{"id":15426,"date":"2018-08-20T09:27:31","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T06:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15426"},"modified":"2018-08-20T09:27:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T06:27:31","slug":"complimentele-subtile-de-dupa-termenul-curva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/complimentele-subtile-de-dupa-termenul-curva\/","title":{"rendered":"Complimentele subtile de dup\u0103 termenul &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, te treze\u015fti hodoronc &#8211; tronc cu aceast\u0103 etichet\u0103 peste ochi. Uneori de la femei, alteori de la b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Reac\u0163ia de la 20 de ani e s\u0103 te dezvinov\u0103\u0163e\u015fti: Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 afirmi una ca asta? Pe ce fapte te bazezi c\u00e2nd spui c\u0103 eu a\u015f fi o curv\u0103?<br \/>\nBa unii, chiar mai naivi, aleg s\u0103 se poarte c\u00e2t se poate de smerit \u015fi de sp\u0103sit, s\u0103 sublinieze c\u0103 sunt exact la polul opus fa\u0163\u0103 de no\u0163iunea de curv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Desigur, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce te maturizezi, te prinzi c\u0103 oricum nu vei demonstra nim\u0103nui nimic niciodat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 oamenii care sunt \u00eenco\u0163openi\u0163i \u00eentr-o proiec\u0163ie sunt orbi \u015fi surzi la fapte concrete. Prin urmare, \u00eencepi s\u0103 fii tu \u00eensu\u0163i, cui \u00eei convine, bine, cui nu, s\u0103 scrie acas\u0103 la neamuri.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi mai vine un val de maturizare \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103-i observi pe oamenii care folosesc termenul &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221;, nivelul lor de intelect \u015fi de satisfac\u0163ie cu propriile vie\u0163i, \u015fi deduci c\u0103, undeva, este chiar un compliment.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu femeile.<br \/>\nFemeile cu adev\u0103rat frumoase nu le fac pe altele curve, pentru c\u0103 orice femeie care se simte \u015fi se \u015ftie frumoas\u0103 are o doz\u0103 oarecare de libertinaj \u00een s\u00e2nge. Femeile cu adev\u0103rat inteligente nu le fac pe altele curve, pentru c\u0103 le pas\u0103 mai mult de treburile lor dec\u00e2t de ale altora. Femeile cu adev\u0103rat bune ca oameni nu le fac pe altele curve, chiar dac\u0103 o ard pe ortodoxie fanatic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 &#8220;Dumnezeu e bun \u015fi iart\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Apropo de asta, un mod extraordinar de a evalua caracterul unui cre\u015ftin e s\u0103-l \u00eentrebi cum \u00eel vede pe Dumnezeu. \u0102ia buni \u015fi sufleti\u015fti o s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 de tat\u0103l cel iubitor din ceruri, care iart\u0103 toate p\u0103catele, jigodiile care folosesc religia doar ca o scuz\u0103 pentru tic\u0103lo\u015fia lor o s\u0103-\u0163i frece creierii cu modul \u00een care ve\u0163i arde \u00een iad tu \u015fi cei ca tine \u015fi cum nu v\u0103 suport\u0103 Dumnezeu. Faza cu &#8220;Dumnezeu l-a f\u0103cut pe om dup\u0103 chipul \u015fi asem\u0103narea lui&#8221; e valabil\u0103 \u015fi reciproc.<\/p>\n<p>Revenind: femeile de o oarecare calitate uman\u0103 nu se vor adresa altor femei cu apelativul &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221; dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 acestea le-au furat iubitul, \u015fi uneori nici atunci.