{"id":15012,"date":"2018-05-26T12:56:58","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T09:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15012"},"modified":"2018-05-26T13:05:39","modified_gmt":"2018-05-26T10:05:39","slug":"makeupul-prost-te-imbatraneste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/makeupul-prost-te-imbatraneste\/","title":{"rendered":"Makeupul prost te \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u015fte"},"content":{"rendered":"

Periodic, internetul public\u0103 liste cu “cum \u015fi-a deformat diva X sau Y fa\u0163a cu opera\u0163ii estetice e\u015fuate.” \u00cenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 pasioneze machiajul, luam de bune acele poze \u015fi m\u0103 minunam: cum pot ni\u015fte femei frumoase s\u0103 se bage voluntar sub cu\u0163it \u015fi\u00a0 s\u0103-\u015fi ciop\u00e2r\u0163easc\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce am \u00eenceput s\u0103 experimentez cu diverse produse \u015fi efectul lor asupra fe\u0163ei umane, pot spune doar at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

Nu, prieteni. Multe dintre acele poze sunt, pur \u015fi simplu, bad makeup days.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd angajezi un makeup artist, acesta vine cu produsele lui, care nu neap\u0103rat se potrivesc cu pielea ta, \u015fi rezultatul poate fi cr\u00e2ncen, \u00een pofida experien\u0163ei, bun\u0103voin\u0163ei \u015fi calit\u0103\u0163ii produselor respective.<\/p>\n

1. Un concealer nepotrivit poate da iluzia de fillere injectate \u00een exces \u00een zona ochilor.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eram la un eveniment. M\u0103 sim\u0163eam \u00een largul meu. R\u00e2deam, glumeam, beam. Apoi, privirea mi-a c\u0103zut pe o oglind\u0103 mare.<\/p>\n

Ar\u0103tam ca dracu’.<\/p>\n

Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mplase?<\/p>\n

\u00cencercasem \u00een ziua aceea un concealer nou, de marc\u0103. La prima aplicare, \u00eemi acoperise perfect cearc\u0103nele, se \u00eentinsese ca untul, ai fi zis c\u0103 e\u015fti dup\u0103 zece ore de somn, dar nu somn din \u0103la de via\u0163a real\u0103, dup\u0103 care te treze\u015fti buh\u0103it, ci somnul din poveste, care te odihne\u015fte \u015fi te lumineaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Foarte frumos, \u00eemi terminasem restul machiajului \u015fi m\u0103 dusesem la eveniment.<\/p>\n

Acum, boieri dumneavoastr\u0103, unele produse nu se potrivesc neam cu obr\u0103jorii din dotare, \u015fi nu e nici vina produselui, nici vina ta, ci e incompatibilitatea zodiilor. Iar zona ochilor este printre cele mai sensibile de pe corpul uman. Noroc c\u0103 pe celelalte sensibile nu le machiem.<\/p>\n

Bun. Concealerul \u0103sta \u00eemi umflase por\u0163iunea de sub ochi, de zici c\u0103 \u00eemi injectase cineva un ocean de acid hialuronic, \u015fi ar\u0103tam mai artificial\u0103 dec\u00e2t robotul Sophia.<\/p>\n

“Ohmigod”.<\/p>\n

Concealerul este cel mai dificil de nimerit produs din trusa de machiaj a unei fete. Unele au un “talent” s\u0103 usuce zona \u015fi s\u0103 se instaleze \u00een cute pe care nu \u015ftiai c\u0103 le ai. Altele, dimpotriv\u0103, declan\u015feaz\u0103 ceva alergic \u00een tine \u015fi te umfl\u0103 de zici c\u0103 ai fost la doctor s\u0103-\u0163i pui fa\u0163\u0103 nou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei partea tragic\u0103 e c\u0103 pre\u0163ul nu spune nimic despre cum se va purta produsul. Exist\u0103 concealere trecute de 100 de lei care \u00ee\u0163i f*t complet direc\u0163ia \u015fi concealere la 8 lei care \u00ee\u015fi fac treaba exemplar (caz real; a scos Lidl vara trecut\u0103 un concealer baton la fix opt lei, comandat dracu’ \u015ftie unde \u00een China, care acoperea \u015fi masca cearc\u0103ne ca un boss, f\u0103r\u0103 efecte secundare nedorite. Partea trist\u0103 e c\u0103 edi\u0163ia de anul \u0103sta nu mai e la fel de bun\u0103.)<\/p>\n

