{"id":1494,"date":"2009-06-29T15:33:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T12:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1494"},"modified":"2009-06-29T15:33:18","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T12:33:18","slug":"artistul-arcurilor-scartaitoare-ale-patului-nostru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/artistul-arcurilor-scartaitoare-ale-patului-nostru\/","title":{"rendered":"Artistul arcurilor sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2itoare ale patului nostru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etire <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediafax.ro\/life-inedit\/concertul-lui-michael-bolton-a-adunat-4-000-de-spectatori.html?4728;4603891\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Citat care ne-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 ne t\u0103v\u0103lim pe jos:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Spre \u00eenc\u00e2ntarea publicului feminin, artistul supranumit \u015fi &#8220;trubadurul inimilor&#8221; a dialogat cu publicul, a dat m\u00e2na cu admiratoarele \u015fi a primit flori, efuziunea sentimental\u0103 fiind anticipat\u0103 \u015fi prin zecile de concursuri tv din ultima perioad\u0103, care au avut ca scop, printre altele, alegerea celui mai frumos copil conceput pe muzica lui Michael Bolton.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>analiza pe text:<\/p>\n<p>lorena lupu: bah, frate!<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: dap<br \/>\nlorena lupu: cum sa faci concurs tv sa alegi cel mai frumos kopkil conceput pe muzica lui bolton?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: e penibil<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: stiu<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: e lumea plina de simpatici<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si cum demonstrezi ca l-ai conceput chiar pe muzica lui b?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: trimiti o inregistrare cu muzica lui b si gemetele tale orgasmice?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sau trimiti si o caseta cu muzica lui b, stropita cu sperma tatalui?<!--more--><br \/>\ngrigoriu george: pai copilu&#8217; seamana cu bolton<br \/>\nlorena lupu: <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png?w=700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><br \/>\ngrigoriu george: \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nlorena lupu: inseamna ca eu o sa am copii cu joben in cap<br \/>\nlorena lupu: ca eu o sa-i concep pe alice cooper<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: bine ca nu-i faci pe muzica didei dragan<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sau pe a lui marylin manson<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sau pe un duet meat loaf &#8211; marylin manson<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\ngrigoriu george: merge si dolanescu<br \/>\nlorena lupu: dolanescu nu ma excita.<\/p>\n<p>Later edit: Poate v\u0103 inspir\u0103&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/s_CRjq96B5k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etire aici. 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