{"id":14871,"date":"2018-05-05T09:46:21","date_gmt":"2018-05-05T06:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14871"},"modified":"2018-05-05T09:57:08","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T06:57:08","slug":"muzeul-lorena-lupu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/muzeul-lorena-lupu\/","title":{"rendered":"Muzeul Lorena Lupu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Textul \u0103sta e inspirat dintr-o postare de pe wallul unei prietene scriitoare. Care se \u00eentreba foarte serios ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi unde s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 tona de caiete, caie\u0163ele, carnete, carne\u0163ele, agende, blocnotesuri, caiete studen\u0163e\u015fti \u015fi \u015ferve\u0163ele pe care orice om care scrie cu regularitate ia noti\u0163e, consemneaz\u0103 idei, noteaz\u0103 genialit\u0103\u0163i care peste zece minute i se par t\u00e2mpenii, t\u00e2mpenii care peste zece minute i se par genialit\u0103\u0163i, documenteaz\u0103 articole sau texte de nonfiction, ia interviuri \u00een scris \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103, \u00een timp, astea \u00eencep s\u0103 se \u00eenmul\u0163easc\u0103. \u00cen lung, \u00een lat. Cam ca planta carnivor\u0103 din Little Shop of Horrors.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cent\u00e2i, pe cele pline le pui \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 mic\u0103 de Mega. Doar sunt carne\u0163ele \u015fi caie\u0163ele, right?<\/p>\n<p>Apoi dou\u0103 pungi de Mega. Apoi trei. Apoi dou\u0103sprezece.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 aceea, zici c\u0103 po\u0163i stopa balamucul, \u015fi-\u0163i iei o traist\u0103 mare de plastic de la hipermarket. \u015eti\u0163i genul. Genul \u00een care o bagi \u015fi pe bunica, \u015fi viitorul t\u0103u sicriu, \u015fi un cuier cu patru crengi.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi dou\u0103 traiste. Patru.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen scurt timp, balconul apartamentului pe care-l \u00eenchiriezi e plin p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rf de carne\u0163ele, caie\u0163ele, agende \u015fi blocnotesuri scrise ur\u00e2t, ca de doctor, cu \u015fters\u0103turi, corecturi, mu*e Lorena, ce idioat\u0103 e\u015fti, f\u0103, \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd sco\u0163i un cap pe balcon, le \u015fi auzi c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GLjook1I0V4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei le c\u0103ram cu con\u015ftiinciozitate dup\u0103 mine, \u00een toate chiriile, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i cari muzeul personal dup\u0103 tine, pentru ce ai mai tr\u0103it.<\/p>\n<p>Bun. Am \u00eemplinit 35 de ani. \u015ei exact \u00een momentul \u0103la a intervenit o situa\u0163ie \u00een care a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 mut urgent.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e2rtia, dup\u0103 cum \u015fti\u0163i to\u0163i, e grea. Grea a dracu. Au murit copaci s\u0103 avem noi caiete, carne\u0163ele, agende \u015fi blocnotesuri.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dat fiind c\u0103 mutatul urgent e de obicei cu deranj \u015fi cheltuial\u0103 mare, \u015fi pl\u0103\u0163i \u00een avans, am pus problema \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: merit\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc taxi pentru c\u0103caturi pe care le tot depozitez pe balcon \u015fi de care nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 mai ating \u00een via\u0163a mea?<\/p>\n<p>Da, dar dac\u0103 vor valora \u00een ochii posterit\u0103\u0163ii ceva?<\/p>\n<p>D\u0103-o-n pu*a mea de posteritate, s\u0103 m\u0103 aprecieze acum \u00een via\u0163\u0103 sau pa\u015fol na turbinka.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cu asta, m-am \u00eenfipt \u00een sacii de supermarket \u015fi i-am t\u00e2r\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 la container.<\/p>\n<p>M-a v\u00e2zut o pirandel\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste, scund\u0103 \u015fi \u00eendesat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Haoleu, frumoasa, pupa-\u0163i-a\u015f lindicul, e h\u00e2rtie?<\/p>\n<p>-Da. \u015ei am vreo zece saci mari. \u00cei vrei?<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cei vreau, s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti cu toat\u0103 familia ta.<\/p>\n<p>-OK. Stai aici, c\u0103-\u0163i mai aduc.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei i-am parcat \u00een bra\u0163e tot Muzeul Lorena Lupu.<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti, s\u0103 ai parte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Okok, s\u0103 nu exager\u0103m. S\u0103-\u0163i fie de folos,<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei m-am \u00eentors \u00een balconul eliberat de Muzeul Lorena Lupu.<\/p>\n<p>Pe de o parte, aveam \u00een mine o durere teribil\u0103. Fiecare din carne\u0163elele alea era un fragment din via\u0163a mea, \u0103la mov a fost cu mine \u00een Delt\u0103, \u0103la ro\u015fu cu buline pe la festivaluri de rock, pe vremea c\u00e2nd cronic\u0103ream festivaluri de rock \u00een reviste glossy, \u0103la verde a fost ciorna primului meu roman etc. etc. etc.<\/p>\n<p>Dar pe de alt\u0103 parte, tr\u0103iam o stare euforic\u0103 de eliberare. Uneori, suntem prea intoxica\u0163i de propriul nostru balast. C\u0103r\u0103m trecutul dup\u0103 noi \u00een paporni\u0163e mari de rafie \u015fi nu l\u0103s\u0103m loc prezentului \u015fi viitorului.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 multe din chestiile alea au fost fabuloase la timpul lor?<\/p>\n<p>Sure.<\/p>\n<p>Dar m\u0103car au sf\u00e2r\u015fit oferind o mas\u0103 cald\u0103 (sper) unei familii nevoia\u015fe, iar \u0103sta e pe bune cel mai adorabil lucru din partea lor.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, sunt o fiin\u0163\u0103 liber\u0103 ca pas\u0103rea cerului \u015fi nu am dec\u00e2t o agend\u0103 deodat\u0103. \u015ei c\u00e2teva virgine, primite de la PR-i pe la diferite evenimente.<\/p>\n<p>Cum se umple o agend\u0103, pa, la revedere.<\/p>\n<p>Muzeul Lorena Lupu, sau Muzeul Ionel Popescu, sau Muzeul Geta Apuloaie nu folose\u015fte la fix nimic. Doar te face s\u0103 nu vezi p\u0103durea vie din jur din cauza copacilor mor\u0163i de odinioar\u0103. \u015ei \u00ee\u0163i \u015fi rupe spinarea la c\u0103rat, ceea ce e un nou inconvenient.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t hoard, recycle.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>\u00a0***<\/div>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Textul \u0103sta e inspirat dintr-o postare de pe wallul unei prietene scriitoare. Care se \u00eentreba foarte serios ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi unde s\u0103 mai&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/chickenjpg.jpg?fit=1024%2C773&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14871"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14875,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871\/revisions\/14875"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}