{"id":15350,"date":"2018-08-01T11:17:06","date_gmt":"2018-08-01T08:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15350"},"modified":"2018-08-01T14:27:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T11:27:08","slug":"politia-isi-recunoaste-oficial-inutilitatea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/politia-isi-recunoaste-oficial-inutilitatea\/","title":{"rendered":"Poli\u0163ia \u00ee\u015fi recunoa\u015fte oficial inutilitatea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zilele trecute, a fost o \u00eentreag\u0103 dram\u0103 cu un rom\u00e2n care venise de afar\u0103 cu o ma\u015fin\u0103 \u00eenmatriculat\u0103 “M**EPSD” (nu, please, Facebook, nu-mi bifa articolul la profanit\u0103\u0163i, a\u015fa era pl\u0103cu\u0163a) \u015fi care, de\u015fi avea legal acest ‘num\u0103r de \u00eenmatriculare’, pl\u0103tise tariful aferent, ba chiar i se permisese acccesul \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 la vam\u0103, fusese amendat, i se confiscase permisul de \u015fofer \u015fi pl\u0103cu\u0163a bucluca\u015f\u0103, complet abuziv.<\/p>\n

Da, e un abuz.<\/p>\n

Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 comitetul de cucoane care cotcod\u0103ce\u015fte: oh, vai, c\u00e2t de nepoliticos sun\u0103 mpsd. Modul \u00een care PSD coafeaz\u0103 legisla\u0163ia Rom\u00e2niei \u015fi desfiin\u0163eaz\u0103 clase \u00eentregi de infrac\u0163iuni, s\u0103 fac\u0103 sc\u0103pate c\u00e2teva persoane, \u015fi mai ia \u015fi salarii \u015fi pensii exorbitante pentru asta, e cel pu\u0163in la fel de obscen. Palatul lui Dragnea de la Alexandria, cl\u0103dit pas\u0103mite dintr-un simplu salariu de func\u0163ionar public, reprezint\u0103 o m**e la adresa na\u0163iunii, dar una ceva mai obscen\u0103 dec\u00e2t o banal\u0103 pl\u0103cu\u0163\u0103, care e cam ca \u00een binecunoscutul banc: “Maic\u0103, nu mai exist\u0103 seriozitate \u00een zilele noastr\u0103. Afar\u0103 pe gard scria “p*la”, dar \u00een\u0103untru era depozit de lemne”.<\/p>\n

Deci, cine n-are o problem\u0103 cu abuzurile propriu-zise, dar prefer\u0103 termenul tehnic “fela\u0163ie”, de vreme ce “m**e” \u00eei ciufule\u015fte penele din zona rectal\u0103, e rugat politicos s\u0103 se care \u00een penisul meu de pe acest site. Aici s-a practicat argoul \u00eenc\u0103 de dinainte ca argoul s\u0103 fie mainstream.<\/p>\n

Bun. Deci Brigada Rutier\u0103 a comis un abuz, pentru care va putea fi tras\u0103 la r\u0103spundere la CEDO \u015fi \u00een 475436789 de alte instan\u0163e, iar prejudiciul \u00eel va pl\u0103ti tot poporul rom\u00e2n, din bani de taxe care ar fi mers folosi\u0163i la ceva util.
\nGen Catedrala M\u00e2ntuirii Neamului.
\n(Glum\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.)<\/p>\n

\u015ei dup\u0103 ce institu\u0163ia a comis abuzul, hop, iese la interval Ovidiu Munteanu, purt\u0103torul de cuv\u00e2nt. \u015ei d\u0103 un r\u0103spuns de o rar\u0103 maturitate. Zici c\u0103 e masculul b\u0103t\u0103u\u015f de cartier, care-\u015fi bate nevasta \u015fi-i spune c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu-i convine, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la m\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n

“Pentru to\u021bi care jigni\u021bi \u0219i ur\u00e2\u021bi Politia Rom\u00e2n\u0103, va rog ca data viitoare c\u00e2nd ave\u021bi probleme sa apela\u021bi la oricine altcineva nu la poli\u021bie! C\u00e2nd v\u0103 fur\u0103 bunurile, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 agreseaz\u0103 pe strada, c\u00e2nd cineva va \u00een\u0219ela, la accidentele rutiere c\u00e2nd voi sau al\u021bii ave\u021bi nevoie de ajutorul poli\u021bi\u0219tilor, va rog sa apela\u021bi la vecini, la popi, la rude, dar nu la poli\u021bie!”<\/p>\n

