{"id":15126,"date":"2018-06-15T09:08:52","date_gmt":"2018-06-15T06:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15126"},"modified":"2018-06-15T12:52:10","modified_gmt":"2018-06-15T09:52:10","slug":"charlie-hebdo-si-fiarele-vechi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/charlie-hebdo-si-fiarele-vechi\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlie Hebdo \u015fi fiarele vechi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pentru cine a tr\u0103it ieri sub o st\u00e2nc\u0103, ieri, Charlie Hebdo a dedicat o caricatur\u0103 victoriei de la Roland Garros a Simonei Halep, \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd-o \u00een timp ce-\u015fi vindea cupa la fiare vechi. Primul feedback colc\u0103ind de furie l-am observat exact c\u00e2nd pe sub geamul meu treceau ni\u015fte minoritari etnici \u015fi strigau de zor “fiare vechi”.<\/p>\n

Sigur, gluma e de prost gust. \u015ei e incorect\u0103 tehnic, pentru c\u0103 Simona nu e de etnie rom\u00e2n\u0103, ci arom\u00e2n\u0103; pentru c\u0103, \u015fi \u00een \u0163ara noastr\u0103, fiarele vechi sunt colectate de o alt\u0103 etnie, pe care nu o numim, c\u0103 n-am chef de un lung t\u0103r\u0103boi internautic, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 ridiculizeaz\u0103 valoarea unui nume de aur al sportului intern \u015fi interna\u0163ional.<\/p>\n

Acum, c\u0103 am lini\u015ftit dacul liber legat de faptul c\u0103 am \u00een\u0163eles punctul lui de vedere, \u015fi i l-am \u015fi relatat, frumos, cu cli\u015fee de almanah, cum \u00eei place lui, hai s\u0103 vorbim de t\u00e2mpenia care m-a scos grav din s\u0103rite. Dar \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungem acolo, s\u0103 facem o mic\u0103 l\u0103murire.<\/p>\n

Tehnic, mare parte din umor se bazeaz\u0103 pe stereotipuri. \u00cen realitate, nu toate blondele sunt proaste. Dar r\u00e2zi de bancurile cu blonde proaste. \u00cen realitate, nu toate moldovencele sunt curve. Dimpotriv\u0103, multe cresc \u00eentr-un mediu mult mai accentuat religios dec\u00e2t noi, restul \u0163\u0103rii. Dar r\u00e2zi de bancurile cu moldovence curve. \u00cen realitate, nu to\u0163i oltenii sunt ghiolbani. Dar r\u00e2zi de bancurile cu olteni care tocmai descoper\u0103 electricitatea. \u00cen realitate, nu to\u0163i ardelenii g\u00e2ndim \u00een reluare. \u0102\u0103\u0103, de fapt, ba daaa. (Glum\u0103, no, tulai, nu te criza.)<\/p>\n

Practic, poanta cu Simona e din categoria americani fraieri, germani agresivi, ru\u015fi be\u0163ivi \u015fi sco\u0163ieni zg\u00e2rci\u0163i, \u015fi se bazeaz\u0103 pe ce v\u0103d str\u0103inii prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd le ies rom\u00e2ni \u00een cale. “Fiare vechiii! Boierule, pupa-\u0163-a\u015f, n-ai zece dolari, s\u0103-\u0163i tr\u0103iasc\u0103 copiii, c\u0103 n-am m\u00e2ncat nimic azi.”<\/p>\n

\u0102ia nu-s chiar ro…<\/p>\n

\u015ei crezi c\u0103 un str\u0103in st\u0103 s\u0103 analizeze diferen\u0163a? Fuck, no. Vorbesc rom\u00e2ne\u015fte? Vin din Rom\u00e2nia? OK, sunt rom\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n

Ce \u00eencerc s\u0103 spun e c\u0103, fie c\u0103 ne convine, fie nu, probabil c\u0103 europeanul obi\u015fnuit a v\u0103zut mai mul\u0163i rom\u00e2ni cer\u015find dec\u00e2t rom\u00e2ni lucr\u00e2nd la computer, ca mine \u015fi ca voi, de vreme ce noi fiin\u0163\u0103m la noi \u00een birouri, nu batem str\u0103zile cu computerul de g\u00e2t strig\u00e2nd: “Raport de activitate pe luna \u00een curs! Raport de activitate pe luna \u00een curs!”<\/p>\n

