{"id":14876,"date":"2018-05-06T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-06T06:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14876"},"modified":"2018-05-06T09:57:18","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T06:57:18","slug":"aceste-clisee-ne-dor-nu-ajung-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/aceste-clisee-ne-dor-nu-ajung-la\/","title":{"rendered":"Aceste cli\u015fee ne dor: &#8220;nu ajung la&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"1o0pp\" data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\">\n<div data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\">Omul urban modern consum\u0103 mai mult bullshit dec\u00e2t E-uri, ceea ce e o performan\u0163\u0103 \u00een sine, de vreme ce tot ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m azi e format din E-uri aromatizate cu alte E-uri, colorate cu \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u015fte E-uri \u015fi decorate pe deasupra cu \u00eenc\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de E-uri.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\">Una dintre cele mai penibile scuze urbane contemporane mi se pare &#8220;nu ajung la X.&#8221; Invi\u0163i pe cineva undeva, \u015fi hodoronc-tronc, se hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte c\u0103 &#8220;nu ajunge&#8221;. \u015ei nu m\u0103 irit\u0103 faptul c\u0103 omul nu vine, m\u0103 irit\u0103 verbul &#8220;a ajunge&#8221; folosit \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u0163ie.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3va4l-0-0\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"1o0pp\" data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\">Ai avea op\u0163iunea s\u0103 spui &#8220;nu m\u0103 duc \/ nu vin \/ am alte priorit\u0103\u0163i \/ am treab\u0103 \/ am de binge-uit The Simpsons toate sezoanele \/ mi-e lene \/ m\u0103 doare un koi (pe\u015ftele, m\u0103 refer. Suntem telepatici, ce-l doare pe koi, m\u0103 doare \u015fi pe mine, \u015fi invers. Momentan, koiul meu prezint\u0103 asperit\u0103\u0163i. Cineva l-a zg\u00e2riat cu din\u0163ii&#8221;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\">Adic\u0103 o tentativ\u0103 pal\u0103 de asumare a faptului c\u0103 ai o lene de te doare. Sau c\u0103 ai priorit\u0103\u0163i mai tentante cu alt\u0103 activitate. Sau c\u0103 realmente \u0163i s-au aglomerat treburile p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap \u015fi nu vezi cale de ie\u015fire.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\">Deci, o tentativ\u0103 pal\u0103 de onestitate.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\">*<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"763h-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"1o0pp\" data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Dar dac\u0103 zici &#8220;nu ajung&#8221;, sun\u0103 a Ana lui Manole. &#8220;Eu chiar vreau s\u0103 vin, s\u0103 moar\u0103, s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 dreag\u0103. Sufletul meu era cu totul acolo. Pe bune, s\u0103 mor io dac\u0103 te mint.<\/span><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Chiar mi-am luat treningul \u0103la bun cu sclipici \u015fi mi-am dat cu Cico prin frez\u0103, \u015fi am pornit spre tine \u00een zbor.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">\u00cemi crescuser\u0103 aripi special pentru tine.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Numai c\u0103, ce s\u0103 vezi, cum f\u00e2lf\u00e2iam eu a\u015fa zglobiu din aripi spre tine, m-am ciocnit de elicopterul lui Putin.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Putin survola \u015fi el Europa de Est, crea harta viitoarelor bombardamente cu care \u00ee\u015fi va restabili controlul teritorial. Da, m\u0103, Putin \u00een persoan\u0103.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">C\u00e2nd m-am ciocnit de el, a luat-o personal, s-a ofuscat un pic, a pus cazacii s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenha\u0163e, ceea ce \u0103\u015ftia au \u015fi f\u0103cut, \u015fi m-au b\u0103gat \u00een elicopter.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">B\u0103i, fr\u0103\u0163iwear, a trebuit s\u0103 duc munc\u0103 de convingere cu Putin c\u0103 eu veneam la tine \u015fi nu eram filoamerican sau doamne fere\u015fte, gay.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Dar ne-am \u00een\u0163eles, dac\u0103 fac zece ani de munc\u0103 silnic\u0103 \u00een Siberia, m\u0103 elibereaz\u0103 s\u0103 revin la tine.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">\u015ei acum, \u00ee\u0163i scriu din Siberia, unde tocmai car un sac greu de ciment, s\u0103-\u0163i povestesc c\u0103 nu ajung.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Sunt o victim\u0103 a conjuncturii.<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\">Dar mai bine c\u0103 nu ajung, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tocmai cl\u0103deai M\u0103n\u0103stirea Arge\u015fului \u015fi m\u0103 zideai \u00een perete?&#8221;<\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div data-offset-key=\"3nrkj-0-0\"><\/div>\n<div>\u00a0***<\/div>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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