{"id":15346,"date":"2018-08-04T08:28:58","date_gmt":"2018-08-04T05:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15346"},"modified":"2018-08-04T08:38:45","modified_gmt":"2018-08-04T05:38:45","slug":"cliseul-idiot-al-zilei-strada-e-doar-a-femeilor-frumoase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cliseul-idiot-al-zilei-strada-e-doar-a-femeilor-frumoase\/","title":{"rendered":"Cli\u015feul idiot al zilei: Strada e doar a femeilor frumoase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, privirea mea d\u0103 peste c\u00e2te un status care \u00eencepe a\u015fa: Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 ie\u015fi pe strad\u0103, dac\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dup\u0103 acel dac\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 o insult\u0103 la adresa aspectului fizic al unei femei. Dac\u0103 e gras\u0103, dac\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103, dac\u0103 e b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, dac\u0103 poart\u0103 fust\u0103 scurt\u0103 \u015fi are picioare groase, dac\u0103 are o v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u015fi poart\u0103 m\u00e2neci scurte, dac\u0103 are un rid, dac\u0103 are un co\u015f, dac\u0103 are un furuncul, dac\u0103 are un g\u00e2nd de sine st\u0103t\u0103tor \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n<p>De fiecare dat\u0103, mi se scoal\u0103 exact aceea\u015fi \u00eentrebare: a) de c\u00e2nd i-a cump\u0103rat m\u0103-sa cocalarului cu pricina strad\u0103 proprie, unde s\u0103 fac\u0103 el regulile. C\u0103 \u00een fond \u015fi la urma urmei, ca s\u0103 pretinzi c\u0103 decizi tu cine \u015fi cum iese pe strad\u0103, se presupune cel pu\u0163in c\u0103 ac\u0163iunea are loc pe strada ta. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UYHUdzwyy8k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Dar de obicei ac\u0163iunea nu are loc pe strada cuiva anume, ci pe o strad\u0103 public\u0103, \u00eentre\u0163inut\u0103 de autorit\u0103\u0163ile locale din impozite pe care le pl\u0103tesc \u00een procent egal \u015fi ur\u00e2tele, \u015fi grasele, \u015fi alea cu fust\u0103 scurt\u0103, \u015fi alea cu furuncul, \u015fi alea cu g\u00e2nduri de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare, \u015fi, dac\u0103 are vreun job, \u015fi cocalarul emitent de verdicte nesolicitate. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pe strada pe care o \u00eentre\u0163in autorit\u0103\u0163ile locale din ce mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne pe fundul bugetului dup\u0103 ce au sifonat bo\u015fii c\u00e2t au putut, au drept egal de acces \u015fi Gogu, \u015fi ur\u00e2tele, \u015fi grasele, \u015fi alea cu fust\u0103 scurt\u0103, \u015fi alea cu furuncul, \u015fi alea cu g\u00e2nduri de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare. Pentru c\u0103 fiecare \u00een parte a marcat 16%, sau \u00een ultimul an, 10% din prada t\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei drept la l\u0103sare \u00een pace, pe strad\u0103, \u015fi umblat \u00eentru rezolvarea treburilor proprii au, conform logicii de mai sus, \u015fi Gogu, \u015fi ur\u00e2tele, \u015fi grasele etc. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Strada nu e haremul t\u0103u personal. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen haremul t\u0103u personal, angajezi \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fti cele mai tari coorve de pe nimfomane.ro. \u015ei acolo tu setezi regulile de acces: Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 intri \u00een haremul meu personal dac\u0103 e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, gras\u0103 etc.??? Acolo, logica func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 impecabil.<br \/>\n\u00cen m\u0103sura \u00een care ur\u00e2tele, grasele etc. ar fi cumva interesate de partikipare.