{"id":15238,"date":"2018-07-06T09:54:38","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T06:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15238"},"modified":"2018-07-06T09:58:28","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T06:58:28","slug":"haideti-la-spectacolul-nostru-de-lansare-pe-26-iulie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/haideti-la-spectacolul-nostru-de-lansare-pe-26-iulie\/","title":{"rendered":"Haide\u0163i la spectacolul nostru de lansare, pe 26 iulie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cUnde nu e moral, acolo e corup\u0163ie, \u015fi o so\u0163ietate f\u0103r\u0103 prin\u0163ipuri, va s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103 are ZZ Bottom\u201d &#8211; I. L. Caragiale. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 n-ai auzit niciodat\u0103 de ZZ Bottom, nu te speria foarte tare: abia ne-am \u00eenfiin\u0163at. Suntem copiii nelegitimi ai lui CollegeHumor cu 9Gag \u015fi ne place s\u0103 facem haz de lucrurile care \u00eei fac pe vecinii t\u0103i s\u0103 se enerveze. Tocmai de aceea am ales s\u0103 ne branduim &#8220;cea mai important\u0103 fanfar\u0103 de divor\u0163uri a Rom\u00e2niei&#8221;: pentru c\u0103 nu po\u0163i supravie\u0163ui dezastrului dec\u00e2t dac\u0103-l iei \u00een der\u00e2dere. <\/p>\n<p>Temele noastre iau la forfecat societatea pe lung \u015fi pe lat, iar rezumatul se afl\u0103 chiar \u00een titlul spectacolului. \u201cNCSF.\u201d<br \/>\nIni\u0163ial, am fi vrut s\u0103 ne cheme ZZ Top, dar nick-ul era already in use. \u015ei oricum, la ce limbaj buruienos avem, nu e ca \u015fi cum o s\u0103 ajungem vreodat\u0103 \u00een topuri. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 cu stilul nostru, vezi primul nostru video. A circulat cam mult pe Facebook s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nile astea, dar ce-i drept, \u015fi contextul politic a contribuit din plin la asta, mai mult dec\u00e2t palidul meu talent vocal. PLM, oricum nu veni\u0163i la mine s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u00e2nt sublim. Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i c\u00e2ntat sublim, merge\u0163i la Tudor Chiril\u0103. Eu pot cel mult s\u0103 v\u0103 fac s\u0103 v\u0103 h\u0103h\u0103i\u0163i. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5MH6PtCgMNU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Te invit\u0103m la concertul nostru de debut, la El Grande Comandante (Calea C\u0103l\u0103ra\u015filor, nr. 55), pe 26 iulie, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu ora 20.00. Timp de o or\u0103 \u015fi jum\u0103tate, \u00ee\u0163i vom face urechile s\u0103 s\u00e2ngereze cu umorul nostru t\u0103ios precum Codul Penal. Rezerv\u0103ri la num\u0103rul de telefon: 0728.556.043. Pre\u0163 bilet: 30 de lei.   <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 supravie\u0163uie\u015fti, te invit\u0103m la recidiv\u0103, la Paque Bistro (Bulevardul Pache Protopopescu, Nr. 60), pe 9 august, s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u0163i cu noi ce ai re\u0163inut din primul spectacol. Rezerv\u0103ri: 0722.33.06.07 \/ 031.421.79.31. Pre\u0163 bilet: a\u015fijderea. <\/p>\n<p>Povestea acestor personaje este urm\u0103toarea: Zoltan (eu) este cel mai sarcastic \u015fi nepopular hipster de la el din bloc. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu-l suport\u0103, alege s\u0103 fac\u0103 o trup\u0103 de punk cu singurul lui sus\u0163in\u0103tor: mama lui, Zaraza (Vichi Stephanovici). Zaraza e o mam\u0103 singur\u0103, care s-a chinuit din greu s\u0103-l creasc\u0103 pe fiul ei, \u015fi \u0163ine s\u0103-i aminteasc\u0103 asta cu fiecare ocazie. Este o familie monoparental\u0103, dezorganizat\u0103, anticepefist\u0103 \u015fi complet pe miri\u015fti, mai ales c\u0103 Zoltan aduce dup\u0103 el bagaj: pancarta cu &#8220;Mue Mie&#8221; \u015fi peruca blond\u0103 a celui mai important primar din Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/854828464713428\/\">Event pe Facebook<\/a><\/strong>, aici. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cUnde nu e moral, acolo e corup\u0163ie, \u015fi o so\u0163ietate f\u0103r\u0103 prin\u0163ipuri, va s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103 are ZZ Bottom\u201d &#8211; I. L. Caragiale. 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