{"id":15566,"date":"2018-09-14T09:18:12","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T06:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15566"},"modified":"2018-09-14T09:18:12","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T06:18:12","slug":"dragostea-din-clei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dragostea-din-clei\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragostea din clei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, intru eu pe Deezer, s\u0103 ascult ni\u015fte sunete deosebit de pl\u0103cute urechii umane, numite \u00eendeob\u015fte muzic\u0103. \u015ei, dup\u0103 cum bine \u015ftie oricine are Deezer, \u00ee\u0163i apare mereu recomandarea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii. \u00cen cazul \u0103sta, Dan B\u0103lan &#8211; &#8220;Numa Numa 2&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 mooooori tu, zic eu pe un ton lung \u015fi ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p>Dau plei. Dragostea din plei. Ma Iaaa Hiii, Maaaa Iaaa Haaaa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stoooop&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Aici, copii, avem \u00eens\u0103\u015fi asumarea crud\u0103, tragic\u0103 \u015fi absolut dezolant\u0103 a condi\u0163iei de one hit wonder. C\u00e2nd, la 14 ani dup\u0103 singurul t\u0103u hit, tu te apuci s\u0103-l dezgropi din neantul arhivelor muzicii proaste care ne-a intoxicat existen\u0163a, dai jos de pe el naftalina, p\u0103ienjeni\u015ful, praful, g\u00e2ndacii de buc\u0103t\u0103rie mor\u0163i, moliile,\u00a0 un sac de haine emo, ni\u015fte lac de unghii negru uscat, o flegm\u0103 aleatorie de cet\u0103\u0163ean cu urechi func\u0163ionale, care, prin urmare, a ur\u00e2t cu patim\u0103 stupizenia aia, \u015fi relansezi piesa gen continuare, &#8220;Numa Numa 2&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>E concret asumarea faptului c\u0103 14 ani au trecut peste tine degeaba. N-ai fost \u00een stare s\u0103 emani o singur\u0103 idee muzical\u0103 relevant\u0103 de atunci \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103-n prezent, \u015fi atunci revii s-o mai mulgi pu\u0163in pe asta.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t de tragic.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00c2T. DE. TRAGIC.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 muzicienii condi\u0163ia de one hit wonder?<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BwK4R1pvHTQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>se apuc\u0103<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hwu6NrxVVFk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>s\u0103-\u015fi relanseze<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qtiKW7aDB6c?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>singura<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OxZp4VEopcE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>pies\u0103<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-bNNCOUaFBU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>relevant\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/72WhEqeS6AQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Partea cea mai trist\u0103 cu Dan B\u0103lan \u015fi noua lui versiune de Numa Numa 2?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 a pierdut tot umorul absurd din versurile originale \u015fi a \u00eencercat s\u0103 excreteze un hit actual \u015fi mainstream. \u015ei i-a ie\u015fit un mix de limbi mai \u00eenc\u00e2lcite dec\u00e2t acelea care g\u00e2dil\u0103 \u015fturlubatic c*ru&#8217; lui Dragnea.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jKcBZlPHC3o?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Amuzant e c\u0103 refrenul e \u00een continuare \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103. \u015ei exact cum b\u0103nuia\u0163i are fix zero leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu restul textului, format din cli\u015fee obosite. \u015ei o lab\u0103 mai trist\u0103 chiar dec\u00e2t alt-rightul american.<\/p>\n<p>Hai, Dan B\u0103lan. Hai c\u0103 nu p\u0103c\u0103le\u015fti pe nimeni.<br \/>\nAu sunat anii 2000 \u015fi-\u015fi vor hiturile \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, intru eu pe Deezer, s\u0103 ascult ni\u015fte sunete deosebit de pl\u0103cute urechii umane, numite \u00eendeob\u015fte muzic\u0103. \u015ei, dup\u0103 cum bine \u015ftie oricine are&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ozone.jpg?fit=1248%2C702&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15566"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15569,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15566\/revisions\/15569"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}