{"id":1575,"date":"2009-07-24T00:41:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2009-07-24T00:41:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:41:54","slug":"casting-fantoma-michael-jackson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/casting-fantoma-michael-jackson\/","title":{"rendered":"Casting fantom\u0103 Michael Jackson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Aceast\u0103 postare este inspirat\u0103 de urm\u0103toarele filmule\u0163e care au constituit sursa mea nr. unu de fun zilele astea <\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Am67-Sew7k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/53PnVQm2rl4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Bun, pe mine m-a tr\u0103snit o idee. Vreau propria mea emisiune de 1.000 de episoade \u015fi g\u0103le\u0163i \u00eentregi de rating la OTV. Vreau dou\u0103 personaje: fantoma lui Michael Jackson, \u015fi omul-care-a-v\u0103zut-fantoma-lui-Michael-Jackson. De aceea, caut cu disperare eroul acestei minunate emisiuni, care trebuie s\u0103 fie fantomatic, adic\u0103 lung, slab \u015fi z\u0103lud, \u015fi s\u0103 apar\u0103 unde nici cu g\u00e2ndul nu te-ai g\u00e2ndi (dar\u0103mite cu alte p\u0103r\u0163i ale corpului, pe care le folose\u015fti mai des la g\u00e2ndit :D) Ba \u00een buda vecinilor de deasupra garsonierei OTV, ba \u00een cazinoul G\u0103rii de Nord, ba \u00een spatele unui v\u00e2nz\u0103tor de gulii din Pia\u0163a Matache. Bu-hu-huuuu! \u015ei de cum apare fantoma fantomatic\u0103 a Artistului Formally Known As Michael Jackson, hop \u015fi vizionarul, care bate la u\u015fa vecinilor la 2 noaptea:<br \/>\n<!--more-->-Cine e?<br \/>\n-EUUU!<br \/>\n-Care eu?<br \/>\n-Deschide\u0163i repedeeee, am o urgen\u0163\u0103 cu dvs!!! Repede, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu, pun bombe la u\u015f\u0103. Vede\u0163i pe gaura cheii acest fitil?<br \/>\n-Da.<br \/>\n-E \u00eembibat \u00een benzin\u0103 Euro Premium F\u0103r\u0103 Plumb. Dac\u0103 nu deschide\u0163i, s\u0103ri\u0163i \u00een aer.<br \/>\n-Gata-gata, de ce nu ai zis c\u0103 e\u015fti neam cu administratoru&#8217;, c\u0103 deschideam din prima!<br \/>\nDeschid \u0103ia \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nta\u0163i, el \u00een pijamale groase, ea \u00een capot cu floricele \u015fi cu bigudiuri \u00een cap.<br \/>\n-Ce vrei, domnule? Dac\u0103 vrei bani, caut\u0103 lini\u015ftit prin toat\u0103 casa \u015fi dac\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti, spune-ne \u015fi nou\u0103.<br \/>\n-Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 banii! Sufletul conteaz\u0103! Vreau doar s\u0103 v\u0103 folosesc toaleta.<br \/>\n-S\u0103 nu ne consumi odorizantul de baie Airflesh, varianta chinezeasc\u0103, c\u0103 turn\u0103m pe tine petrol lampant \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103m foc! S\u0103 arzi ca Michael \u00een reclama cu Pepsi!<br \/>\n\u015ei u\u015fa b\u0103ii se deschide singur\u0103, cu un sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2it sinistru. \u00cen\u0103untru&#8230; fantoma fantomatic\u0103 a lui Michael scoate un penis la fel de fantomatic \u015fi \u00eendreapt\u0103 un \u015fuvoi de raze argintii spre veceul familiei de s\u0103rmani&#8230; \u015fi minune!! Veceul devine cu totul \u015fi cu totul de argint.<br \/>\nA doua zi, titluri de-o \u015fchioap\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi de-o oarb\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;King of Pop Pees Silver in Posthumous Charity Act! OTV Breaks the News!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fantoma lui Michael Jackson \u00eel inspir\u0103 pe Coelho s\u0103 scrie &#8220;Al Chimistu Revine&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u00cen pat cu Michael<\/p>\n<p>Lily Pissy-Sweet, fotomodel de M\u0103t\u0103sari, pretinde c\u0103 i-a ap\u0103rut Fantoma lui Michael Jackson \u00een pat, \u015fi a petrecut o noapte pasional\u0103 cu ea. Din p\u0103cate, a ap\u0103rut \u015fi omul-care-vede-fantoma, dar spiritele s-au calmat repede &#8211; fie ele ante- sau postmortem &#8211; \u015fi noaptea a continuat vesel\u0103 \u00een trei. Regele ne\u00eencoronat al pop-ului a \u00eencoronat dantura lui Lily cu o m\u0103rea\u0163\u0103 ejaculare, iar aceasta a descoperit, siderat\u0103, c\u0103 din\u0163ii \u00eei deveniser\u0103 cu totul \u015fi cu totul de argint. Drept pt. care i-a scos pe to\u0163i cu un cle\u015fte ruginit, i-a v\u00e2ndut pe pia\u0163a neagr\u0103, iar din banii astfel c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i, \u015fi-a injectat botox \u00een buze \u015fi \u0163\u00e2\u0163ox \u00een s\u00e2ni.&#8221; &#8211; Dar cred c\u0103 \u0103sta era deja episodul doi.<\/p>\n<p>Ce zice\u0163i?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aceast\u0103 postare este inspirat\u0103 de urm\u0103toarele filmule\u0163e care au constituit sursa mea nr. unu de fun zilele astea Bun, pe mine m-a tr\u0103snit o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}