{"id":15500,"date":"2018-08-31T16:46:17","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T13:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15500"},"modified":"2018-08-31T16:48:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T13:48:12","slug":"coperti-decesul-glossy-udrea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/coperti-decesul-glossy-udrea\/","title":{"rendered":"Coper\u0163i ca Udrea explic\u0103 decesul presei glossy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un cli\u015feu obosit zice c\u0103 presa scris\u0103 a murit o dat\u0103 cu siteurile, blogurile \u015fi online-ul gratis, pentru c\u0103 lumea nu s-a mai mobilizat s\u0103 scoat\u0103 banul din buzunar \u015fi s\u0103 cumpere ziare \u015fi reviste. E ca \u015fi cum ai afirma c\u0103 Dior \u015fi Chanel au dat faliment pentru c\u0103 face Avon parfumuri la 20 de lei flaconul.<\/p>\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103 pe pia\u0163\u0103 au coexistat, dintotdeauna, consumatorii de Avon \u015fi cei de Dior \u015fi Chanel, \u015fi m\u0103garii fune\u015fti ca mine care le cump\u0103r\u0103 pe ambele. Avon \u00eei poate scoate de pe pia\u0163\u0103 pe Dior \u015fi Chanel NUMAI DAC\u0102 acestea dou\u0103 din urm\u0103 coboar\u0103 at\u00e2t de r\u0103u calitatea, \u00eenc\u00e2t lumea ajunge s\u0103-l prefere pe Avon din considerente strict performative.<\/p>\n<p>Presa glossy era Dior-ul contentului scris. Avea genul de bugete din care s\u0103 produc\u0103 reportaje narative sofisticate, interviuri cu personalit\u0103\u0163i, ilustrate cu portrete de mari arti\u015fti fotografi, incursiuni \u00een day life, night life, o mie \u015fi una de rubrici cu oameni care s\u0103 \u015ftie despre ce vorbesc. Nu g\u0103seai online un echivalent. Pentru c\u0103 nici un blogger, singur sau \u00een echip\u0103, nu reu\u015fea s\u0103 mobilizeze genul acela de buget. Pentru un advertorial, mie mi se propun 300 de euro; unei reviste lucioase 1000 \u2013 1500. De banii \u0103\u015ftia, po\u0163i face multe.<\/p>\n<p>Dar undeva, pe drum, revistele glossy au \u00eenceput s\u0103 invidieze succesul la mase al presei tabloid. Faptul c\u0103 presa tabloid e produs\u0103 din 10 bani, de redactora\u015fi care scriu zece non\u015ftiri (\u201cn-o s\u0103-\u0163i vin\u0103 s\u0103 crezi\u201d), c\u0103 aduce zero informa\u0163ii \u015fi o ton\u0103 de scandaluri ieftine, de prost gust, \u00eei asigur\u0103 aten\u0163ia zilnic\u0103, \u015fi un num\u0103r mare de exemplare v\u00e2ndute.<\/p>\n<p>Diferen\u0163a e \u00een pre\u0163. Revista glossy e 10 \u2013 15 lei, tabloidul cost\u0103 50 de bani. Bugetele tabloidului sunt infime, publicul pe care-l v\u00e2neaz\u0103 tabloidul e prost de beh\u0103ie, \u015fi nimeni nu mai e dispus s\u0103 dea 1500 de euro buget pe genul acesta de publicitate.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-aduc aminte cum la un moment dat, c\u00e2nd scriam la Playboy, redactorul \u015fef zburda de bucurie prin redac\u0163ie. Tocmai avusese loc un divor\u0163 oribil, dat la toate posturile de televiziune \u015fi prin toat\u0103 presa, iar el o convinsese pe t\u00e2n\u0103ra divor\u0163at\u0103 s\u0103 pozeze nud \u00een pictorialul central, \u00een r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele unei rochii de mireas\u0103. O idee de un prost gust crispant. Vulgar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la vomitiv.<\/p>\n<p>Dar mai tabloid\u0103 dec\u00e2t Libertatea \u015fi Click la un loc.<\/p>\n<p>Eu, ca blogger, n-a\u015f fi publicat asemenea atrocitate. Pentru c\u0103 diferen\u0163a \u00eentre site-blog \u015fi pres\u0103 scris\u0103 e c\u0103 vezi pe loc reac\u0163iile negative, \u015fi \u015ftii s-o la\u015fi balt\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd presa scris\u0103 moare lent, subtil, tirajele stau luni \u00een \u015fir prin depozite, cifrele de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri se mai ajusteaz\u0103 din condei \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Interesa pe cineva s\u0103 dea zece lei s\u0103 o vad\u0103 pe o t\u00e2rfuli\u0163\u0103 oarecare p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 de cocalarul ei?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck no.<\/p>\n<p>Intereseaz\u0103 pe cineva s\u0103 dea zece lei s\u0103 empatizeze cu \u201cexilul\u201d Udrei?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck no.<\/p>\n<p>Factorul care se mai adaug\u0103 e c\u0103 lumea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se sature de presa tabloid\u0103 ca de mere p\u0103dure\u0163e. Tensiunile sociale au crescut at\u00e2t de mult, conflictele dintre tabere politice sunt at\u00e2t de intense, \u00eenc\u00e2t nimeni nu mai are energie \u015fi r\u0103bdare de investit \u00een subiecte de tip cine de cine divor\u0163eaz\u0103, cui i-o suge starleta X sau cine \u015fi-a mai pus silicoane. De la un punct \u00eencolo, o s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 s\u0103 cred, jur.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 port aceast\u0103 discu\u0163ie \u00een toate redac\u0163iile de reviste glossy la care am lucrat. De b\u0103rba\u0163i, de femei sau generale. Mi s-a zis c\u0103 sunt eu deformat\u0103 de blogging \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleg domeniul glossy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre timp, revistele pe care nu le \u00een\u0163elegeam eu au murit pe capete, redactorii \u015fefi cu care am c\u0103utat s\u0103 discut o freac\u0103 fomist \u00een diverse alte domenii, iar traficul meu \u2013 except\u00e2nd perioadele de ban, ca acum, s-a triplat.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e de\u015ftept\u0103ciune, nici talent, nici rocket science. E ideea simpl\u0103: nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 vinzi bullshit publicului t\u0103u. Ofer\u0103-i content cu care poate empatiza.<\/p>\n<p>Poate cineva s\u0103 empatizeze cu \u201cUdrea cea exilat\u0103\u201d, altcineva dec\u00e2t m\u0103-sa \u015fi poate Traian B\u0103sescu?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck, no.<\/p>\n<p>De aceea a murit de fapt presa glossy. \u015ei palidele r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163e care supravie\u0163uiesc cu chiu cu vai refuz\u0103 cu \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nare s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Foto: viva.ro<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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