B\u0103i, Lore, am citit articolul t\u0103u, \u0103la \u00een care ne sf\u0103tuiai pe noi, b\u0103rba\u0163ii, s\u0103 ne facem ga\u015fc\u0103 de fete, s\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne cupl\u0103m mai u\u015for. Asta am f\u0103cut \u015fi eu, de c\u00e2nd eram mic. Problema e c\u0103 gagica mea de acum e foarte geloas\u0103 \u015fi posesiv\u0103, \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 le alunge. Eu \u0163in la gagic\u0103, arat\u0103 bine, sexul e ok, ne \u00een\u0163elegem bine \u00een rest, dar nu \u015ftiu cum s-o fac s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c\u0103 astea din ga\u015fc\u0103 sunt pur \u015fi simplu prietene.<\/strong><\/p>\n X.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n Varianta scurt\u0103 ar fi: nu mai f**e\u0163i proaste, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n gravide \u015fi exist\u0103 un pericol de 50% ca pruncul s\u0103 semene cu ele.<\/p>\n Varianta mai lung\u0103:<\/p>\n Bros before hos. Sau \u00een cazul \u0103sta, Sisses before hos. Pentru c\u0103 prietenii sunt \u00eentotdeauna l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, s\u0103 te scoat\u0103 din rahaturi, pe c\u00e2nd o rela\u0163ie nou\u0103 se poate termina m\u00e2ine cu “Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu te mai iubesc.” <\/p>\n Exist\u0103 relativ mul\u0163i oameni, b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei deopotriv\u0103, care, din secunda \u00een care intr\u0103 \u00een rela\u0163ie cu cineva, \u00ee\u015fi fac \u00een creier un cinematograf cu difuzare 24 \/ 7, unde tot ce ruleaz\u0103 sunt filme cu tine \u00een adulter cu al\u0163ii. Asta pentru c\u0103 oamenii respectivi au stima de sine ciobit\u0103, sau chiar f\u0103cut\u0103 zob, \u015fi nu v\u0103d \u00een simpla lor persoan\u0103 \u015fi prezen\u0163\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a ta argumente suficiente ca tu s\u0103 le fii loial.<\/p>\n Pasul 1 ar fi s\u0103 \u00eencerci calea lung b\u0103t\u0103torit\u0103 a comunic\u0103rii. S\u0103-i explici femeii c\u0103 exist\u0103 un motiv bine \u00eentemeiat pentru care tu e\u015fti \u00een rela\u0163ie cu ea, nu cu celelalte. \u015ei c\u0103 tu ai ales-o pe ea, nu pe celelalte, iar asta se datoreaz\u0103 ei specific, prin urmare, celelalte n-au nici o treab\u0103.<\/p>\n Also, dac\u0103 celelalte erau deja ga\u015fca ta, iar pe fata asta ai cunoscut-o recent, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103, dac\u0103 ar fi existat dorin\u0163\u0103, interes \u015fi sex appeal reciporc, numitele amici\u0163ii ar fi putut deveni de foarte mult timp fu**iuri ciob\u0103ne\u015fti, viguroase \u015fi poliorgasmice. De vreme ce nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat acest lucru, \u015fi ga\u015fca \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fe\u015fte doar calde sentimente de prietenie \u015fi \u00eenfr\u0103\u0163ire \u00eentre popoare, temerile ei nu prezint\u0103 pericol de punere \u00een practic\u0103.<\/p>\n Dar ceva \u00eemi spune c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi scrii mie, traseul cu comunicarea a fost deja explorat \u015fi abandonat, f\u0103r\u0103 concluzii revelatorii.<\/p>\n \u015ei asta pentru c\u0103 sunt mul\u0163i oameni, \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi femei, care nu pot \u00een\u0163elege o amici\u0163ie \u00eentre persoane de sex opus. \u00cen mintea lor, dac\u0103 unul dintre amici posed\u0103 un penis, \u015fi cel\u0103lalt un vagin, e obligatoriu ca fie el s-o vrea pe ea \u015fi s\u0103 sufere-n batist\u0103, fie ea s\u0103-l vrea pe el, \u015fi s\u0103 sufere \u00een (alt\u0103) batist\u0103, fie s\u0103 se vrea reciproc pe \u015festache \u015fi s\u0103 sufere, fiecare \u00een batista proprie. Pasul al 2-lea, dac\u0103 explica\u0163ia simpl\u0103 nu merge, e s\u0103 cau\u0163i s-o integrezi \u00een ga\u015fc\u0103. S\u0103 vad\u0103 \u015fi ea c\u0103 nu e nimic romantic, senzual \u015fi adulterin pe acolo. Eventual le pui \u00een tem\u0103 pe amice c\u0103 gagic\u0103-ta e geloas\u0103 \u015fi le rogi s\u0103 aib\u0103 un pic de r\u0103bdare cu ea. O parte din gelo\u015fi se lini\u015ftesc \u00een acest punct, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 nu au de ce s\u0103 se team\u0103.<\/p>\n Dar, o s\u0103-mi spui tu, am \u00eencercat-o \u015fi pe asta, dar gagica e basket case \u015fi-mi face zile fripte \u00een continuare, \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 identifice apropouri sexy \u00een orice.<\/p>\n Aici urmeaz\u0103 pasul al 3-lea, \u015fi anume introspec\u0163ia: ai nevoie \u00een via\u0163a ta de cineva care vrea at\u00e2t de tare s\u0103 te controleze \u015fi are impresia c\u0103, odat\u0103 cu rela\u0163ia, a primit cadou o telecomand\u0103 la tine? Ai nevoie de cineva care s\u0103 te frece la icre cu suspiciuni nefondate \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 melodram\u0103 din orice?<\/p>\n Fiecare om \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 singur r\u0103spunsul. Vezi \u015fi tu care-s punctele tari ale rela\u0163iei, \u015fi dac\u0103 fac s\u0103 merite tot acest balamuc.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 am fost de folos,<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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\nCeea ce, evident, e fals. Nu putem t\u00e2nji dup\u0103 toate hectarele de penis, respectiv p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103, care ne \u00eenconjoar\u0103. De obicei, ne place foarte tare o persoan\u0103, am accepta cu oarecare pl\u0103cere pe al\u0163ii maximum cinci, iar restul lumii e un imens friendzone, iar asta e valabil pentru orice om cu un cerc de cuno\u015ftin\u0163e real. Wankerii singuratici care trimit cf la toat\u0103 lista nu se pun.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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