{"id":155,"date":"2008-05-21T22:31:56","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T19:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-05-21T22:31:56","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T19:31:56","slug":"gayfest-2008-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gayfest-2008-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gayfest 2008 (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/batausu-copy.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/batausu-copy.jpg?w=62&#038;resize=62%2C96\" alt=\"\" width=\"62\" height=\"96\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-33\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.accept-romania.ro\/\">Accept Rom\u00e2nia <\/a>m-ar fi chemat la o lectur\u0103 public\u0103, ar fi fost marea mea pl\u0103cere. \u00cen fond, cel de-al doilea roman al meu, &#8220;B\u0103t\u0103u\u015fu&#8217; de c\u00e2mpi&#8221; e, printre altele, povestea a doi b\u0103ie\u0163i care se iubesc, povestit\u0103 din perspectiva unuia dintre ei. \u015ei a\u015f fi citit urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Auzi, b\u0103, tat\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0103, tat\u0103! E\u015fti acolo? Da&#8217; chiar e\u015fti cu adev\u0103rat acolo? C\u00e2nd omu\u2019 se treze\u015fte a\u015fa, singur cuc, cu patru pere\u0163i propti\u0163i de creierul lui viran, e greu s\u0103 mai mearg\u0103 pe \u00eencredere.<br \/>\nDa\u2019 oriunde ai fi, casc\u0103 bine urechile \u015fi ochii, Dumnezeu surd \u015fi orb care e\u015fti, c\u0103 am pentru tine o \u00eentrebare-\u015fperaclu, o \u00eentrebare-bici, o \u00eentrebare de \u00eentrebare, nu frecu\u015fu\u2019 de ment\u0103 cu care te plictisesc io de obicei\u2026 Ia spune tu, t\u0103tuc\u0103, de ce-i fluturi omului pe la nas o ciozv\u00e2rt\u0103 de fericire, s\u0103-i simt\u0103 aroma \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103-i plou\u0103-n inim\u0103, \u015fi, taman \u00een momentul \u00een care se azv\u00e2rle \u015fi el s\u0103 ia o gur\u0103, s\u0103 o dai disp\u0103rut\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i mai arzi \u015fi-un \u015fut \u00een bot, cu tifla de rigoare\u2026 De ce, tat\u0103, de ce m-ai l\u0103sat s\u0103 intru at\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc \u00een povestea asta, \u00een bo\u0163u\u2019 \u0103sta de carne \u015fi de par\u015fivenie, \u00een puiu\u2019 \u0103sta de bogdaproste, s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 at\u00e2t de \u00eengrozitor de tare c\u00e2nd m\u0103 smulgi ca pe-o m\u0103sea ciuruit\u0103 de carii?<br \/>\nStai pu\u0163in&#8230; Stai pu\u0163in, c-am \u00eennebunit de legat \u015fi nu mai \u015ftiu ce spun. Iart\u0103-m\u0103, sfinte Dumnezeule, tat\u0103 al nostru al tuturor, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pun \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 vini care-s numa\u2019 ale mele. Numa\u2019 \u015fi numa\u2019 ale mele, nu ale tale, nu ale altora. Da, io-s \u0103la, nene. Io-s \u0103la care l-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 plece, de\u015fi puteam s\u0103-l opresc! Nu-i a\u015fa?<br \/>\nPuteam s\u0103-l iau pe sus, pe jos, pe cruci\u015f, pe curmezi\u015f, c\u0103 am for\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2t trei ca el, categoria flit! Puteam s\u0103-l bat m\u0103r, s\u0103-l bat par\u0103, s\u0103-l bat la cap, s\u0103-l bat la ma\u015fin\u0103. Puteam s\u0103-l dau de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, de to\u0163i pere\u0163ii, de dulapuri, de u\u015fi, ba chiar \u015fi de ficusu\u2019 mum\u0103-mii, c\u0103-i femeie d\u0103\u015fteapt\u0103, \u015fi-ar fi \u00een\u0163eles\u2026 ce, n-a dat ea cu tata de destule? Puteam s\u0103-l leg cobz\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103-l fut p\u00e2n\u0103-i sar din\u0163ii din gur\u0103 \u015fi-i sun\u0103 apa-n cap. Sau puteam s\u0103-l iau cu bini\u015foru\u2019: s\u0103-i explic, s\u0103-l rog frumos, s\u0103-l rog ur\u00e2t, s\u0103-l \u00eenjur, s\u0103-l laud, s\u0103-l \u015fantajez, s\u0103-i fac declara\u0163ii d\u0103 dragoste, s\u0103-i promit orice vrea s\u0103 aud\u0103. \u00centr-un cuv\u00eent, puteam s\u0103 fac CEVA. Iar eu am f\u0103cut-o de oaie. De bou ce sunt!