{"id":15121,"date":"2018-06-14T10:20:56","date_gmt":"2018-06-14T07:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15121"},"modified":"2018-06-14T11:49:48","modified_gmt":"2018-06-14T08:49:48","slug":"pesedistul-in-negare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pesedistul-in-negare\/","title":{"rendered":"Pesedistul \u00een negare"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cel vedem all over social media. C\u00e2nd \u00eei spunem c\u0103 este pesedist, se \u00eenfoaie ca \u015fi cum i-am fi adresat o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 de mam\u0103. “Eu sunt echidistant.” Remarci, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een mod magic, tot ce predic\u0103 e din registrul “dume oficiale de st\u00e2nga”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei anume.<\/p>\n

A) “O, vai, c\u00e2t\u0103 ur\u0103 visceral\u0103!”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

E aproape \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103tor modul \u00een care pesedistul \u00een denial refuz\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 leg\u0103tura \u00eentre “ura ta visceral\u0103” \u015fi toate proiectele de legi, legile, ordonan\u0163ele, dezincriminarea abuzului \u00een serviciu, medicamentele fundamentale scoase de pe list\u0103, pensiile speciale, hiperspeciale \u015fi ultraspeciale pentru ei \u015fi ai lor, \u015fi multe altele, pe care b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia le-au produs de c\u00e2nd s-au \u00eensc\u0103unat la putere.<\/p>\n

\u00cen viziunea pesedelului \u00een negare, ura ta “visceral\u0103” s-a c\u0103\u015funat brusc, hodoronc-tronc, f\u0103r\u0103 motiv \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 aplica\u0163ie. Trecea Dragnea prin pia\u0163\u0103, flutur\u00e2nd din musta\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd l-ai v\u0103zut tu, \u015fi, din senin, \u0163i s-a sculat un hate boner. A\u015fa, pour la bonne bouche.<\/p>\n

Ironic, c\u00e2nd realmente \u00eencepe s\u0103 latre f\u0103r\u0103 motiv la tine un \u0163\u00e2fnos oarecare de pe net, care are zero motive reale s\u0103 te urasc\u0103, \u015fi nici nu-i datorai ceva, c\u00e2t timp nu l-ai invitat s\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103zneasc\u0103 s\u0103 cread\u0103 iar el nu-\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fte impozit, tot pesedelul \u00een negare d\u0103 din umeri a: “sigur ai scris tu ceva \u015fi poart\u0103 fuste mai lungi”.<\/p>\n

B) “\u00cei dispre\u0163ui\u0163i pe oamenii simpli!”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Despre asta am scris un articol \u00eentreg<\/a>,<\/strong> luni, c\u00e2nd to\u0163i neoreali\u015ftii sociali\u015fti borau pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103 basme cu \u0163\u0103ranul simplu, dar cinstit, care a venit cu inim\u0103 curat\u0103 la Bucure\u015fti (chit c\u0103 a l\u0103sat un munte de gunoi) \u015fi n-a reu\u015fit s\u0103 explice reporterilor de ce venise, b\u00e2iguind un timid: “S\u0103 se schimbe lucruri.”<\/p>\n

\u015ei oh, vai, c\u00e2t de arogan\u0163i suntem noi c\u0103 d\u0103m ochii peste cap la nevoia unui guvern care deja se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 bugetul e insuficient \u015fi recent a mai contractat un \u00eemprumut extern de nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2te miliarde, pe care, hint, nu-i pl\u0103te\u015fte mama lor, ci noi – cum ziceam, nevoia unui guvern de a da de la buget ni\u015fte sute de mii de euro strict ca s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 \u015fi el are fani.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fond, idola mea doamna Firea a explicat foarte clar scopul \u015fi durata vizitei: “\u015ei noi putem sta \u00een pia\u0163\u0103”.<\/p>\n

Da, era o informa\u0163ie pe care n-o b\u0103nuiam. Din banii cheltui\u0163i pentru a ar\u0103ta c\u0103, real, \u015fi ei pot sta \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 (uau!), puteau renova un spital. Sau repara un drum jude\u0163ean, din alea la cap\u0103tul c\u0103rora \u00ee\u0163i cau\u0163i plombele prin borta c*rului. Pe scurt, ceva util, asem\u0103n\u0103tor cu promisiunile electorale, care ar mai fi atenuat “ura visceral\u0103” de la punctul anterior.<\/p>\n

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C) “Voi sunte\u0163i de vin\u0103 c\u0103 e haos!”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Clar, noi. Altminteri, ei \u00ee\u015fi aplicau de zor programul electoral, tocmai f\u0103cuser\u0103 o autostrad\u0103 nou\u0103, s\u0103 atrag\u0103 am\u0103r\u00e2tul \u0103la de investitor \u015fi s\u0103-l conving\u0103 c\u0103 po\u0163i face business \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schimbi cauciucurile ca pe tampoane. Iar noi \u0163op\u0103iam de cretini pe asfaltul proasp\u0103t turnat, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 urme de talp\u0103, lol.<\/p>\n

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D) C\u00e2nd \u00eencepi s\u0103 le pui \u00eentreb\u0103ri, \u00eencep s\u0103-\u0163i dea non-r\u0103spunsuri.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cel mai bun exemplu \u00een acest sens e acest interviu fabulos<\/strong><\/a> prin umorul lui involuntar \u015fi absurdul situa\u0163ional, publicat de PressOne. Zici c\u0103 a \u00eenviat Caragiale din mor\u0163i, a scris o nou\u0103 schi\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s-a culcat la loc. E literatur\u0103 pur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dincolo de asta, exact acelea\u015fi tentative de eschiv\u0103, ocolire a subiectului, deturnare a aten\u0163iei, deviere pe ar\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi bullshit de umplutur\u0103 vei g\u0103si \u00een orice conversa\u0163ie cu un pesedel \u00een negare. Chiar dac\u0103 ace\u015ftia sunt intelectuali pe care nu-i po\u0163i b\u0103nui de prostie; strict de interes \u015fi par\u015fivenie.<\/p>\n

\u00cencep s\u0103-\u0163i vorbeasc\u0103 \u00een formule lipsite de orice sens, s\u0103 bage aluzii pe care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 le explice, apoi o \u00eenchid apoteotic cu “Las\u0103, vorbim mai multe la un ceai”.<\/p>\n

Sorry, era un status public cel \u00een care emanai vr\u0103jeala. Explica\u0163iile trebuie s\u0103 fie tot publice. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 pierd timp \u00een ceaiuri dec\u00e2t cu oameni cu care ALEG EU s\u0103 beau ceai, \u015fi ultimul lucru pentru care a\u015f pierde timp personal este o justificare pentru ce rahat publici tu pe Facebook.<\/p>\n

Iar \u00eentrebarea mea simpl\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103 este: dac\u0103 tot g\u00e2nde\u015fti ca un pesedist, te por\u0163i ca un pesedist \u015fi vorbe\u015fti ca un pesedist, de ce s\u0103 nu-\u0163i faci coming outul ca pesedist?<\/p>\n

Aaa, pentru c\u0103 de fapt singurii cump\u0103r\u0103tori de carte suntem noi, fraierii cu haosul, \u015fi ri\u015fti s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 public cu care s\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103 schimbi o vorb\u0103 mai lung\u0103 de dou\u0103 silabe?<\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, poate se leag\u0103 de o sinecur\u0103 confortabil\u0103 pe undeva.<\/p>\n

\u00a0***<\/div>\n

\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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