Replica:”Dar femeile rezist\u0103 \u015fase luni f\u0103r\u0103 sex?” <\/em><\/p>\n Replica ei:”Noi, femeile, suntem altfel, nu \u00een\u015fel\u0103m at\u00e2t de usor ca voi, b\u0103rba\u0163ii, \u015ftim s\u0103 ne \u0163inem mult mai bine \u00een fr\u00e2u pornirile sexuale.” Continu\u0103:”Eu stau ca proasta \u015fi te astept, m\u0103 usuc de dorul t\u0103u, \u015fi tu sigur \u00ee\u0163i faci de cap pe acolo cu tot felul de femei. Las\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftiu eu ce fac solda\u0163ii pe acolo, am auzit multe lucruri, c\u0103 li se aduc femei, c\u0103 se duc la bordel \u015f a.m.d.” <\/em><\/p>\n Replica:”Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce fac al\u0163ii, c\u00e2t sunt \u00een misiune, g\u00e2ndul meu e doar la tine, e\u015fti prezent\u0103 mereu \u00een mintea \u015fi \u00een inima mea, cum a\u015f putea s\u0103 te \u00een\u015fel c\u00e2nd tu e\u015fti aici cu mine mereu prezent\u0103 \u00een mintea \u015fi inima mea? Dup\u0103 misiuni foarte grele, pe c\u0103lduri insuportabile, \u015fi c\u00e2nd gloan\u0163ele \u015fuier\u0103 milimetric pe la ureche, tot ce \u00eemi doresc e s\u0103 ajung acas\u0103 viu \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tos, \u015fi s\u0103 te iau \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi s\u0103 te str\u00e2ng la pieptul meu, \u015fi acele momente de fericire maxim\u0103 s\u0103 dureze o ve\u015fnicie.” <\/em><\/p>\n M\u0103 ia \u00een bra\u0163e, m\u0103 s\u0103rut\u0103, apoi m\u0103 d\u0103 la o parte \u015fi spune: “Eu tot nu sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 nu m-ai \u00een\u015felat.” Continu\u0103:”Cine m-a pus s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc cu tipi care au astfel de meserii!” <\/em><\/p>\n Replica:”P\u0103i de ce nu \u0163i-ai c\u0103utat pe cineva care s\u0103 aib\u0103 o altfel de meserie, \u015fi de ce mai e\u015fti cu mine dac\u0103 spui c\u0103 te \u00een\u015fel?” R\u0103spuns:”Pentru c\u0103 te iubesc.”<\/em><\/p>\n \u00cencurcate sunt c\u0103ile dragostei. Dac\u0103 nu cumva noi singuri le \u00eencurc\u0103m.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Drag\u0103 prietene,<\/p>\n Felicit\u0103ri, tocmai ai nimerit un caz grav de Muierea Cu Poten\u0163ial de Martir\u0103.<\/p>\n Echivalentul feminin al gunoiului cu ochi care h\u0103r\u0163uie\u015fte oameni \u015fi se autosatisface savur\u00e2ndu-le iritarea e acest specimen extrem de enervant, b\u0103tubil cu drugul peste dantur\u0103, care caut\u0103 perpetuu un motiv de tragedie.<\/p>\n Periodic, motivul de tragedie nu exist\u0103. \u015ei atunci, Muierea Cu Poten\u0163ial de Martir\u0103 \u00eel inventeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n De exemplu, din simplul mod \u00een care te fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 discu\u0163ia asta, eu deduc c\u0103 pe tine te dor astfel de presupuneri. Tu chiar ai stat loial, ca un om care \u015fi-a asumat apartenen\u0163a la un cuplu, \u015fi, hopa, vine nebuna s\u0103 te agaseze cu suspiciuni care deriv\u0103 din nevoia ei de a fi victima tragic\u0103 a unei situa\u0163ii.<\/p>\n Esen\u0163ial e s\u0103 nu le iei foarte tare \u00een serios. Nu e despre tine. E despre ea, care e o martir\u0103, o eroin\u0103, o zei\u0163\u0103 suprem\u0103, \u015fi te-a iubit necondi\u0163ionat, chit c\u0103 tu f\u0103ceai gang bang cu opt fotomodele negrese.<\/p>\n “Dar, Lorena, eu nu f\u0103…”<\/p>\n Nu pe mine trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi. Eu te cred. R\u0103zboi, lipsuri, igien\u0103 nasoal\u0103. Pu\u0163inele femei din zon\u0103 erau probabil obosite, neglijate \u015fi cu p\u0103rul pe picioare de-l \u00eempleteai.<\/p>\n Muierea cu Poten\u0163ial de Martir\u0103 are nevoie, \u00een scenariul penibil din mintea ei, de acest gang bang, ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 un motiv s\u0103 se simt\u0103 martir\u0103.<\/p>\n De ce exist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 violen\u0163\u0103 domestic\u0103, dup\u0103 aproape dou\u0103 secole de feminism \u015fi de lupt\u0103 pentru egalitatea drepturilor civice?