{"id":15744,"date":"2018-10-07T10:59:56","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T07:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15744"},"modified":"2018-10-07T10:59:56","modified_gmt":"2018-10-07T07:59:56","slug":"cum-o-sa-le-explic-copiilor-mei-coafura-veoricai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-o-sa-le-explic-copiilor-mei-coafura-veoricai\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum o s\u0103 le explic copiilor mei coafura Veoric\u0103i?"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Mamiii, de ce \u00ee\u015fi pun anumite persoane ustensile de igien\u0103 casnic\u0103 \u00een p\u0103r?”<\/p>\n

“Ei, bine, F\u0103nel… \u0103\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 ai \u00eentrebat. Faptul c\u0103 ai observat c\u0103 nuca nu apar\u0163ine \u00een mod firesc \u00een perete e o dovad\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire critic\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 n-o aveai pe asta, \u00eel suspectam pe tac-tu c\u0103 te-a f\u0103cut cu alt\u0103 mam\u0103. \u015ei mi te-a implantat artificial \u00een uter \u00een timp ce dormeam.<\/p>\n

A venit amanta la el s\u0103 zbiere:<\/p>\n

-Gicule, sunt \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103, ai zis c\u0103 o sco\u0163i la precipita\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

-M-am… \u0103\u0103\u0103… precipitat.<\/p>\n

-Nasol. Ce m\u0103 fac, c\u0103 uite, \u00een\u00a0 Rom\u00e2nia tovar\u0103\u015fului pre\u015fedinte Dragnea avortul e interzis. Nu vreau s\u0103 am copii la 19 ani, era vorba c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163ii la facultate, nu c\u0103 m\u0103 pui s\u0103 \u00eemping de c\u0103rucior.<\/p>\n

-OKOKOK, calmeaz\u0103-te, femeie. Se rezolv\u0103. \u015etiu un b\u0103iat care \u015ftie un b\u0103iat…<\/p>\n

\u015ei a\u015fa mi te-au transplantat \u00een uter \u00een timp ce dormeam.<\/p>\n

Ahaha, ce bine c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi ce e aia amant\u0103, m\u0103car e o \u00eentrebare la care am un r\u0103spuns coerent \u015fi logic.<\/p>\n

Pfuuuu.”<\/p>\n

Nu. Mai \u00eencerc\u0103m o dat\u0103. Nu corupem mintea fraged\u0103 \u015fi inocent\u0103 a copilului cu a\u015fa ceva.”<\/p>\n

“\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, F\u0103nel.<\/p>\n

\u015etii, arta contemporan\u0103 european\u0103 se bazeaz\u0103 pe asocierea \u00eentre divin \u015fi teluric, \u00eentre sofisticare \u015fi derizoriu, \u00eentre un element de deosebit\u0103 frumuse\u0163e \u015fi unul mizerabil”.<\/p>\n

“Aha”, o s\u0103 zic\u0103 F\u0103nel, “\u015fi unde-i divinul?”<\/p>\n

“\u00cen privire, F\u0103nel.”<\/p>\n

“Privirea cui?”<\/p>\n

“A cui se uit\u0103 \u015fi se cruce\u015fte. E un masiv experiment tip instala\u0163ie.”<\/p>\n

“Bullshit”, o s\u0103 zic\u0103 F\u0103nel. “Asta e ca atunci c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trimite\u0163i la film \u015fi zice\u0163i c\u0103 e de dragul meu, dar de fapt vre\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 f**e\u0163i.”<\/p>\n

Oooook. Dubla a treia.<\/p>\n

“F\u0103nel, fiule. Uneori po\u0163i scoate femeia de la d\u00e2rval\u0103… dar nu po\u0163i scoate d\u00e2rvala din femeie.”<\/p>\n

“Aaaa, a\u015fa da. A\u015fa trebuia s\u0103-mi explici din prima”.<\/p>\n

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