Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 p\u0103rul lung e o greutate real\u0103 sau pur \u015fi simplu una psihologic\u0103, ceea ce \u015ftiu e c\u0103 apas\u0103 ca un credit la banc\u0103. \u015ei tinzi s\u0103 reac\u0163ionezi \u00eencord\u00e2nd fruntea, ceea ce te face s\u0103 te ridezi de zici c\u0103 e\u015fti bunica lui \u015etefan cel Mare.<\/p>\n
Zero nevoi de mimic\u0103 excesiv\u0103 cu p\u0103rul scurt. Pur \u015fi simplu, senza\u0163ia pl\u0103cut\u0103 c\u0103 pielea capului t\u0103u respir\u0103. \u015ei asta e important pentru c\u0103<\/p>\n
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B) Cu p\u0103r lung, \u00eencasezi canicula din plin.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Orice fat\u0103 cu p\u0103rul lung \u015ftie c\u00e2t de chinuitor e s\u0103 te apese valuri de p\u0103r c\u00e2nd te bate un soare incandescent de iulie \u00een cap. Al dracu’ p\u0103r, nu-\u0163i \u0163ine de cald iarna, c\u00e2nd ar fi chiar recomandat \u015fi bine primit. \u00cen schimb, vara, zici c\u0103 ai o \u015fub\u0103 \u00een cap. sau minimum o c\u0103ciul\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 de blan\u0103. Transpiri doi litri de ap\u0103 pe zi, prin pielea capului \u015fi aceea a g\u00e2tului, \u015fi nu exist\u0103 cantitate de \u015fampon care s\u0103-\u0163i dea senza\u0163ia de curat \u015fi uscat, deoarece canicula e tot acolo \u015fi \u00eentr-un sfert de or\u0103, ai transpirat la loc.<\/p>\n Cu p\u0103r scurt, tot ce ai de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 te retragi mai la umbr\u0103, s\u0103 nu te bat\u0103 soarele direct \u00een cap c\u0103 a f\u0103cut-o deja natura, \u015fi e\u015fti ok.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n C) \u00cenceteaz\u0103 ca prin farmec n\u0103p\u00e2rlirea\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Femeilor cu p\u0103rul lung le cade p\u0103rul. Dar nu a\u015faa, c\u00e2teva fire. Le cade de zici c\u0103 au de f\u0103cut Sophie’s Choice \u00een fiecare zi. \u015ei se dau cu tratamente scumpe, m\u0103\u015fti care hr\u0103nesc r\u0103d\u0103cina capilar\u0103, iau suplimente farmaceutice orale care promit regenerarea p\u0103rului r\u0103t\u0103cit (a\u015ftept cu emo\u0163ii supozitorul) \u015fi, o dat\u0103 la lun\u0103, desfund\u0103 cu Mr. Muscolo chiuvetele din cas\u0103, pentru c\u0103 sunt astupate de p\u0103r. Da, \u015fi cea din buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Nu, nu am o explica\u0163ie. Probabil c\u0103 sunt somnambul\u0103 \u015fi nop\u0163ile fac headbang \u00een somn \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd p\u0103rul e scurt, c\u0103derea dispare \u00een mare parte. Cred c\u0103 \u00een definitiv e chestiune de gravita\u0163ie.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n D) Stylingul de diminea\u0163\u0103 dureaz\u0103 exact 5 minute.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00cenainte, m\u0103 piept\u0103nam, m\u0103 periam, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163am s\u0103 folosesc un ondulator, o plac\u0103. S\u0103 fim doamne, ce poola noastr\u0103?<\/p>\n Acum, stylingul meu de diminea\u0163\u0103 e precum urmeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n Pas 1: se trec degetele prin p\u0103r de c\u00e2teva ori, a \u00eeng\u00e2ndurare<\/p>\n 2: se ia ni\u015fte gel de p\u0103r \u015fi se mai trec de c\u00e2teva ori<\/p>\n 3. se p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte incinta zglobiu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n E) A\u015fijderea sp\u0103latul \u015fi uscarea\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Cu un bob de \u015fampon ai rezolvat tot \u015fomoiogul, de zici c\u0103 faci reclam\u0103 la Fairy. Apoi, \u00eel hidratezi cu tot at\u00e2ta balsam \u015fi, \u00een dou\u0103zeci de minute, se usuc\u0103 singur \u015fi autonom ca jude\u0163ele Harghita \u015fi Covasna.<\/p>\n F) Compensatoriu, te treze\u015fti c\u0103-\u0163i ies instant perii spr\u00e2ncenelor\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00cen dou\u0103 zile, au crescut ca F\u0103t Frumos \u00eentr-o lun\u0103. Se nume\u015fte nevoie de compensa\u0163ie \u015fi iat\u0103, nu se manifest\u0103 doar sub form\u0103 de jeep \u00een caz de penis mic, ci \u015fi sub form\u0103 de “dac\u0103 te tunzi \u00eentr-un loc, restul floacelor din alte p\u0103r\u0163i vor dori s\u0103 creeze un echilibru \u015fi vor scoate capul la lumin\u0103.”<\/p>\n G) Nu-\u0163i mai g\u0103se\u015fti propriul p\u0103r \u00een, m\u0103 rog\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u0102sta e un detaliu ultra jenant \u015fi plm. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103. Dar hai s\u0103 abord\u0103m problema.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd ai p\u0103rul foarte lung \u015fi cade tare, ni\u015fte fire rebele se nimeresc mereu s-o ia pe sub haine, a\u015fa c\u0103. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103. Hmmm. Seara la du\u015f \u00ee\u0163i extragi invariabil un fir sau dou\u0103 din. Hmmm. Din fund. Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 au \u015fi alte fete problema asta, dar eu sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 aveam \u00een fund unul – dou\u0103 fire \u015fi era extrem de iritant.<\/p>\n Acum, fundul meu e extrem de recunosc\u0103tor c\u0103 n-are parte de vizite neanun\u0163ate. Mul\u0163umiri din ad\u00e2ncul, \u0103\u0103\u0103, sufletului.<\/p>\n Da, \u015ftiu, putea\u0163i tr\u0103i f\u0103r\u0103 aceast\u0103 informa\u0163ie. Dar to\u0163i \u015ftim c\u0103 mereu ni\u015fte fire lungi se duc \u00een fund \u015fi nimeni nu discut\u0103 problema. Cineva trebuie s-o fac\u0103.<\/p>\n H) Lumea \u00eencepe s\u0103 te trateze nasol pe strad\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u00e2nd ai p\u0103rul lung, except\u00e2ndu-i pe ocazionalul “Ce bunh\u0103\u0103\u0103 e\u015fti, f\u0103\u0103\u0103, te f**i?”, oamenii sunt relativ politico\u015fi \u015fi maniera\u0163i, cam cum trebuie s\u0103 fie cu o doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd intri \u00een supermarket \u015fi ai un bob asimetric de pu\u015ftan, tanti de la cas\u0103 deja \u00ee\u0163i vorbe\u015fte de sus, tinde s\u0103 te repead\u0103, func\u0163ionarele de pe la ghi\u015feuri te ignor\u0103 cu 40% mai mult \u015fi, dac\u0103 stai undeva la o coad\u0103, lumea va c\u0103uta s\u0103 te fenteze \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i se bage abuziv \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Este comportamentul standard al rom\u00e2nilor fa\u0163\u0103 de oamenii foarte tineri. <\/p>\n Foto: Getty <\/p>\n
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