{"id":14858,"date":"2018-05-02T09:46:12","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T06:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14858"},"modified":"2023-12-14T11:18:50","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T08:18:50","slug":"intalnire-romantica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/intalnire-romantica\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cent\u00e2lnire romantic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ea cobor\u00ee din taxi \u015fi se apropie de frumoasa teras\u0103 din parc unde el \u00eei d\u0103duse \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Aoleu, ce b\u0103iat frumos, \u00ee\u015fi spuse ea. \u00cenalt, blond, cu ochi inefabil de alba\u015ftri. Copilul din flori al lui Brad Pitt cu Jude Law t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi cu Zac Efron matur – dac\u0103 s-ar g\u0103si un mod de a combina ADN-ul a trei persoane.<\/p>\n

-\u00cemi cer scuze dac\u0103 am \u00eent\u00e2rziat, spuse ea.<\/p>\n

-E ok, tocmai am \u00eencheiat telefonic un business pentru unii, d\u0103du el din m\u00e2n\u0103, apoi \u00eei \u00eempinse meniul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Ce bei? De fapt, recomand Daiquiri, \u0103\u015ftia de aici \u00eel fac foarte bun.<\/p>\n

-Eu…<\/p>\n

-\u015ei \u0163i se \u015fi potrive\u015fte, e dulce \u015fi soft ca tine. Bine, nu \u00eel fac genial, am b\u0103ut eu unul mult mai bun \u00eentr-un club din Rio, dar e decent \u015fi ingredientele sunt proaspete, aroma e acolo \u015fi asta e tot ce conteaz\u0103. Chelner, un Banana Daiquiri pentru domni\u015foara.<\/p>\n

-Dar eu…<\/p>\n

-Ssst, nu protesta, \u00eel \u00eencerci \u015fi o s\u0103 vezi c\u0103-\u0163i place. Promit.<\/p>\n

-Dar eu…<\/p>\n

-Stai un pic, trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103spund, e un business important. Da, man. C\u00e2t? \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103. P\u0103i nu ne \u00een\u0163elesesem la zece miare? Ce o tot frec\u0103m? Da, boss, a\u015fa am vorbit, a\u015fa r\u0103m\u00e2ne. Ce mai e? Mdaaa, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Chiar nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. De ce, care e faza? Cum, m\u0103? Nu se poate a\u015fa ceva. Mor c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 fazele astea. Las\u0103 c\u0103-i sun eu m\u00e2ine \u015fi vorbesc cu ei personal, frate, e inadmisibil, mereu ne bag\u0103 costuri ascunse, d\u0103-i \u00een mamele lor. A\u015fa, \u015fi? Trebuia s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 din prima. OK, boss. \u015ei taic\u0103-tu \u015fi-a revenit dup\u0103 opera\u0163ie? Tare. Bravo. Bine c\u0103 e bine, s\u0103-i zici s\u0103n\u0103tate din partea mea. \u015ei \u0103la mic, la campionatul de tenis? Aha. Bun. Federer scrie pe el, da.<\/p>\n

Bine, b\u0103. Vorbim m\u00e2ine, s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Dar ce faci, drag\u0103, st\u0103teai pe social media? Mi se pare foarte ur\u00e2t c\u0103 fetele din ziua de azi ies \u00een ora\u015f \u015fi stau scufundate \u00een Facebook \u00een loc s\u0103 comunice.<\/p>\n

-Dar eu…<\/p>\n

-\u0162i-a pl\u0103cut Banana Daiquiri? Pana mea, nici nu te-ai atins.<\/p>\n

-Voiam s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 eu…<\/p>\n

-O secund\u0103, m\u0103 sun\u0103 alt tovar\u0103\u015f de business. Da, boss. Ce ai f\u0103cut cu olandezii \u0103ia? A\u015fa, frate, \u015ftiam c\u0103-s serio\u015fi. O fi vestul decadent, dar se \u0163ine de promisiune. B\u0103i, apropo de olandezii \u0103ia, \u0163ii minte c\u00e2nd am fost noi la Amsterdam \u015fi am luat coffeeshopurile la r\u00e2nd, hahaha. Ce tare a fost. Da, boss, ne-am spart autentic, am avut viziuni cu pitici verzi \u015fi livezi de capete umane cu limbi \u00een loc de ochi. Eu, da.<\/p>\n

Ce de\u015fteapt\u0103 a fost sor\u0103-ta s\u0103 se mute definitiv \u00een Amsterdam. Foarte tare, frate. Hai c\u0103 mi-ai dat o veste bun\u0103, cu Dumnezeu \u00eenainte. S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti. \u015ei s\u0103-i aduci ma\u015fina \u00eenapoi lu’ v\u0103ru-meu, \u00eentreab\u0103 de ea cam des. A fost \u00eemprumut, nu cadou, m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi.<\/p>\n

Ce faci, frumoasa, tot pe social media? Nu v\u0103 vindec\u0103 Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n

-Scuze, eu…<\/p>\n

-Doar nu pleci a\u015fa repede.<\/p>\n

-A le\u015finat mama, pa.<\/p>\n

St\u0103 el ce st\u0103, apoi ia din nou telefonul.<\/p>\n

-Alo, b\u0103i boss, habar n-ai cu ce t\u00e2mpit\u0103 m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit. Da, frate, a vorbit numai despre ea toat\u0103 seara.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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