Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 am avut treburi multe.<\/p>\n
Da, bine, o s\u0103 spun\u0103 comentatorul 1, ai mai avut tu \u015fi alt\u0103dat\u0103 treburi multe, dar n-ai lipsit de la apel at\u00e2ta timp.<\/p>\n
P\u0103i, am avut treburi multe \u015fi complicate.<\/p>\n
A\u015fa, \u015fi?<\/p>\n
\u015ei am avut nevoie de o pauz\u0103. S\u0103 \u00eemi re\u00eencarc bateriile. S\u0103 nu simt nevoia de a-mi str\u0103jui spa\u0163iul virtual – chestie care consum\u0103 timp, nervi \u015fi energie. \u015ei r\u0103bdare, nu-i a\u015fa, pentru c\u0103 unii comentatori devin al naibii de “nosy”.<\/p>\n
Fi-\u0163i-ar romgleza…<\/p>\n
OK, dar pe rom\u00e2ne\u015fte e lung: b\u0103g\u0103tori de nas acolo unde nu le fierbe oala.<\/p>\n
Aaaa, \u015fi iat\u0103 prilejul de a m\u0103 revolta \u00eempotriva unei inven\u0163ii imbecile, numit\u0103 Buddy Spy. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103: un progr\u0103mel pe care \u0163i-l instalezi \u015fi vezi care din oflaini e de fapt invizibil. Un lucru aberant \u015fi penibil.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 omul st\u0103 pe invizibil, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 are treab\u0103, nu are timp, chef sau motiva\u0163ie s\u0103 stea de vorb\u0103. \u015ei atunci, de ce s\u0103-l agresezi tu, m\u0103i gigele, cu buzzuri \u015fi remarci penibile gen “\u015etiuuu c\u0103 e\u015fti acooolooo!” Poate c\u0103 pe el nu \u00eel intereseaz\u0103 ce \u015ftii tu \u015fi ce nu \u015ftii. Poate el are migrene, poate st\u0103 cu compresa de mu\u015fe\u0163el pe frunte, poate munce\u015fte \u015fi interven\u0163ia ta penibil\u0103 \u00eei stric\u0103 vreo \u00eentors\u0103tur\u0103 de fraz\u0103, poate se uit\u0103 la film, poate…<\/p>\n
De ce trebuie inventate unelte de agresare a intimit\u0103\u0163ii omului, ca buddy spy?<\/p>\n
A\u015fa mi-am dezinstalat skype-ul. mi se p\u0103rea ridicol ca o persoan\u0103 cu care discutam pe skype s\u0103 \u00eemi asculte muzica – \u015fi ce e mai na\u015fpa, s\u0103 \u00eemi dea indica\u0163ii pre\u0163ioase ce s\u0103 ascult. Ce s\u0103 ascult eu, \u00een camera mea, la calculatorul meu!! (\u015ei nu e vorba de mine, e vorba c\u0103 eu nu mi-a\u015f permite \u00een via\u0163a mea s\u0103 dau nim\u0103nui indica\u0163ii gen: Ascult\u0103 aia sau aia.) Nemaivorbind de ciot\u0103\u0163enii care \u00eencepeau prin: d\u0103-mi voie s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pun eu muzica X. Am \u015fi eu muzica X, ok? \u015ei dac\u0103 aveam chef de ea, o ascultam \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mi-o pui tu!<\/p>\n
Voi ce spune\u0163i? Vi se par \u00een regul\u0103 astfel de apuc\u0103turi? Sau v\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 ca \u015fi pe mine tendin\u0163a c\u00e2te unora de a se b\u0103ga cu sila \u00een seam\u0103?<\/p>\n
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