{"id":1548,"date":"2009-07-19T19:02:01","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T16:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1548"},"modified":"2009-07-19T19:02:01","modified_gmt":"2009-07-19T16:02:01","slug":"lazing-on-a-sunday-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/lazing-on-a-sunday-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Lazing on a Sunday afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wCVVvNLUjTU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Azi mi-am propus &#8211; deliberat &#8211; s\u0103 nu fac nimic. S\u0103 o frec la rece. La cald. Drept pentru care am plecat la o plimbare relaxat\u0103 prin parc, mi-am cump\u0103rat ni\u015fte tricouri haioase de la ni\u015fte tarabe de brune\u0163i, am dormit, am m\u00e2ncat cucuruz fiert &#8211; o \u015fti\u0163i pe aia cu &#8220;Inche asta n-am vezut?&#8221; banc ardelenesc t\u00e2mpit. unu&#8217; vrea la film, dar are un r\u0103\u0163oi de care nu se poate desprinde nunca jamas &#8211; a\u015fa cum nu m\u0103 pot eu desprinde de al meu motan Pulic\u0103, sau Mi\u015fu pentru gravide, pensionari \u015fi solda\u0163i \u00een termen. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/?action=view&amp;current=DSC01554.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i303.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn131\/lorenalupu\/DSC01554.jpg?w=700\" border=\"0\" alt=\"pulica5\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oops, am luat-o pe ar\u0103tur\u0103. Deci, unu&#8217; vrea musai s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la film cu ra\u0163a. Iar la film nu e voie cu animale. \u015ei atunci \u015fi-l \u00eendeas\u0103 \u00een prohab, intr\u0103 \u015fi se a\u015faz\u0103 pe un scaun. Prima \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103tur\u0103. R\u0103\u0163oiul \u00eencepe a se zbate speriat. Omul, pus fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu perspectiva de a r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 ova, \u00ee\u015fi deschide subtil \u015fli\u0163ul \u015fi scoate capu&#8217; la r\u0103\u0163oi, p\u0103str\u00e2nd restul prizonier.<br \/>\nAm uitat s\u0103 men\u0163ionez c\u0103 al\u0103turi de om se a\u015fezase o ardeleanc\u0103 gras\u0103, bine hr\u0103nit\u0103 cu slan\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u015fi palinc\u0103, \u015fi care \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103rase o por\u0163ie imens\u0103 de floricele. R\u0103\u0163oiul, ademenit de mireasma irezistibil\u0103, se \u00eentoarce cu ciocul spre popcornul cucoanei, \u015fi unde nu \u00eencepe a-l hali \u00een sistem turbo, mai-mai s\u0103 o lase pe aia f\u0103r\u0103. Stupefiat\u0103, femeia \u00ee\u015fi face cruce dup\u0103 cruce, \u015fi b\u00e2iguie: &#8220;Inche asta n-am vezut \/ M\u00e2nche pula cucuruz!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are bancul \u0103sta cu restul post\u0103rii, nu \u015ftiu. \u00cenghe\u0163ata Carte d&#8217;Or cu mascarpone \u00eemi place. Am ajuns \u00een parc, unde m-am a\u015fezat pe malul lacului, risc\u00e2nd, ca de obicei, s\u0103 nimeresc pe un mu\u015furoi de furnici care s\u0103 \u00eemi invadeze posteriorul. Am recitit &#8220;Cer\u015fetorul de cafea&#8221; al lui Emil Brumaru (Polirom, 2004), \u015fi m-am t\u0103v\u0103lit pe jos de r\u00e2s la urm\u0103torul citat:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Acum c\u00e2teva zile am descoperit \u00een <em>Pomologia R. S. R. <\/em> un soi californian de prune. A m\u00e2nca prune <em>Tragedia<\/em>! Pre\u0163ios. Parc\u0103 tot mai cinstit e a m\u00e2nca un soi rom\u00e2nesc numit <em>B\u0103ligos<\/em>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apropo de asta &#8211; v\u0103d c\u0103 faza cu coeren\u0163a nu \u00eemi iese azi, deci nu insist &#8211; ador s\u0103 citesc c\u0103r\u0163i care nu \u00ee\u015fi propun o intrig\u0103 perfect \u00eenchegat\u0103. E relaxant s\u0103 deschizi cartea unde vrea semnul de carte \u00eenfipt aleatoriu, \u015fi s\u0103 po\u0163i spune f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare: &#8220;Uite un nou \u00eenceput&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa sunt \u015fi (unele) rela\u0163ii dintre (unii) oameni. Eterne noi \u00eenceputuri.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Pe asta nu o traduc \u00een englez\u0103 de balt\u0103. C\u0103 \u00eemi e lene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi mi-am propus &#8211; deliberat &#8211; s\u0103 nu fac nimic. S\u0103 o frec la rece. La cald. 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