{"id":15491,"date":"2018-08-30T12:03:33","date_gmt":"2018-08-30T09:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15491"},"modified":"2018-08-30T13:07:06","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T10:07:06","slug":"batonul-cu-rabdare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/batonul-cu-rabdare\/","title":{"rendered":"Batonul cu r\u0103bdare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Povesteam eu cu un prieten zilele trecute. \u015ei din una \u00een alta, \u00eemi zice c\u00e2t de diferit reac\u0163ion\u0103m noi, rom\u00e2ncele, la provoc\u0103ri, comparativ cu europencele civilizate \u015fi stilate. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei zice: Uite, m\u0103. C\u00e2nd te scoate din s\u0103rite cineva pe tine, sau pe oricare scriitoare rom\u00e2nc\u0103 popular\u0103 \u00een social media, sau jurnalist\u0103, sau whatever, sau chiar pe viitoarea noastr\u0103 pre\u015fedint\u0103 dna Fii-rea, voi \u00eei iubi\u0163i mama ap\u0103sat pe la cioc \u015fi \u00eei da\u0163i block. Pe c\u00e2nd nevasta lui Ciolo\u015f ce elegant, calm \u015fi cool r\u0103spunde la p*lele pe care \u015fi le-a luat dup\u0103 povestea cu mindfulnessul. <\/p>\n<p>Bro, fac eu, hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 orice om s\u0103n\u0103tos &#8211; deci nu unul cu sindrom Stockholm, care s\u0103 se bucure de abuz \u015fi chiar s\u0103-i plac\u0103 &#8211; ci un om normal, cu stim\u0103 rezonabil\u0103 de sine &#8211; are un baton de r\u0103bdare. Cam cum e bateria la telefon. <\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2te ori te ia cineva cu \u0163\u0103r\u0103nii, nepolite\u0163uri, \u00eencerc\u0103ri de a te &#8220;prosti&#8221;, \u015fmechereli de doi bani, manipulare de cacao, se consum\u0103 c\u00e2te pu\u0163in din bateria de r\u0103bdare. <\/p>\n<p>Acum, eu, scriitoarele X, Y \u015fi Z, \u015fi chiar Firea, am \u00eendurat teribil de mult\u0103 ar\u0163\u0103go\u015fenie pentru c\u0103, obiectiv, pentru 40% din b\u0103rba\u0163ii rom\u00e2ni, e unicul mod rezonabil de a comunica cu o fiin\u0163\u0103 dotat\u0103 cu doi cromozomi X. Am \u00eendurat \u00eencerc\u0103ri repetate de plasament pe banca de rezerve din exact acela\u015fi motiv. Doi cromozomi X. Am \u00eendurat jigniri f\u0103r\u0103 sens de la oameni care aveau impresia c\u0103 a\u015fa se atrage aten\u0163ia. H\u0103r\u0163uire de la diver\u015fi care considerau c\u0103 dac\u0103 ei te vor, nu conteaz\u0103 ce vrei tu. \u015ei a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n<p>Batonul nostru de r\u0103bdare e undeva pe la 5%, telefonul scoate deja piuituri de avertisment \u015fi ajunge s\u0103 nu ne plac\u0103 modul \u00een care ne prive\u015fti, s\u0103-\u0163i lu\u0103m mor\u0163ii la parad\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine situa\u0163ia, \u00eenjur\u0103-i pe compatrio\u0163ii t\u0103i de sex masculin, nu pe mine. Eu sunt un simplu om, cu resurse \u015fi mijloace finite. At\u00e2ta pot, at\u00e2ta fac. <\/p>\n<p>Valerie, \u00een schimb, a crescut menajat\u0103 \u015fi protejat\u0103, \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care polite\u0163ea e regula. Nu i s-a adresat vreo cerere f\u0103r\u0103 &#8220;s&#8217;il vous plait&#8221;, i s-a r\u0103spuns mereu la salut, fiecare &#8220;mul\u0163umesc&#8221; al ei a fost \u00eent\u00e2mpinat cu &#8220;Je vous en prie&#8221; \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n<p>Batonul de r\u0103bdare e \u00een linii mari intact.<br \/>\nBa mai mult de at\u00e2t, ei probabil c\u0103 i se pare cool c\u0103 vede &#8220;mue&#8221; \u015fi caterinci la ea pe wall. Se simte integrat\u0103 \u00eentre golani \u015fi copiii cool, pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a ei.<br \/>\nE ceva exotic \u015fi nea\u015fteptat. <\/p>\n<p>Cam ca expozi\u0163iile de gunoi rom\u00e2nesc care c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 premii interna\u0163ionale la festivalurile de art\u0103 contemporan\u0103, dar la noi au parte doar de eye roll, pentru c\u0103 ie\u015fi din galerie \u015fi peste drum a v\u0103rsat unul containerul \u015fi ai parte de exact aceea\u015fi imagine. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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