{"id":15552,"date":"2018-09-11T12:54:03","date_gmt":"2018-09-11T09:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15552"},"modified":"2018-09-11T12:55:06","modified_gmt":"2018-09-11T09:55:06","slug":"jandarmeria-nu-incape-de-scolari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jandarmeria-nu-incape-de-scolari\/","title":{"rendered":"Jandarmeria nu \u00eencape de \u015fcolari"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 \u00eentreb cum arat\u0103 examenul de admitere \u00een jandarmerie. Cred c\u0103 e un text gril\u0103 de genul:<\/p>\n

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Ce facem c\u00e2nd trecem pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o mamaie de strad\u0103?<\/p>\n

a) O perchezi\u0163ion\u0103m pentru p\u0103trunjel<\/p>\n

b) O trecem strada fie c\u0103 vrea, fie c\u0103 nu<\/p>\n

c) O batem cu pulanul.<\/p>\n

R\u0103spuns corect: a, b \u015fi c<\/p>\n

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Ce facem c\u00e2nd vedem copii pe strad\u0103?<\/p>\n

a) Ne \u00eenfoiem la ei<\/p>\n

b) Le lu\u0103m b\u0103nu\u0163ii de bomboane<\/p>\n

c) \u00cei batem cu pulanul.<\/p>\n

R\u0103spuns corect a, b \u015fi c.<\/p>\n

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Ce facem c\u00e2nd vedem un copac pe strad\u0103<\/p>\n

a) Turn\u0103m smoal\u0103 la r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103, c\u0103 a\u015fa am auzit noi c\u0103 e haios \u00een spatele blocului<\/p>\n

b) \u00cencrust\u0103m \u00een coaj\u0103 Vasile + Gladyola egal love<\/p>\n

c) \u00cel batem cu pulanul.<\/p>\n

R\u0103spuns corect a, b \u015fi c.<\/p>\n

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F\u0103r\u0103 un test gril\u0103 de aceast\u0103 natur\u0103, care s\u0103 sorteze doar pro\u015ftii tic\u0103lo\u015fi, nu-mi explic multe dintre ac\u0163iunile jandarmilor pe strad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Acum recunosc, 10 august m-a l\u0103sat cu sechele. Una e s\u0103 auzi de violen\u0163\u0103 la TV \u015fi alta e s-o vezi cu propriii t\u0103i ochi\u015fori din dotare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei ok, acolo exist\u0103 scuza c\u0103 au primit ordin. C\u0103 Speran\u0163a Cli\u015feu i-a pus s\u0103-i bat\u0103 pe to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii care au respins-o sau gen. C\u0103 Liviu Dragnea a crezut c\u0103 erau \u00een mul\u0163ime cei patru asasini fictivi ai lui \u015fi le-a zis s\u0103 dea \u00een toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103-i ating\u0103 statistic \u015fi pe \u0103ia. C\u0103 cineva a vrut s\u0103 gazeze statul paralel, care b\u00e2ntuia \u015fi el prin pia\u0163\u0103 prin mul\u0163ime, \u015fi, minune, exact \u00een acea zi statul paralel se c\u0103ca \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat \u015fi a ratat petrecerea.<\/p>\n

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Dar sunt incidentele stradale cotidiene, care nu presupun ordinul nim\u0103nui sus-pus, care reprezint\u0103 doar comportament casual de jandarm, \u015fi care \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103, dimpotriv\u0103: dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 ei, 10 august era norma, \u015fi lini\u015ftea altor zile e rezultatul unor ordine de “sta\u0163i pe c*rurile voastre”.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen parcul Tineretului, dup\u0103-amiaza, doi liceeni. Nu d\u0103m nume, sunt \u00eenc\u0103 minori. Stau pe o banc\u0103 \u015fi povestesc despre \u015fcoal\u0103, fete, vise m\u0103re\u0163e. Ca liceenii. “Tu nu \u015ftii cum e copilul \u0103sta al nostru”, poveste\u015fte bunicul unuia dintre ei. “Plictisitor de civilizat. Po\u0163i s\u0103-i pui poza \u00een dic\u0163ionar, la “**zdificarea b\u0103rbatului”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei s-au b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 trei jandarmi. Agresivi, fioro\u015fi, de zici c\u0103 nimeriser\u0103 o planta\u0163ie secret\u0103 de iarb\u0103 sau ceva. S-au luat de cei doi copii \u015fi au cerut s\u0103 le perchezi\u0163ioneze gen\u0163ile. F\u0103r\u0103 motiv.<\/p>\n

Unul dintre ei avea \u00een geant\u0103 un bricegu\u0163 frumos, decorativ, genul pe care-l cumperi de la suveniruri. \u015ei c\u00e2nd l-au v\u0103zut, unul dintre indivizi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 amenin\u0163e: “Sau ni-l dai, sau te arest\u0103m \u015fi te ducem la sec\u0163ie \u015fi-\u0163i facem dosar penal!”<\/p>\n

Intimidare gol\u0103neasc\u0103 brutal\u0103, aplicat\u0103 asupra unui licean inocent, care povestea pa\u015fnic pe o banc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Desigur c\u0103 pu\u015ftiul s-a speriat \u015fi a \u00eenm\u00e2nat briceagul. Desigur c\u0103, speriat fiind, nu a \u015ftiut s\u0103 cear\u0103\u00a0 animalelor s\u0103 se legitimeze, s\u0103 \u015ftie cu cine st\u0103 de vorb\u0103. Desigur c\u0103, mic fiind, nu \u015ftia c\u0103, dac\u0103 organul \u00ee\u0163i confisc\u0103 ceva, trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i dea \u0163idul\u0103 care s\u0103 ateste faptul pentru ca tu s\u0103 po\u0163i, eventual, s\u0103 recuperezi bunul respectiv. Individul \u015fi-a b\u0103gat \u00een buzunar cu\u0163itul \u015fi, dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva m\u00e2r\u00e2ieli fioroase, cei trei slujitori ai legii au plecat.<\/p>\n

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Paguba fizic\u0103, o s\u0103 spune\u0163i voi, e infim\u0103. C\u00e2teva zeci de lei, contravaloarea bricegu\u0163ului. Dar faptul c\u0103 te iei de liceeni care stau cumin\u0163i \u00een parc. Faptul c\u0103-i perchezi\u0163ionezi f\u0103r\u0103 motiv. Faptul c\u0103 folose\u015fti intimidare \u015fi amenin\u0163\u0103ri, s\u0103 smulgi de la ei un obiect doar pentru c\u0103 \u0163i se pare dr\u0103gu\u0163. Faptul c\u0103 \u00eel bagi pur \u015fi simplu \u00een buzunar, ca \u015fi cum ar fi al m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, dup\u0103 toate astea, tot tu ai tupeul neru\u015finat s\u0103 pretinzi c\u0103 sluje\u015fti legea \u015fi ordinea.<\/p>\n

Nepo\u0163elul din poveste este al criticului Alex \u015etef\u0103nescu, incidentul mi-a fost povestit de domnia-sa ieri, dar nu acest aspect este relevant. Putea fi copilul absolut oricui.<\/p>\n

Ce facem c\u00e2nd nu mai avem ce face?<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com <\/p>\n

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