{"id":14975,"date":"2018-05-20T10:14:12","date_gmt":"2018-05-20T07:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=14975"},"modified":"2018-05-20T10:14:12","modified_gmt":"2018-05-20T07:14:12","slug":"nu-mai-sunati-pe-facebook-oameni-care-nu-va-cunosc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mai-sunati-pe-facebook-oameni-care-nu-va-cunosc\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai suna\u0163i pe Facebook oameni care nu v\u0103 cunosc!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 ai crescut \u00eentr-o familie civilizat\u0103, care \u0163i-a insuflat cei \u015fapte ani de acas\u0103 \u015fi \u015ftii s\u0103 nu deranjezi oameni care nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 timpul lor, ignor\u0103 acest articol, nu e pentru tine. Dar simt c\u0103 cineva trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi ia inima \u00een din\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103-l scrie. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Pentru ca \u00een momentul \u00een care al o mie o sut\u0103lea gigel idiot se treze\u015fte la trei noaptea s\u0103 dea video call doar pentru c\u0103 chatul nou de Facebook te face s\u0103 apari verde, \u00een timp ce tu lucrezi jovial la un articol pl\u0103tit, tu s\u0103 po\u0163i lua acest link, s\u0103 i-l trimi\u0163i, c\u0103 poate \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 \u015fi bovina cu pricina c\u0103 NU E OK S\u0102 STRESEZI OAMENI CARE NU SE VOR STRESA\u0162I.<\/p>\n

Cine poate da call pe Facebook?<\/p>\n

Basically, oricine.<\/p>\n

Sigur, mai nou s-a redus inciden\u0163a deranjului cu urm\u0103toarea \u015fmecherie: dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i minimum un schimb precedent de replici, nu se aude \u0163\u00e2r\u00e2itul, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i apare doar c\u0103 ai ratat apelul lui Gigel Rahat. \u015ei te \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 te intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 ai conversa\u0163ii \u00een messenger cu Gigel Rahat \u0103sta, care te sun\u0103 de dinainte s\u0103 fii interac\u0163ionat vreodat\u0103 cu tine, sau nu.<\/p>\n

Evident c\u0103 nu, Facebook. Dac\u0103 face a\u015fa ur\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i fi dat tu cel mai minuscul motiv, imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i c\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t face c\u00e2nd are acces 24 – 7 la canalul t\u0103u de Messenger.<\/p>\n

Apoi sunt \u0103ia cu “Felicit\u0103ri pentru nu \u015ftiu ce articol \/ carte \/ statusul \u0103la de\u015ftept etc.”<\/p>\n

\u0102stora e o mojicie s\u0103 nu le r\u0103spunzi cu mul\u0163umesc. Totodat\u0103, \u00een secunda \u00een care le r\u0103spunzi, joci la rulet\u0103. Habar n-ai care dintre ei e cretinul care, de cum se vede cu accept, \u00eencepe s\u0103 sune insistent.<\/p>\n

\u015ei unii fac a\u015fa. Sun\u0103 \u00een chat. Tu respingi apelul. Ei insist\u0103 s\u0103 sune \u00een chat, eventual \u00ee\u0163i dau \u015fi ordin: “R\u0103spunde!”. Zici c\u0103 le datorai bani sau ceva, \u015fi au de recuperat de la tine.<\/p>\n

Sigur, acum eu stau extrem de prost cu r\u0103bdarea \u015fi cine nu pricepe din start c\u0103 messengereala privat\u0103 implic\u0103 DISPONIBILITATEA A DOU\u0102 PERSOANE are block mesaje private \u015fi la revedere. M\u0103 mai ia c\u00e2te unu: “Dar nevoile mele?”. At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t eu nu-s m\u0103-ta, nu-s nevast\u0103-ta, nu-s psihologul t\u0103u \u015fi nu-s secretara ta salariat\u0103, nevoile tale NU SUNT problema mea \u015fi nu au de ce s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n