<\/p>\n Obiectiv, dac\u0103 nici o femeie n-ar mai sta \u00een rela\u0163ii, de la prima insult\u0103 sau de la prima palm\u0103, masculii s-ar mul\u0163umi s\u0103 se bat\u0103 \u00eentre ei \u015fi nu s-ar atinge de femei dec\u00e2t cu flori \u015fi bomboane, pentru a-\u015fi garanta accesul la sex.<\/p>\n Dar procentajul de Muieri cu Poten\u0163ial de Martire stric\u0103 pia\u0163a pentru toat\u0103 lumea. Astea au o satisfac\u0163ie boln\u0103vicioas\u0103 s\u0103 li se fac\u0103 r\u0103u. Se vaiet\u0103 cu voluptatea cu care un om s\u0103n\u0103tos face sex. Sunt at\u00e2t de dependente de v\u0103ic\u0103rit, c\u0103 ziua \u00een care se trezesc \u015fi nu au un motiv s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 e ca ziua \u00een care m\u0103 trezesc eu \u015fi nu am bani. Lovitur\u0103 \u00een plex.<\/p>\n \u015ei de ce spun c\u0103 astea stric\u0103 pia\u0163a pentru toat\u0103 lumea? Pentru c\u0103, din experien\u0163a mea, niciun b\u0103rbat s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap \u015fi la corp nu vrea s\u0103 mutileze fizic \u015fi emo\u0163ional femei. Faptul c\u0103 ei fac eforturi s\u0103 le fericeasc\u0103, iar astea-s perpetuu martire, \u00eei demoleaz\u0103 \u015fi pe ei. \u015ei, de la un punct \u00eencolo, ajung la concluzia c\u0103 nimic nu e suficient de bun, prin urmare, \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 le mai pese.<\/p>\n “Dar dac\u0103 ea m\u0103 iube\u015fte \u015fi eu o iubesc, nu e suficient?” o s\u0103 \u00eentrebi tu.<\/p>\n Nu. Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa cum un tip cu foot fetish, ca \u0103la care \u00eemi tot trimitea acum ceva vreme poze cu p<\/a>icioare<\/a><\/strong>, are orgasm doar la vederea acestui detaliu anatomic, **zda cu Poten\u0163ial de Martir\u0103 are feti\u015f la faze nasoale, unde ea e \u0163inta infidelit\u0103\u0163ii, \u015fi te iube\u015fte contrar vicisitudinilor soartei. Punctul de excita\u0163ie nu e \u00een “ce frumos ne iubim”, ci \u00een “mam\u0103, c\u00e2te trebuie s\u0103 tolereze martira de mine, \u015fi totu\u015fi, te iubesc”.<\/p>\n Ca s\u0103-i oferi ce are nevoie s\u0103 aud\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i recomand urm\u0103torul traseu: nu te mai jura c-o adori, ci f\u0103 o confesiune. “\u015etii, chiar peste drum de c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103, era un bordel. La bordel, era Laquisha, o negres\u0103 frumoas\u0103, ca Naomi Campbell \u00een zilele ei bune. \u015etii cum sugea p*la Laquisha? Practic, o mulgea \u00eentre amigdale. Nu eu o f*team \u00een c*r pe Laquisha, ci c*rul ei \u00eemi fagocita p*la. A fost o experien\u0163\u0103 total extrasenzorial\u0103.”<\/p>\n **zda cu Poten\u0163ial de Martir\u0103 o s\u0103 izbucneasc\u0103 \u00een urlete, r\u0103gete \u015fi zbierete de “\u015etiam eu! Porcule!” \u015fi o s\u0103 plece tr\u00e2ntind u\u015fa. Iar la dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi patru zile dup\u0103, o s\u0103 revin\u0103 bocind, o s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu tine sexul vie\u0163ii tale, \u015fi \u00een timp ce o \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fezi tandru post-coital, o s\u0103 susure:<\/p>\n “Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 sunt mai bun\u0103 ca Laquisha?”<\/p>\n Genul \u0103sta de muieret odios, prost ca noaptea \u015fi pus mereu pe demonstra\u0163ii are nevoie de o Laquish\u0103 imaginar\u0103 cu care s\u0103 se m\u0103soare perpetuu \u015fi s\u0103 ias\u0103 victorioas\u0103, astfel nu se simte bine. Cam cum are echivalentul ei masculin nevoie s\u0103 ventileze ur\u0103 \u015fi provocare perpetu\u0103 pe net, c\u0103 altfel nu se umfl\u0103 r\u00e2nza-n el destul.<\/p>\n De ce telenovelele au mereu o du\u015fmanc\u0103 mult mai atractiv\u0103 \u015fi mai vamp\u0103 dec\u00e2t fata bun\u0103?<\/p>\n Pentru c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 Laquisha, via\u0163a e pustiu.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 am fost de folos,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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