim\u0103 \u00eencercare de tors, ca un motora\u015f care d\u0103 rateuri la pornire; c\u00e2nd \u00eei vezi cum \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i sug\u0103 c\u00e2te un deget (da, b\u0103ga\u0163i voi repede c\u00e2te un comentariu cu iz sexual la chestia asta, s\u0103 vede\u0163i c\u00e2\u0163i milimetri trebuie s\u0103 ap\u0103s pe butonul de block); c\u0103 \u00eei vezi cum li se deschid ochii. \u015ei altele, care nu \u00eemi vin \u00een minte acum. O s\u0103 \u00eei ridic\u0103m c\u00e2t s\u0103 devin\u0103 independen\u0163i, apoi le vom c\u0103uta st\u0103p\u00e2ni. Din \u0103ia responsabili, nu b\u0103tu\u0163i cu leuca \u00een cap.<\/p>\n

Aud deseori \u201cCe \u0163ar\u0103 de c\u0103cat\u201d. Nu. \u0162ara nu e de c\u0103cat. De c\u0103cat sunt oamenii ei. Avem conduc\u0103torii pe care \u00eei merit\u0103m. Pentru c\u0103 nici noi nu suntem altfel. \u015ei noi, dac\u0103 am ajunge \u00een locul lor, am fi fix la fel. Se vede din ce facem \u00een via\u0163\u0103 de zi cu zi. \u0218i, dac\u0103 v\u0103 aud de excep\u021bii, v\u0103 dau de-a dura. Prea ne ascundem \u00een spatele excep\u021biilor.<\/p>\n

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Hai. Gata. V-am criticat destul. #\u00eenresttoatebune, \u015fti\u0163i voi. Merge\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 juca\u0163i la voi la scar\u0103 \u015fi, dac\u0103 auzi\u0163i de cineva care vrea un pisoi, ghici la cine trebuie s\u0103 apela\u0163i. Dar nu mai devreme de 2 luni, c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 \u00eei scoatem la liman \u00eent\u00e2i.
\nPost scriptum, special pentru Dumitriu: fat\u0103. \u00centr-o lume plin\u0103 de indiferen\u0163\u0103, m\u0103 bucur\u0103 c\u0103 tu e\u015fti altfel. L\u0103v iu.<\/p>\n

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Pe Mircea Nicolescu \u015fi puii lui de pisic\u0103 disponibili \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 \u015fi jum\u0103tate \u00eei g\u0103si\u0163i aici<\/a>, dar cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fi\u0163i st\u0103p\u00e2ni responsabili, c\u0103 altfel v\u0103 taie pu\u0163ulica \u015fi o d\u0103 la ra\u0163e.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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