{"id":15503,"date":"2018-09-01T10:03:33","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T07:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15503"},"modified":"2019-04-12T19:58:45","modified_gmt":"2019-04-12T16:58:45","slug":"materialistii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/materialistii\/","title":{"rendered":"Materiali\u015ftii"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta, am revenit \u00een Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe. Dar m-am luat cu articolele vag serioase \u015fi am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc de o faz\u0103 de care am chicotit la autostop.<\/p>\n

Precizare: Eu de obicei iau trenul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bra\u015fov, \u015fi de la Bra\u015fov fac autostopul p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. Sunt numai 30 de kilometri, dar dac\u0103 e s\u0103-i parcurgi cu trenul, stai \u00een gar\u0103 la Bra\u015fov de te apuc\u0103 b\u00e2za, \u015fi apoi vine de obicei un personal care te plimb\u0103 prin tot jude\u0163ul Covasna, sau iei maxi taxi, care-i plin de miros de br\u00e2nz\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u015fi transpira\u0163ie st\u0103tut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Transportul public dureaz\u0103 o or\u0103, cel privat \u00een jur de 20 de minute. Drept care, de cum ajung la Bra\u015fov, scot o foaie mare pe care am pictat caligrafic “Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe”, s\u0103 \u015ftie \u015foferii unde m\u0103 duc, s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 doar cei care au drum, \u015fi m\u0103 pun la stop.<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103, m\u0103 ofer s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cursa. \u00cen majoritatea cazurilor, nimeresc oameni care refuz\u0103 indigna\u0163i. Dar de data asta, \u00eenainte s\u0103 deschid gura, m\u0103 ia \u0103la direct:<\/p>\n

-Ce bine c\u0103 sunte\u0163i fat\u0103. Nu iau b\u0103rba\u0163i.
\n-De ce?
\n-B\u0103rba\u0163ii nu pl\u0103tesc. Zic “mersi” \u015fi se dau jos. Nu mai iau b\u0103rbat \u00een via\u0163a mea!<\/p>\n

Lol, amice, ce disperat e\u015fti \u015fi ce tertip transparent de m\u00e2na a opta, chicotesc eu \u00een sinea mea. Obiectiv, dac\u0103 omul \u00eemi spunea de cum urcam \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103: p\u0103s\u0103, te cost\u0103 x lei, eram toat\u0103 o stim\u0103 \u015fi-un respect. Aluziile astea a\u015fa pe dup\u0103 plop mi se par \u00eens\u0103 intens amuzante.<\/p>\n

Aleg s\u0103 joc misterios. Nici nu-l calmez pe om c\u0103 stai, b\u0103, lini\u015ftit, o s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc. Nici nu-l isterizez cu oops, mi-am uitat portofelul acas\u0103, cum m-a \u00eendemnat o secund\u0103 demonul interior. \u00cencep s\u0103 fac conversa\u0163ie. \u00cel simt extrem de nelini\u015ftit, c\u0103 nu i-am dat reassurance, dar \u015fti\u0163i \u015fi voi cum e: via\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 un pic de sadism e plictisitoare.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi poveste\u015fte de munc\u0103, de familie, de alea-alea, eu \u00eei confesez c\u0103 stau la Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n

-Nu-mi place Bucure\u015ftiul!
\n-O, vai, dar de ce?
\n-Prea mult\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie.
\n-\u00cen timp, auzul se ajusteaz\u0103, fac eu.
\n-\u015ei prea mult\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103nie.
\n-\u00ce\u0163i po\u0163i selecta cercurile sociale.
\n-\u015ei… \u015fti\u0163i care e problema mea cu Bucure\u015ftiul?
\n-Care?
\n-Oamenii de acolo sunt at\u00e2t de materiali\u015fti. Sunt numai dup\u0103 bani.<\/p>\n

Loooloooloooolooool.<\/p>\n

-Sta\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cursa de acum, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai teme\u0163i c-o s\u0103 cobor s\u0103 zic mul\u0163umesc.
\n-A, ce bine, s\u0103ru’ m\u00e2na. E mai bine s\u0103 \u015ftii pe ce te bazezi.<\/p>\n

Behehehehe. Bucure\u015fteni materiali\u015fti \u015fi numai dup\u0103 bani, cred c\u0103 e momentul s\u0103 v\u0103 mul\u0163umesc pentru c\u00e2t autostop moca am f\u0103cut \u00een ma\u015finile voastre. S\u0103 v\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 materialismul.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei da, bucure\u015ftenii sunt numai pe interes. Dac\u0103 n-ai bani, e\u015fti nimeni.<\/p>\n

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