{"id":15338,"date":"2018-07-29T10:33:13","date_gmt":"2018-07-29T07:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15338"},"modified":"2018-07-29T12:21:48","modified_gmt":"2018-07-29T09:21:48","slug":"pe-cetin-il-foote-grija-din-nou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pe-cetin-il-foote-grija-din-nou\/","title":{"rendered":"Pe Cetin \u00eel foote grija din nou"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anumite bloguri sunt \u00een declin vizibil. Fie c\u0103 bloag\u0103rul a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit ur\u00e2t \u015fi acru, fie c\u0103 Facebook nu mai trimite trafic dac\u0103 nu pl\u0103te\u015fti, cert e c\u0103 blogul merge \u00een pr\u0103pastie. \u015ei pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce cade \u00een gol, apar subiectele disperate, jenante \u015fi trase de p\u0103r. <\/p>\n

Azi, bloag\u0103rul Cetin nu \u00eencape de ni\u015fte femei de 40 de ani<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Ce-i f\u0103ceau numitele femei de 40 de ani lui Cetin, o s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i voi. \u00cel h\u0103r\u0163uiau aiurea, cum m\u0103 pis\u0103logea pe mine cu mesaje private noaptea trecut\u0103 un loser, \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 satur \u015fi s\u0103-i dau block? C\u0103utau s\u0103-l \u015fcoleasc\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi cum s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 ne\u00eentrebate, cum m\u0103 freac\u0103 pe mine la icre al\u0163i x loseri, din cauza c\u0103rora lista mea de block e mai lung\u0103 dec\u00e2t drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Predeal \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103? <\/p>\n

Nu, prietenii mei. <\/p>\n

Numitele femei de patruzeci de ani \u00ee\u015fi vedeau lini\u015ftite de treaba lor. \u00ce\u015fi permiseser\u0103 \u00een schimb s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la pet shop, s\u0103 cumpere m\u00e2ncare de pisici \u015fi s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 verighet\u0103, concomitent. Omaga, v\u0103 da\u0163i seama oroarea \u015fi nesim\u0163irea? Cum s\u0103-\u0163i permi\u0163i s\u0103 cumperi, pe propriii t\u0103i bani, m\u00e2ncare de pisici, \u015fi s\u0103 nu ai verighet\u0103? <\/p>\n

Omaga, cum s\u0103-\u0163i permi\u0163i, \u00eentr-o lume a gunoaielor umane torturate de grij\u0103, precum Cetin, s\u0103 preferi o via\u0163\u0103 calm\u0103, lini\u015ftit\u0103, singuratic\u0103, al\u0103turi de un animal bl\u00e2nd \u015fi juc\u0103u\u015f, \u00een loc s\u0103-\u0163i dore\u015fti foarte tare s\u0103 aduni \u015fosete \u015fi cutii de bere dup\u0103 Gigel, care dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni va considera c\u0103 e datoria ta s\u0103 faci asta \u015fi nu-\u0163i va zice nici m\u0103car merci? <\/p>\n

Eu personal o s\u0103 ajung \u00een c\u00e2\u0163iva ani femeia pe care o descrie dobitocul \u0103sta la el \u00een articol, \u015fi chiar ard de curiozitate s\u0103-mi explice cineva de ce se presupune c\u0103 e o problem\u0103 s\u0103 locuie\u015fti singur cu un pet, dac\u0103 a\u015fa te sim\u0163i tu fericit. Sau s\u0103 folosesc femininul, c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii singuri nu sunt subiectul unor astfel de denigr\u0103ri. Care e problema \u00een a prefera locuitul singur? De ce mor\u0163ii t\u0103i te apas\u0103 grija dac\u0103 Eva, DIN BANII EI, prefer\u0103 s\u0103 stea singur\u0103. De ce mor\u0163ii t\u0103i \u0163i se pare c\u0103 e cazul s-o vorbe\u015fti de r\u0103u pe Eva pentru c\u0103 prefer\u0103 s\u0103 stea singur\u0103. \u015ei de ce ai impresia c\u0103 istoricul amoros al Evei care prefer\u0103 s\u0103 stea singur\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fie treaba ta, chiar \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care niciuna dintre cele trei femei nu te-a oprit s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe: \u015ei totu\u015fi, ce crezi despre trecutul meu amoros? <\/p>\n

Evident, specula\u0163iile sunt penibile, cam pe m\u0103sura creiera\u015fului ocupat doar de v\u00e2nt de toamn\u0103 \u015fi t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163e vag ponosite al lui Cetin: <\/p>\n