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu-s: m\u0103car v\u0103 vede\u0163i fiecare &#8211; ideal &#8211; de treburile voastre. Dar \u00eentr-un mod bizar, un prost de genul \u0103sta poart\u0103 pic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi unei ur\u00e2te sau grase care NU vrea s\u0103 se culce cu el. Singura mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 dec\u00e2t ur\u00e2ta obi\u015fnuit\u0103 e ur\u00e2ta care nu dore\u015fte s\u0103 se culce cu tine. Chit c\u0103 nici tu cu ea, dar e irelevant. Drama e c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi permite EA s\u0103 nu fie interesat\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Strada nu e catwalkul casei tale de mod\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 te cheam\u0103 Dolce \u015fi Gabbana, angajezi \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fti cele mai tari fotomodele s\u0103 fac\u0103 parada s\u00e2nilor zglobii, picioarelor lungi \u015fi z\u00e2mbetelor anorexice la tine pe podium. \u015ei acolo tu setezi regulile de participare: Cum pooo\u0163i s\u0103 ajungi pe minunatul meu catwalk dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, gras\u0103 etc.???? Acolo, indignarea func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 impecabil.<br \/>\nBanii t\u0103i, crea\u0163iile tale &#8211; drept deplin de a selecta cine, ce \u015fi cum.<br \/>\n\u015ei aici: \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care grasele, ur\u00e2tele etc. ar fi cumva interesate s\u0103 defileze.<br \/>\nC\u0103 majoritatea au oglind\u0103 acas\u0103, \u015ftiu exact cum arat\u0103 \u015fi nu-s interesate de joburi look-related. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Strada nu e Pornhub <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een intimitatea propriului domiciliu, unde pl\u0103te\u015fti chirie, \u00eentre\u0163inere, lumin\u0103, internet \u015fi abonament la telefon, seara intri frumos pe PornHub, care vine gratis cu abonamentul de Internet, sau cu ceva sum\u0103 lunar\u0103, dac\u0103 e\u015fti Premium. Selectezi categoria. Blonde. Brunete. Teen. Milf. Cougar. Le alegi s\u0103 fie \u00eentruparea perfect\u0103 a fanteziei tale. Dar pentru asta, o actri\u0163\u0103 de filme porno a primit undeva un salariu, f\u0103r\u0103 de care O DUREA FIX \u00ceN BASC\u0102 s\u0103 fie \u00eentruparea perfect\u0103 a fanteziei tale.<br \/>\nNici nu te obose\u015fti s\u0103 te vaie\u0163i \u00een privin\u0163a categoriilor care nu te coafeaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103 te duci direct la ce-\u0163i place &#8211; sau cel pu\u0163in eu a\u015fa fac &#8211; \u015fi treci la treab\u0103.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 \u0163i-ai putea tr\u0103i toat\u0103 via\u0163a ca pe o experien\u0163\u0103 de Pornhub, \u015fi anume s\u0103 la\u015fi \u00een pace oamenii care nu-s interesan\u0163i pentru tine \u015fi s\u0103 treci direct la ceea ce te-ar putea incita \u015fi excita, ai fi o persoan\u0103 cu 90% mai pu\u0163in iritant\u0103 \u015fi detestabil\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 revenim la subiect: strada nu e totuna cu b\u0103t\u0103tura m\u0103-tii. Nu e spa\u0163iul t\u0103u personal \u015fi nu ai act de proprietate, nici drept de a dicta cine s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe ea \u015fi cum. Strada e un spa\u0163iu liber, \u015fi toat\u0103 lumea poate ie\u015fi exact cum \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte, \u00een limitele decen\u0163ei.<\/p>\n<p>Persoanele care trec la un anumit moment pe strad\u0103 au ZERO OBLIGA\u0162IE \u015fi ZERO MOTIVA\u0162IE s\u0103 dea doi bani pe criteriile tale estetice. Acele persoane sunt eroine principale \u00een povestea lor, a\u015fa cum e\u015fti tu \u00een a ta. \u015ei nu e nicio secund\u0103 problema lor cum \u0163i-ai popula tu strada imaginar\u0103 a viselor tale. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, \u00eencearc\u0103 ni\u015fte introspec\u0163ie: \u00een ce m\u0103sur\u0103 modul \u00een care ie\u015fi TU pe strad\u0103 corespunde viselor altuia sau alteia? <\/p>\n<div>***<\/div>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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