<br \/>\nO s\u0103-l sun, s\u0103-i zic c\u0103\u2026Nu \u015ftiu ce dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i zic, da\u2019 v\u0103d io pe moment, numa\u2019 s\u0103-i aud g\u00e2nguritu\u2019, iau receptoru\u2019 \u015fi\u2026 vai, s\u0103 n-am parte de salariul al trei\u015fpelea, nu \u00ee\u0163i \u015ftiu nici m\u0103car num\u0103ru\u2019 de telefon!<br \/>\n\u0162in minte c\u0103 mi l-ai dat odat\u0103\u2026 ia stai, era \u00eentr-o vineri. Nu, era \u00eentr-o mar\u0163i. Sau \u00eentr-o joi. M\u0103 rog, \u00eentr-o zi cu soare. Ploua cu g\u0103leata. Io \u00eemi luasem \u201cLibertatea\u201d-n cap, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 ud, c\u0103 era un num\u0103r mai vechi, da\u2019 tu m-ai v\u0103zut \u015fi mi-ai dat o umbrel\u0103, c\u0103 tu r\u0103m\u00e2neai oricum peste noapte la computeru\u2019 directoarei, s\u0103-\u0163i faci nu-\u015f\u2019 ce referat pentru facultate.<br \/>\n-Hai, b\u0103, ce dracu\u2019, ai mai v\u0103zut tu bou cu umbrel\u0103?<br \/>\n-Te rog foarte frumos, trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i protejezi s\u0103n\u0103tatea\u2026<br \/>\nPe-atunci nu te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ase\u015fi cu vorba buruienoas\u0103, ro\u015feai ori de c\u00eete ori mai auzeai vreun dr\u0103cu\u015for r\u0103t\u0103cit printre fraze.<br \/>\n-Bine, mi-o protejez. \u0162i-o aduc m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n-Nu, nu, m\u00e2ine nu m\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti, m\u00e2ine mi-am luat zi liber\u0103, c\u0103 am examen. Sun\u0103-m\u0103, s\u0103-mi urezi baft\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nCe faaace? Am ajuns io ur\u0103tor de baft\u0103 la to\u0163i tocilarii? Da\u2019 ce-s io, Mama Dolores? Sau Sf\u00e2nta Duminic\u0103? Apoi m-am uitat la tine, mic \u015fi am\u0103r\u00e2t, \u00eenconjurat de un vraf de c\u0103r\u0163oaie mai mari ca tine, \u015fi-am zis: las\u2019 s\u0103 fie odat\u0103 \u015fi lup m\u00e2ncat de oaie. Da, b\u0103, te sun, hai, scrie-mi num\u0103ru\u2019!<br \/>\n-Credeam c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 vrei\u2026<br \/>\n-Acu\u2019 mai faci \u015fi figuri! Scrie dracu\u2019 num\u0103ru\u2019 \u0103la, c\u0103 poate m\u0103 r\u0103zg\u00e2ndesc.<br \/>\nMi l-ai scris pe \u201cLibertatea\u201d aia veche, pe care, de cum am ajuns acas\u0103, mi-a luat-o baborni\u0163a de mum\u0103-mea, s\u0103 \u00eempacheteze \u201cHr\u0103pirea din serai\u201d, pe care o scosese de pe perete din cauze de decolorare, \u015fi de \u00eenlocuire cu o nou\u0103 \u201chr\u0103pire\u201d, \u015fi num\u0103ru\u2019 t\u0103u de telefon a sf\u00e2r\u015fit \u00een debara, laolalt\u0103 cu toate gioarsele \u015fi vechiturile. Bine\u00een\u0163eles, a doua zi te-am sunat din p\u0103r\u0163i. Cinstit s\u0103 fiu, am \u015fi uitat de chestia asta, aveam o be\u0163ie important\u0103 \u00een program.<br \/>\nA treia zi, c\u00e2nd \u0163i-am adus umbrela, tu, care pe-atunci \u00eenc\u0103 nu puneai bombeuri, ci erai la fixat, adic\u0103 aveai sarcina de a bate cuiu\u2019 care s\u0103 fixeze pielea pe calapod, \u0163i-ai tr\u0103snit un ciocan peste de\u015fte.<br \/>\n-Nu m-ai sunat. Din cauza ta am luat opt\u2026<br \/>\n-Sloboz la tav\u0103! De ce din cauza mea?<br \/>\n-Dac\u0103 m\u0103 sunai, aveam baft\u0103 \u015fi luam zece\u2026<br \/>\n-B\u0103i, m\u0103 la\u015fi? E\u015fti complet s\u0103rit de pe fix, s\u0103 mor io. Habar n-ai s\u0103 ba\u0163i un cui, \u015fi data viitoare c\u00e2nd vrei zece, pune frumu\u015fel burta pe carte \u015fi \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 de zece!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar, pentru c\u0103 Accept Rom\u00e2nia nu m-a invitat la o lectur\u0103 public\u0103, toate acestea vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne necitite. Din categoria lucrurilor pe care oamenii ar fi putut s\u0103 le fac\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 Accept Rom\u00e2nia m-ar fi chemat la o lectur\u0103 public\u0103, ar fi fost marea mea pl\u0103cere. \u00cen fond, cel de-al doilea roman al meu,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}