Dar nu m\u0103 pot ab\u021bine s\u0103 nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum, probabil cu doar 10 ani \u00een urm\u0103, toate 3 erau Ah, e prea pitic, ah, e prea gras, nu c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 suficient, \u00eel \u0219tie Ioana de la accounting \u0219i eu nu vreau s\u0103 fiu \u0219ogori\u021b\u0103 cu Ioana \u0219i tot a\u0219a.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A\u015fa, \u015fi?<\/p>\n

Da, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 Ionic\u0103, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 \u015fi punct. Nu exist\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 mai trist\u0103 \u015fi mai penibil\u0103 dec\u00e2t singur\u0103tatea \u00een doi. Varianta \u00een care, la patruzeci de ani, tr\u0103ie\u015fti singur \u015fi lini\u015ftit, e preferabil\u0103 de o mie de ori aceleia \u00een care tr\u0103ie\u015fti cu o persoan\u0103 c\u0103reia ai ajuns s\u0103-i ur\u0103\u015fti din r\u0103runchi tusea specific\u0103, fiecare cli\u015feu pe care-l spune \u015fi faptul c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-i faci ciorb\u0103 \u00een ziua respectiv\u0103. <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa arat\u0103 rutina \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie, Cetin, b\u0103iatule. Ur\u00e2t\u0103, stresant\u0103 \u015fi toxic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n r\u0103runchi. \u00cen timp ce locuitul de unul singur, dup\u0103 cum descoper\u0103 oricine \u00eel \u00eencearc\u0103, e o form\u0103 de libertate. <\/p>\n

Apoi, e foarte trist c\u0103 un mo\u015f ca Cetin a ajuns la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 at\u00e2t de \u00eenaintat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 izbuteasc\u0103 s\u0103 disting\u0103 CAUZA REAL\u0102 a unui refuz de PRETEXT. <\/p>\n

Cauza real\u0103: acest tip nu are nimic interesant de oferit \u015fi nu m\u0103 v\u0103d petrec\u00e2ndu-mi restul vie\u0163ii al\u0103turi de el.
\nPretext: e prea scund, e prea gras, are nasul mare etc. <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd un tip e, la nivel profund uman, ceea ce-\u0163i trebuie, am\u0103nuntele de genul \u0103sta CHIAR NU conteaz\u0103. C\u00e2nd le citezi, e semn c\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103-l \u00eendep\u0103rtezi pe om f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dai la temelie. Pentru c\u0103 “nu v\u0103d nimic demn de admira\u0163ie sau respect \u00een tine” sun\u0103 prea brutal. <\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, remarc\u0103m c\u0103 unicul spectru de specula\u0163ii sunt refuzurile f\u0103r\u0103 baz\u0103 real\u0103. De\u015fi, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, singura baz\u0103 real\u0103 de care e nevoie e: “nu m\u0103 interesezi”. \u015ei punct. <\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 tipele alea de 40 \u015fi ceva \u015fi-au dedicat tinere\u0163ea \u015fi energia vreunui dorel, s\u0103-l ridice, s\u0103-l sus\u0163in\u0103, \u015fi el pe la 38 le-a p\u0103r\u0103sit pentru ni\u015fte feti\u015fcane de 20?
\nDar dac\u0103 tipele alea de 40 \u015fi ceva au iubit cu pasiune pe unul, \u015fi \u0103la a ales s\u0103 nu le pun\u0103 verigheta, pentru c\u0103 oricum, d\u0103duser\u0103 deja totul \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103?
\nDar dac\u0103 tipele alea de 40 \u015fi ceva erau lesbiene, sau poate asexuale? <\/p>\n

Indiferent de scenariu: DE CE MOR\u0162II T\u0102I E PROBLEMA TA C\u0102 UN OM DE PE STRAD\u0102, PE CARE NU-L CUNO\u015eTI, CARE NU-\u0162I DATOREAZ\u0102 NIMIC, NU ARE VERIGHET\u0102?
\nDe ce \u0163i se pare c\u0103 are vreo responsabilitate fa\u0163\u0103 de tine s\u0103 aib\u0103 verighet\u0103? <\/p>\n

Eu, una, nu voi avea verighet\u0103 niciodat\u0103. Nici acum, nici la 40, nici la 60, nici la 100. Voi prefera \u00eentotdeauna locuitul de unul singur, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi d\u0103 un nivel mai mare de libertate \u00een a-mi organiza treburile. \u015ei voi avea \u00eentotdeauna pisic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 e un animal minunat. <\/p>\n

Iar dac\u0103 unor pro\u015fti oarecare de pe drum nu le va conveni asta; ei bine: e problema lor personal\u0103 \u015fi sunt ruga\u0163i s\u0103 nu lase grija s\u0103-i foot\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 alifie, c\u0103 fac fisur\u0103 anal\u0103.<\/p>\n

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