Mica problem\u0103 tehnic\u0103 \u00een acest fir al argumenta\u0163iei este precum urmeaz\u0103: noi nu ne pl\u0103tim vecinii, rudele \u015fi popii (eu chiar n-am cotizat vreun ban la biseric\u0103 de c\u00e2nd am sc\u0103pat de a opta \u015fi implicit de ora de religie care, evident, implica mersul cu sila la biseric\u0103, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal. Logic, acolo nu era cu prezen\u0163\u0103, dar era cu f*tere-n gur\u0103 dac\u0103 nu te vedea popa chinuindu-te s\u0103 tragi t\u0103m\u00e2ie pe nas \u015fi pref\u0103c\u00e2ndu-te evlavios.)<\/p>\n

Cum ziceam: noi nu ne pl\u0103tim vecinii, rudele, po\u015fta\u015ful, electricianul \u015fi femeia de serviciu s\u0103 ne apere \u015fi s\u0103 ne p\u0103zeasc\u0103. Nu e treaba lor. Nu iau salariu pentru asta, nu fac parte dintr-o structur\u0103 organizat\u0103 SPECIFIC \u00ceN ACEST SCOP.<\/p>\n

Dar dumneata da.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 revenim la exemplul b\u0103t\u0103u\u015fului care-\u015fi cafte\u015fte so\u0163ia. Prin “Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine, du-te la m\u0103-ta”, individul \u00ee\u015fi recunoa\u015fte de fapt vina. Da, e un abuz acolo, \u015fi e treaba victimei s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 cu asta, sau nu, pentru c\u0103 abuzul va continua. Pleci sau accep\u0163i c\u0103 vei lua b\u0103taie m\u00e2ine, poim\u00e2ine \u015fi-n vecii vecilor, amin.<\/p>\n

Idem \u015fi cu declara\u0163ia purt\u0103torului de cuv\u00e2nt al Brig\u0103zii Rutiere. “Nu v\u0103 convine? Apela\u0163i la vecini \u015fi rude.”<\/p>\n

Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, printre r\u00e2nduri, exist\u0103 admisiunea abuzului \u015fi sugestia c\u0103 acesta se va repeta.<\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 legea familiei \u00eenc\u0103 nu este suficient de pus\u0103 la punct s\u0103-i asigure M\u0103rioarei un tratament decent, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 s-au f\u0103cut eforturi \u00een acest sens, M\u0103rioara \u00eenc\u0103 nu-\u015fi cunoa\u015fte drepturile, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de cet\u0103\u0163eni vs. institu\u0163ii, treaba e un pic diferit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Lun\u0103 de lun\u0103, iei ni\u015fte bani. Cu care poporul rom\u00e2n te remunereaz\u0103 pentru serviciile pe care se presupune c\u0103 le prestezi. Iar aceste servicii, OBLIGA\u0162II PROFESIONALE \u00een cazul matale, NU favoruri pe care ni le faci, includ siguran\u0163a \u015fi protec\u0163ia stipulate \u00een contract.<\/p>\n

Sentimentele noastre nu sunt treaba ta. Dar dac\u0103 te pl\u0103tim s\u0103 ne aperi, \u00ee\u0163i faci treaba, sau \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 nu e\u015fti \u00een stare, \u00ee\u0163i dai frumos demisia \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i cau\u0163i alte oportunit\u0103\u0163i profesionale. E at\u00e2t de simplu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei specific, dumneata, ca purt\u0103tor de cuv\u00e2nt al unei institu\u0163ii, tocmai \u0163i-ai demonstrat incompeten\u0163a cras\u0103. Dac\u0103 din declara\u0163ia ta rezult\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ceNTREAGA poli\u0163ie rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi ia fi\u015fa postului ca pe o toan\u0103, asta decredibilizeaz\u0103 institu\u0163ia cu pricina chiar mai grav dec\u00e2t abuzul cu pl\u0103cu\u0163a.<\/p>\n

Sper s\u0103 urmeze c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd \u015ftirea unei concedieri.<\/p>\n

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