{"id":15449,"date":"2018-08-23T10:34:05","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T07:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15449"},"modified":"2018-08-23T10:34:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T07:34:05","slug":"reconstituirea-unei-crime-feroce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/reconstituirea-unei-crime-feroce\/","title":{"rendered":"Reconstituirea unei crime feroce"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pe pagina de Facebook a domnului Dragnea.<\/p>\n

Nicu Mecanicu: B\u0103\u0103\u0103, dantur\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103teasc\u0103 ce e\u015fti, poate te prind \u00eentr-o zi \u015fi-\u0163i detartrez m\u0103selele cu burghiul, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!<\/p>\n

Vasile Pe \u015eenile: Las\u0103, b\u0103, c\u0103 te bag\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia la p\u00e2rnaie p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u015fi facem un film porno \u00eempreun\u0103. \u00cei zicem Musta\u0163a Nes\u0103tul\u0103.<\/p>\n

Giani Golanu: Zi, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, ne-ai gazat? De-aia am murit noi la Revolu\u0163ie, s\u0103 ne gazezi tu la Involu\u0163ie, b\u0103, de\u015feu de Teleorman, vedea-te-a\u015f \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m\u00e2nt natural.<\/p>\n

Sergiu Parizianu: G\u0103sesc aceste expresii extrem de vulgare \u015fi de nepotrivite cu spiritul mi\u015fc\u0103rii #rezist, care trebuie s\u0103 fie elevant, rafinat \u015fi… aaah, Victora\u015f, nebunule, nu-mi b\u0103ga degetul \u00een anus exact c\u00e2nd \u00eel asasinez pe Dragnea cu vorbe grele… eniuei, fela\u0163ie, PSD!<\/p>\n

A doua zi, la televizor, domnul Dragnea:<\/p>\n

Patru asasini fioro\u015fi, tocmi\u0163i de Soros, au \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 omoare. Noroc cu editorul meu de social media, c\u0103 le-a dat block la timp.<\/p>\n

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\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Urm\u0103torul spectacol “NCSF” al trupei mele de parodii ZZ Bottom e pe 25 august, la Bispen Restaurant, Calea 13 Septembrie 108 – 112 (dincolo de Marriott, pe acela\u015fi trotuar), iar \u00een pre\u0163ul biletului intr\u0103 \u015fi un free drink de la S\u00e2mbure\u015fti.
\nEvent aici<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pe pagina de Facebook a domnului Dragnea. Nicu Mecanicu: B\u0103\u0103\u0103, dantur\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103teasc\u0103 ce e\u015fti, poate te prind \u00eentr-o zi \u015fi-\u0163i detartrez m\u0103selele cu burghiul,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/bloody-hand.jpg?fit=1542%2C1800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15449"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15451,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15449\/revisions\/15451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}