<br \/>\nCine folose\u015fte termenul &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221;? Ur\u00e2tele pentru care oglinda e un lung prilej pentru durere, proastele care au impresia c\u0103 a\u015fa \u00ee\u0163i fac r\u0103u, \u015fi tic\u0103loasele care vor s\u0103-\u0163i erodeze respectul de sine, s\u0103 te aduc\u0103 la nivelul lor pentru c\u0103 se percep, ele pe ele, ca marf\u0103 chinezeasc\u0103 de calitatea F. Nu bunuri de mas\u0103, ci bunuri de sub mas\u0103. \u015ei uneori, acestor categorii se adaug\u0103 femeile netr\u0103ite. Nu nefutute. Spre deosebire de b\u0103rba\u0163i, pentru femei actul sexual \u00een sine nu e mare br\u00e2nz\u0103. Ci cele netr\u0103ite. Alea care au avut p\u0103rin\u0163i severi, vie\u0163i s\u0103race, op\u0163iuni pu\u0163ine, \u015fi tu e\u015fti direct blamabil\u0103 c\u0103 ai mai multe.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, dac\u0103 o femeie afirm\u0103 despre tine c\u0103 e\u015fti curv\u0103, te plaseaz\u0103 automat deasupra ei ca farmec, calit\u0103\u0163i, experien\u0163\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103, valoare \u00een ochii sexului opus, iar \u0103sta, indirect, e un compliment.<\/p>\n<p>Recapitul\u0103m: pe Gigi Hadid \u015fi pe Megan Fox nu le intereseaz\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103 sau nu. Au de scuturat pomul de dolari \u015fi de recoltat ce cade.<\/p>\n<p>Trecem la b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Pe b\u0103rba\u0163i \u00eei intereseaz\u0103 foarte pu\u0163in spre deloc ce fac femeile de care nu le pas\u0103. Dac\u0103 el nu d\u0103 doi bani pe Georgeta, Georgeta are liber s\u0103 f*t\u0103 trei sferturi de Bucure\u015fti, \u015fi e fat\u0103 ca lumea, ba mai mult, bravo ei c\u0103 se descurc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Momentul \u00een care pe un tip \u00eencepe s\u0103-l preocupe profund moralitatea ta sau absen\u0163a ei e c\u00e2nd i se pune lui personal pata pe tine. Subit, \u00eencepe s\u0103 conteze ce faci, cum faci, cu cine \u015fi de ce.<\/p>\n<p>Iar apelativul &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221; \u0163i-l adreseaz\u0103 cei care, \u00een forul lor interior, \u015ftiu c\u0103 n-au nici o \u015fans\u0103 \u015fi nimic s\u0103-i recomande.<\/p>\n<p>Niciodat\u0103 Brad Pitt n-a avut vreo problem\u0103, \u00een tinere\u0163e, c\u0103 o tip\u0103 pe care i se punea pata era slab\u0103 la refuz. Dimpotriv\u0103. Mai pu\u0163in efort, mai mult confort. Pentru c\u0103 el era tipul pe care &#8220;curvele&#8221; \u00eel doreau, a\u015fadar, libertinajul propriu-zis al vreuneia dintre dame era semn bun.<\/p>\n<p>Momentul \u00een care &#8220;curv\u0103s\u0103ria&#8221; devine o problem\u0103 a b\u0103rba\u0163ilor, \u015fi una care s\u0103 genereze oftici, e situa\u0163ia \u00een care &#8220;curva&#8221; are, vizibil, op\u0163iuni mult mai bune dec\u00e2t el.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, c\u00e2nd un tip te face curv\u0103, spune de fapt c\u0103 te califici pentru cineva mult deasupra lui \u015fi e cazul s\u0103-l identifici. Din nou, un compliment uria\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Concluzia: Data viitoare c\u00e2nd cineva te face &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221;, nu uita s\u0103 mul\u0163ume\u015fti politicos.<\/p>\n<p>Concluzia a doua: \u015ei plaseaz\u0103-l instant pe omul care te face &#8220;curv\u0103&#8221; \u00een lada de rebuturi umane unde apar\u0163ine.<\/p>\n<div>***<\/div>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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Uneori de la femei, alteori de la b\u0103rba\u0163i. Reac\u0163ia de la 20 de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15091,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/angry.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15426"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15428,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15426\/revisions\/15428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}