{"id":15416,"date":"2018-08-17T11:16:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-17T08:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15416"},"modified":"2018-08-17T11:16:56","modified_gmt":"2018-08-17T08:16:56","slug":"dialogul-prostului-cu-facebook-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dialogul-prostului-cu-facebook-support\/","title":{"rendered":"Dialogul prostului cu Facebook support"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prostul: Drag\u0103 Facebook support, sunt cam… \u0103\u0103\u0103, cum s-o pun. Altfel dec\u00e2t al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: E ok, drag\u0103 user, toat\u0103 lumea e, sau cel pu\u0163in se crede altfel dec\u00e2t al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Prostul: P\u0103i da, dar \u00een cazul meu e obiectiv.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Cum a\u015fa?<\/p>\n

Prostul: Mi se pare c\u0103 sunt cel mai frumos \u015fi mai de\u015ftept de la mine din ora\u015f.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Ahaaaa.<\/p>\n

Prostul: De fapt nu mi se pare, chiar sunt. Pot s\u0103 respir \u00een succesiune, inspira\u0163ie – expira\u0163ie, f\u0103r\u0103 instruc\u0163iuni scrise.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Bravo.<\/p>\n

Prostul: \u015ei am p\u0103reri ferme, pe care le bazez pe faptul c\u0103 urlu foarte tare.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Corect, ai dreptate, e\u015fti special.<\/p>\n

Prostul: \u015ei pot s\u0103 merg \u015fi s\u0103 vorbesc \u00een acela\u015fi timp, de\u015fi uneori m\u0103 mai \u00eempiedic, dar nimeni nu e perfect.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Okok, am \u00een\u0163eles. Uau. \u015ei ce putem face pentru tine?<\/p>\n

Prostul: Mai v\u0103d periodic o tip\u0103 ar\u0103toas\u0103, \u015fi vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103. Dar s\u0103-mi fac din prima, dintr-un simplu gest, coming outul de frumos \u015fi de\u015ftept.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Revenim \u00een trei zile cu o solu\u0163ie tehnic\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Peste trei zile.<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Drag\u0103 user, am luat \u00een considerare cazul \u015fi nevoile tale. Pentru c\u0103 experien\u0163a ta e important\u0103, am dezvoltat o func\u0163ie special pentru tine. S\u0103 te autocaracterizezi dintr-un simplu gest. Are un nume scurt \u015fi simplu, s\u0103-l re\u0163ii \u015fi tu.<\/p>\n

Prostul: Cum \u00eei zice?<\/p>\n

Facebook support: Poke.<\/p>\n

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\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Urm\u0103torul spectacol “NCSF” al trupei mele de parodii ZZ Bottom e pe 25 august, la Bispen Restaurant, Calea 13 Septembrie 108 – 112 (dincolo de Marriott, pe acela\u015fi trotuar), iar \u00een pre\u0163ul biletului intr\u0103 \u015fi un free drink de la S\u00e2mbure\u015fti.
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