Poate, p\u00e2n\u0103 ne educ\u0103m \u015fi eradic\u0103m cer\u015fetoria, ar fi cazul s\u0103 ne asum\u0103m c\u0103 vom mai auzi glume de tipul \u0103sta \u015fi s\u0103 dezvolt\u0103m ni\u015fte autoironie, nu s\u0103 #notallromanians. \u015etiu \u015fi ei c\u0103 #notallromanians, sta\u0163i voi calmi. Era O GLUM\u0102. Proast\u0103. Dar o simpl\u0103 glum\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cenchis paranteza, \u015fi s\u0103 trecem acum la cele dou\u0103 reac\u0163ii absolut oligofrene care m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi dau ochii peste cap p\u00e2n\u0103 am f\u0103cut c\u00e2rcel la mu\u015fchii oculari.<\/p>\n

A) Hai s\u0103 boicot\u0103m produsele fran\u0163uze\u015fti\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tataia care emisese enormitatea asta \u00ee\u015fi petrecuse primii 40 de ani formativi \u00een comunism. Unde economia era centralizat\u0103. Dac\u0103 Sc\u00e2nteia scria c\u0103 cet\u0103\u0163eanul Ilie Gulie e element negativ, asta era p\u0103rerea oficial\u0103 \u015fi a partidului, \u015fi a Fabricii de Sticl\u0103 Azuga, \u015fi a Fabricii de \u0162ig\u0103ri Carpa\u0163i, \u015fi a recep\u0163ionerei de la pensiunea “Perla Mun\u0163ilor” din Bicaz.<\/p>\n

Tataia nu concepe c\u0103, s\u0103 zicem, fabricantul de cosmetice Vichy sau un produc\u0103tor de vinuri din Bordeaux au fix zero leg\u0103tur\u0103 sub soare cu glumele lui Charlie Hebdo, ba, posibil, Charlie Hebdo i-a ofensat minimum o dat\u0103 \u015fi pe ei cu ceva. C\u0103 sunt businessuri diferite, cu linii de conduit\u0103 diferite, \u015fi fiecare are propriul regulament de ordine interioar\u0103, prin urmare, s\u0103-l pedepse\u015fti pe produc\u0103torul din Bordeaux c\u0103 tu ai fost lezat \u00een sensibilu-\u0163i anus de Charlie Hebdo e total ineficient \u015fi e ca \u015fi cum l-ai bate pe Ion din Medgidia pentru c\u0103 Gheorghe din Balote\u015fti \u0163i-a furat mobilul.<\/p>\n

Produsele unei \u0163\u0103ri se boicoteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 PRE\u015eEDINTELE \u0162\u0102RII, PRIMUL MINISTRU SAU ALT OFICIAL FACE O GAF\u0102 \u00ceNTR-O VIZIT\u0102 EXTERN\u0102, sau \u00ee\u015fi retrage ambasada f\u0103r\u0103 un motiv bine \u00eentemeiat, sau dac\u0103 o \u0163ar\u0103 atac\u0103 o \u0163ar\u0103 vecin\u0103 \u015fi tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Nu pentru c\u0103 un privat, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 pe deasupra unul renumit pentru “insult comedy”-ul pe care-l practic\u0103, a f\u0103cut o glum\u0103 mai idioat\u0103.<\/p>\n

B) Acum regreta\u0163i Je suis Charlie?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Je suis Charlie a urmat, dac\u0103 ne aducem aminte, dup\u0103 un atac terorist. C\u00e2nd jum\u0103tate din redac\u0163ie a fost secerat\u0103 cu gloan\u0163e de doi Allahu Akbari dup\u0103 o glum\u0103 despre Mahomed.<\/p>\n

A\u015f pune Je suis Charlie dup\u0103 acel atac terorist chiar dac\u0103 a\u015f \u015fti c\u0103 \u00een zece ani vor pune copert\u0103 cu mama f\u0103c\u00e2nd un gang bang cu negri \u015fi cu mine ap\u0103r\u00e2ndu-i discret pe anus: A\u0163i terminat, pot \u015fi eu s\u0103 ies? \u015fi caption: Adev\u0103ratul motiv pentru care glumele Lorenei sunt de c***t.”<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 e vorba de un principiu democratic.<\/p>\n

\u015ei anume: cuvintele, oric\u00e2t de jignitoare ar fi, sunt p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 simple cuvinte. Mai ales \u00een Charlie Hebdo, care e asumat publica\u0163ie satiric\u0103 ireveren\u0163ioas\u0103, \u015fi unde nimeni nu pretinde c\u0103 prezint\u0103 fapte cu valoare de adev\u0103r.<\/p>\n

\u015ei \u00eentre o lume unde umorul pic\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u00een exagerare, \u015fi mai bocesc mimozele \u015fi dacii liberi, pe de o parte, \u015fi o lume \u00een care umorul e pedepsit cu gloan\u0163e, bice \u015fi carice, pe de alta, eu o s\u0103 aleg \u00eentotdeauna prima versiune. Mi se pare mai pu\u0163in grav s\u0103 ajungi periodic ciuca mi\u015ftoului, dec\u00e2t carne de tun.<\/p>\n

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