\u015ei chiar \u015fi la psiholog: faci frumos programare, vezi c\u00e2nd are timp \u015fi disponibilitate s\u0103-\u0163i asculte problemele, nu \u00eencepi a\u015fa, brusc, s\u0103-l freci la melodie la ora din noapte \u00een care \u0163i se pune \u0163ie pata s\u0103 deranjezi lume f\u0103r\u0103 alt motiv dec\u00e2t c\u0103 Facebook \u00ee\u0163i ofer\u0103 aceast\u0103 op\u0163iune.<\/p>\n

Ca regul\u0103 de netichet\u0103: NU SUNI oameni cu care nu e\u015fti \u00een genul de amici\u0163ie care s\u0103 implice sunat.<\/p>\n

Poate omul are treburi.<\/p>\n

Poate n-are, dar revede a 7689-a oar\u0103 Velvet Goldmine sau Requiem for a Dream, \u015fi numai de deranjul t\u0103u nesolicitat nu are chef.<\/p>\n

Poate st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, \u00eentr-\u00eensa goal\u0103, \u015fi nu are chef s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 numita imagine cu tine.<\/p>\n

Poate tocmai a comis o crim\u0103 \u015fi are un cadavru de ciop\u00e2r\u0163it, \u015fi e\u015fti total inoportun.<\/p>\n

Poate e beat penis.<\/p>\n

Poate are cu totul alt\u0103 \u00eendeletnicire, \u015fi nu te iube\u015fte grija ce anume, c\u0103 omul respectiv nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 explica\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Indiferent care ar fi cazul: s\u0103 dai video call pe neanun\u0163ate \u015fi pe ne\u00eentrebate e ca \u015fi cum ai pica inoportun \u015fi neanun\u0163at \u00een vizit\u0103 pe capul omului.<\/p>\n

“A, dar la mine la P\u00e2rli\u0163ii de Deal a\u015fa ne \u015fi ducem la vecini, fix c\u00e2nd ni se scoal\u0103.”<\/p>\n

Nasol. Din fericire, la mine \u00een garsonier\u0103, regulile de socializare din P\u00e2rli\u0163ii de Deal se declar\u0103 nule.<\/p>\n

“\u015ei atunci, c\u00e2nd e ok s\u0103 sun pe Facebook lume?”<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu-i cuno\u015fti \u015fi nu ai o interac\u0163iune cu ei care s\u0103 permit\u0103 familiaritatea, NU \u00ceI SUNI \u015eI PUNCT.<\/p>\n

“\u015ei totu\u015fi, \u00eemi place Geta.”<\/p>\n

Dar Getei \u00eei placi tu?<\/p>\n

“Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.”<\/p>\n

Nici pe ea. Presupunerea c\u0103 Geta e obligat\u0103 volens – nolens s\u0103 te plac\u0103 spune despre tine c\u0103 e\u015fti un excrement cu ochi.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eel cuno\u015fti pe om, \u015fi ave\u0163i o prietenie, \u00eentrebi: “Ai cinci minute s\u0103 te sun?”<\/p>\n

Eventual \u00eei \u015fi spui de ce. C\u0103 dac\u0103 e urgent \/ important, poate pune stop la Velvet Goldmine, dar dac\u0103 e eternul “cf”, \u00ee\u0163i face parad\u0103 de mor\u0163i \u015fi r\u0103ni\u0163i \u015fi pe bun\u0103 dreptate.<\/p>\n

Nevoia lui de Velvet Goldmine e mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t nevoia ta de “cf”, except\u00e2nd cazurile \u00een care sunte\u0163i superprieteni sau parteneri de afaceri.<\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 era\u0163i at\u00e2t de superprieteni, la ora asta v-a\u0163i fi uitat la Velvet Goldmine \u00eempreun\u0103. Iar pentru afaceri, exist\u0103 business hours: 10.00 – 18.00<\/p>\n

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