2. Un fond de ten nepotrivit va ar\u0103ta ca un lifting e\u015fuat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vrei un fond de ten care s\u0103 nu luceasc\u0103, s\u0103 stea unde l-ai pus, s\u0103 acopere acneea, porii larg c\u0103sca\u0163i, ridurile de expresie \u015fi alte nebunii.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nimere\u015fti unul care acoper\u0103. Dar acoperind, r\u0103m\u00e2ne cumva la suprafa\u0163a pielii, ca masca funerar\u0103 a lui Tutankamon, cu \u00eemb\u0103ls\u0103marea de rigoare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei senza\u0163ia de artificial nu e doar vizibil\u0103 de exterior, ci se \u015fi simte ca atare. Dai s\u0103 mi\u015fti fa\u0163a, ca omul, \u015fi consta\u0163i c\u0103 te-a zidit me\u015fterul Manole \u00een peretele Monastirii Arge\u015fului.<\/p>\n

Nu m-a\u015f fi g\u00e2ndit niciodat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum c\u0103 mitul \u0103la se poate referi \u015fi la makeup p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een seara tragic\u0103 \u00een care un fond de ten full coverage mi-a transformat mimica \u00een munc\u0103 la min\u0103 \u015fi, apoi, mi-a \u015fi produs acnee c\u00e2t pentru o clas\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de liceeni.<\/p>\n

3. Pudra cu flashback o s\u0103 arate ca \u015fi cum cineva \u015fi-a b\u0103tut joc de fa\u0163a ta\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

O inova\u0163ie fenomenal\u0103 a fost pudra translucid\u0103. Fixa, matifia \u015fi omogeniza machiajul de zici c\u0103 te n\u0103scuse\u015fi f\u0103urit\u0103 direct din por\u0163elan \u015fi vise erotice.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la prima fotografie.<\/p>\n

Datorit\u0103 ingredientelor, unele pudre translucide au flashback, adic\u0103 reflect\u0103 lumina. \u015ei brusc, ar\u0103\u0163i ca \u015fi cum voiai s\u0103-l imi\u0163i pe r\u0103posatul Heath Ledger \u00een rolul care i-a adus Oscarul post-mortem: the Joker. Pare o opera\u0163ie estetic\u0103 ratat\u0103 din r\u0103d\u0103cini.<\/p>\n

4. Conturul nazal exagerat arat\u0103 ca \u015fi cum te-ai fi dus s\u0103-\u0163i implantezi un cu\u0163it \u00een loc de nas\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mai nou, exist\u0103 acest trend: s\u0103-\u0163i aplici pudr\u0103 brun\u0103 de contur \u00een lateralele nasului \u015fi pudr\u0103 alb\u0103 pe mijloc, pentru senza\u0163ia de sub\u0163iere. Eu am nasul mare, \u015ftiu c\u0103 am nasul mare \u015fi \u00eemi place s\u0103 mi-l asum ca atare, dar ni\u015fte oameni au complexe legate de nasurile lor.<\/p>\n

OK, fiecare cu a m\u0103-sii.<\/p>\n

Partea tragic\u0103 e c\u00e2nd se exagereaz\u0103 \u015fi ob\u0163ii o lam\u0103 de nas, numai bun\u0103 s\u0103 tai tortul miresei cu ea. Toat\u0103 lumea, face\u0163i cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 cu sora mai mic\u0103 a lui Edward Scissorhands; Mary Daggernose.<\/p>\n

5. Rujul mat pe buze deshidratate e tragedie incipient\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Da, mi se usuc\u0103 buzele. \u015ei da, am vreo opt m\u0103rci diferite de strugurel, balsam de buze, balsam fructat de buze, exfoliant de buze, gel de buze \u015fi gloss cu propriet\u0103\u0163i hidratante.<\/p>\n

Dar nu vrei s\u0103 por\u0163i doar gloss \u015fi cercei toat\u0103 via\u0163a. Vrei s\u0103 ai uneori o alur\u0103 de femeie matur\u0103. \u015ei nimic nu spune maturitate ca rujul mat.<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd buzele se revolt\u0103 \u015fi cap\u0103t\u0103 o textur\u0103 absolut insuportabil\u0103, arat\u0103 ca \u015fi cum te-ai fi dus s\u0103-\u0163i injectezi filler, iar \u0103la ar fi \u00eencurcat borcanele \u015fi \u0163i-a b\u0103gat zeama de la mur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n

Not cute, copii. Not cute.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei partea cea mai trist\u0103 e c\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 principiul “prietena mea Mirela jur\u0103 c\u0103 e bun, deci mi-e bun \u015fi mie”. Fiecare piele cu tendin\u0163ele ei. De aceea trebuie s\u0103 \u00eencerci 7599743 de produse \u015fi s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i la cele care merg.<\/p>\n

Also, Lidl, adu \u00eenapoi concealerul stick de anul trecut, dar s\u0103 fie EXACT CA anul trecut. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.<\/p>\n

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