{"id":15509,"date":"2018-09-03T11:40:40","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T08:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15509"},"modified":"2018-09-03T11:40:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T08:40:40","slug":"ne-vedem-joi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ne-vedem-joi\/","title":{"rendered":"Ne vedem joi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori scriu un articol de satir\u0103 &#8211; fie ea politic\u0103, erotic\u0103, social\u0103, sau pur \u015fi simplu glum\u0103 absurd\u0103 &#8211; am pe Facebook o ploaie de haha, de lol, de rol, de mam\u0103 ce-am mai r\u00e2s, s\u0103 mor io. Exact asta e starea pe care \u00eemi propun s\u0103 v-o induc \u015fi cu show-ul nostru NCSF. <\/p>\n<p>A fost o gre\u015feal\u0103 tactic\u0103, poate, s\u0103-l lans\u0103m \u00een var\u0103, c\u00e2nd toat\u0103 lumea era care \u00eencotro, dar acum v\u0103d din fotografii c\u0103 mul\u0163i dintre voi a\u0163i revenit din concedii. <\/p>\n<p>Ce este NCSF? <\/p>\n<p>O suit\u0103 de parodii dup\u0103 piese muzicale celebre \u015fi c\u00e2teva originale, pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa \u00eei bu\u015fe\u015fte pe oameni creativitatea. E un show \u00een care caut s\u0103 v\u0103 fac s\u0103 r\u00e2de\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 fredona\u0163i cu mine. \u015ei eventual, dac\u0103 mai putem aduce \u00een timp \u015fi un tobar \u00een ga\u015fc\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103 fac s\u0103 dansa\u0163i pe mese. <\/p>\n<p>Haide\u0163i joi s\u0103 r\u00e2dem de lucrurile pe care, altfel, ne e greu s\u0103 le diger\u0103m. <\/p>\n<p>\u015etiu, \u015ftiu c\u0103 am embeduit de 46764367 ori clipul \u0103sta, dar o mai fac o dat\u0103. \u015ei \u015fti\u0163i de ce? C\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut, i-a\u0163i dat haha \u015fi share, dar nu v-am v\u0103zut fe\u0163ele la spectacolele de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Sau cirea\u015fa de pe tort e c\u00e2nd acelea\u015fi persoane care la vremea aceea au dat haha \u015fi share la videoclip m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 acum despre ce e spectacolul. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5MH6PtCgMNU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Blueberry Bistro se afl\u0103 pe strada Popa Nan (intersec\u0163ia cu Pache Protopopescu), nr. 5. E o teras\u0103 absolut superb\u0103, verde, comod\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103toare. Are o puzderie de b\u0103uturi cu alcool sau f\u0103r\u0103, care mai de care mai fantezist\u0103, \u015fi toate astea \u00eemi sporesc sex epilul de n-o s\u0103-\u0163i vin\u0103 s\u0103 crezi. <\/p>\n<p>A\u015fadar, acum joi. Ora 20. Hai s\u0103 r\u00e2dem \u015fi s\u0103 ne distr\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai r\u00e2s de 4369986 de ori la ceea ce scriu, garantat o s\u0103 r\u00e2zi \u015fi la ce fac pe scen\u0103. \u00cen  vorbele fabuloasei Veoreca: Orice om \u00eei place s\u0103 lol. <\/p>\n<p>Lol cu noi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori scriu un articol de satir\u0103 &#8211; fie ea politic\u0103, erotic\u0103, social\u0103, sau pur \u015fi simplu glum\u0103 absurd\u0103 &#8211; am pe Facebook&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Afis-Blueberry.jpg?fit=1275%2C1875&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15511,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15509\/revisions\/15511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}