{"id":15295,"date":"2018-07-16T09:03:25","date_gmt":"2018-07-16T06:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15295"},"modified":"2018-07-16T09:03:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-16T06:03:25","slug":"ncsf-confesiunea-familiei-monoparentale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ncsf-confesiunea-familiei-monoparentale\/","title":{"rendered":"NCSF (confesiunea familiei monoparentale)"},"content":{"rendered":"

V-am povestit despre “forma\u0163ia coral-simfonic\u0103 pentru oameni iubitori de frumos” ZZ Bottom – noua mea trup\u0103 – c\u0103 principala noastr\u0103 preocupare sunt pamfletele de orice tip: politice, sociale, erotice, umane, cam toate lucrurile de care r\u00e2d.<\/p>\n

Dar exist\u0103 \u015fi o tem\u0103 pe care o vom trata serios, \u015fi aceasta va fi chiar \u00een title track: N.C.S.F. Aceast\u0103 tem\u0103 se va referi la umilin\u0163ele pe care le-a \u00eendurat \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 le \u00eendur\u0103 familia monoparental\u0103, sus\u0163inut\u0103 de un singur p\u0103rinte care munce\u015fte zi \u015fi noapte, s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige p\u00e2inea copilului \u015fi apoi s\u0103 i-o prepare, s\u0103-i fac\u0103 temele, s\u0103-l \u0163in\u0103 curat \u015fi hr\u0103nit, \u015fi la final, mai \u00eendur\u0103 \u015fi marginalizare \u015fi critici de la diver\u015fi neaveni\u0163i.<\/p>\n

At\u00e2t Vichi Stephanovici, c\u00e2t \u015fi eu suntem copii de mame singure, care au muncit c\u00e2t pentru doi p\u0103rin\u0163i, au dispus numai de resursele proprii, \u015fi au renun\u0163at la orice form\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 privat\u0103, \u00een timp ce societatea le judeca tot pe ele.<\/p>\n

Ai zice c\u0103 societatea a evoluat de atunci.<\/p>\n

Dar recentul scandal \u00eendurat de Andressa<\/a><\/strong> pe blog \u00een momentul \u00een care a \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 ofteze c\u00e2t e de greu s\u0103 cre\u015fti un copil singur\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de sprijin din partea tat\u0103lui, ne dovede\u015fte c\u0103 nu, societatea n-a evoluat nic\u0103ieri. \u00cenc\u0103 judec\u0103m mama cople\u015fit\u0103 de eforturi, care se descarc\u0103 pe blog, \u015fi suntem mai mult dec\u00e2t ok cu tipul care nu simte c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 contribuie cu nimic.
\nApoi vin boii de la Coali\u0163ia pentru Familie s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 c\u0103 familia monoparental\u0103 “dezorganizat\u0103”, nu e tocmai o familie, ci ceva inferior, greu de explicat ce anume, dar \u00een orice caz, ceva de dispre\u0163uit.<\/p>\n

Ei, bine, “N. C. S. F.” va fi singurul duet al acestui material, va fi un text al dracu’ de serios \u015fi va vorbi despre aceast\u0103 problem\u0103.<\/p>\n

V-am relatat c\u0103 personajele sunt \u00een travesti, o mam\u0103 singur\u0103 \u015fi fiul ei milenial, motiv pentru care podoaba mea capilar\u0103 a disp\u0103rut ca prin farmec:<\/p>\n

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New project, new haircut. #hair #short #undercuts #easystyling<\/a><\/p>\n

O postare distribuit\u0103 de Lorena Lupu<\/a> (@lorena.lup) pe

\u015ei textul “N. C. S. F.”, singurul la care nu ve\u0163i r\u00e2de, va fi precum urmeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n

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N. C. S. F.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mama:<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd erai copila\u015f, te duceam \u00eentr-un parc, s\u0103 te joci cu al\u0163i copii\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fiul<\/p>\n

Eram singuri mereu, numai tu \u015fi eu, ne tratau ca pe stafii.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mama<\/p>\n

Vedeam cupluri r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, m\u0103 trezeam suspin\u00e2nd, te uitai la mine mirat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fiul:<\/p>\n

Al\u0163i copii aveau ta\u0163i, noi eram ca ciuma\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 al meu a plecat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Refren mama:<\/p>\n

Nu ai ce s\u0103 faci, trebuie s\u0103 taci, c\u0103 e\u015fti condamnat\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n

Este vina ta, c\u0103-i familia dezorganizat\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti facturi, s\u0103 faci pr\u0103jituri, s\u0103 supor\u0163i mustr\u0103ri,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen timp ce el umbl\u0103 haihui pe \u015fapte c\u0103r\u0103ri\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Refren fiul:<\/p>\n

Aveam patru ani, mereu auzeam c\u0103 e\u015fti o \u0163icnit\u0103,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 nici un b\u0103rbat nu te-a suportat de afurisit\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd veneam b\u0103tut, cu paltonul rupt \u015fi cu trei cucuie<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eu de fapt m\u0103-nfuriam \u015fi s\u0103ream s\u0103 le dau la bot.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bridge mama:<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd munce\u015fti pentru doi nu ai timp nici s\u0103 mori sau s\u0103-\u0163i cumperi un simplu rimel\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bridge fiul:<\/p>\n

Dar ei vin grosolan s\u0103 te judece-n van c\u0103 nu e\u015fti familie model.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Refren<\/p>\n

Bridge final duet:<\/p>\n

Tu te zba\u0163i ne\u00eencetat \u015fi \u00een plus e\u015fti blamat c\u0103 nu e\u015fti familie model.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

(C\u0103 nu e\u015fti familie model).\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Spectacolul “N. C. S. F.” are premiera pe 26 iulie, la El Grande Comandante, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu ora 20.00. Eventul e aici<\/strong><\/a>. Nu uita\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i rezerv\u0103ri la 0728.556.043, ca s\u0103 \u015ftim c\u0103 putem miza pe prezen\u0163a voastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

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